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#152 - manirock (05/22/2013) [-]
>Be me
>22 years old liiving in small town
>8:00 PM two days ago
>Hot as **** in my dad's attic
>Sweating underneath my fedora
>Towel cape is sticking to my back
>Dorito bags and Mountain Dew cans ********* about
>PWNING newbs on halo reach xbox live
>One of my teammates quits
>Oh **** it's time to shift into overdrive
>My scuba mask starts to fog up
>Can feel acne forming on my face and back
>It's been a 3 day marathon with no shower
>BO has made attic unapproachable to everyone but me
>Tornado siren goes off
> **** it my Xbox needs me
>Get nervous and hug my anime pillow real tight
>Dad calls up for me to come downstairs due to siren
>Can't quit game because I've been banned too many times for quitting already
>If I stay in spawn I'll get killed and that'll **** up my kill/death ratio
>Dad said we have to go across the street to the local men's health and fitness club because they have a basement
>But dad that place sucks and I don't want to walk there
>"Don't worry son, it's fun to stay at the YMCA"
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User avatar #115 to #112 - hugora ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
That's the thing about truth. Bitches can't handle it.
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User avatar #89 to #87 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Fact is still that him sending money actually gets **** done and hell, a prayer is just basicly you thinking ''Aww, I feel sorry for those people, wish things would go better for em''

That and it was a good joke
User avatar #36 - darksideofthebeast (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Christians and athiests are both dumb as **** .
#70 to #36 - stallwallwriter (05/22/2013) [-]
You're not a very good troll, are you?
#22 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I still dont understand why americans build those crappy houses...

Build one out of concrete as every other civilised nation does and there would be less problems with tornados...
User avatar #25 to #22 - mymiddleleg (05/22/2013) [-]
I see you'r point but even concrete houses would of got ripped apart put that Tornado
#195 - zuflux ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
I love how you can pray for someone something and then feel good about yourself later because yes, it does matter that you do care. But sending imaginary help to someone who needs REAL aid is bs, if you have the means to help even the slightest. Yes. A dollar is worth more.
User avatar #163 - ninonybox ONLINE (05/22/2013) [-]
Not a big fan of Ricky Gervais....then I looked at the comments section..... decided to stay quiet.
#92 - xinquisitor (05/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why do butt hurt Christians bother commenting on post like these? And is Ricky really being an ******* ? simply because he is trying to make a valid point?
User avatar #118 to #92 - freddyhollensen (05/22/2013) [-]
Care man, Christians of funnyjunk wield fiery thumbs of red.

Turning the other cheeks for these people is a done deal.
#85 - urbemarmis (05/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
hurrrr durrr christianity is soooo stoopid im gonna maik fun of it

jesus.... ******* sick of this **** .
#135 to #124 - drewbridge (05/22/2013) [-]
Autism off the charts.

Nothing you are saying is funny or smart, shut the **** up.
User avatar #59 - whistleandrun (05/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Is it just me or is the oklahoma tornado getting more attention and aid than hurricane sandy did?
I live in England so correct me if I'm wrong, just seems that way from over here.
#54 - pappathethird (05/22/2013) [-]
good one
good one
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User avatar #181 - drunkasaurus (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't understand why he's screaming in soo many pictures
#176 - nargogh (05/22/2013) [-]
You know, I thought prayers should be sent to the God, rather than on Twitter. So even though I am a christian, I agree with that guy.
#148 - ishotthedeputy (05/22/2013) [-]
I feel a strong correlation between the times I post this picture and how many Ricky Gervais posts make front page
#140 - teenytinyspider (05/22/2013) [-]
Why can't we do both?
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#12 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah or maybe they did both.

Whenever I see this guy all he's doing is showing his ass to people and then people are like "omg its funny cause no one usually says that!"
#13 to #12 - RyanJK (05/22/2013) [-]
ricky gervais is love.
ricky gervais is life.
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