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#279 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
Aren't you born with autism? You can't just get it if you aren't born with it right?
#276 - lordofthezipper (05/22/2013) [-]
Well, she can just use this handy site.
#242 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #251 to #242 - brenton (05/22/2013) [-]
I've never actually read completely through one of these. I can't be the only one, either.
User avatar #177 - unncommon (05/22/2013) [-]
Uhh...even if they did get the vaccine they'd be tore to ******* shreds.
User avatar #176 - subaqueousreach (05/22/2013) [-]
In this particular situation it doesn't matter if they're immune or not, they're still going to die.
User avatar #174 - solarisofcelestia (05/22/2013) [-]
It does not! Those reports were inaccurate.
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#138 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
I must be immune to zombism then
#114 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm just going to leave this here for people who dont have any higher education in the exact sciences, as a student in medicine.

I read the papers every day, and NOT ONCE, have i read an article on something that had to do with physics, chemistry or medicine, that was actually correct.

Every single time, when i read these articles, i feel like im reading the dumbed down version written by and for some anorexic blonde bitch.

So please, in the future when you read some "OMGWTF VACCINES GIVE AUTISM????" article in a paper, even the "quality-newspapers", double check with your doctor if what was in there wasnt just complete ******** , because it very likely was written by someone who didnt understand a word he or she was writing.
#104 - stallwallwriter (05/22/2013) [-]
As stupid as the autism argument is, they might want to put a hold on that vaccination until they move somewhere farther from the actual horde of zombies. Being infected probably isn't your biggest concern when something's gnawing on your small intestine.
#101 - potatophucker (05/22/2013) [-]
That wasn't a fart
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User avatar #33 - smoothasballs (05/22/2013) [-]
Yea sure imunity against zombism is nice but do you have any vaccines against getting eaten alive by zombie?
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User avatar #108 - henryfordthegod (05/22/2013) [-]
Only with added substances
#178 - mrmamric (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't care if I turn into a zombie or not after I die. If I live it out I'd rather not be autistic.
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