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#87 - imofcnotharveydent (05/21/2013) [-]
was going to pull a joke...   
   
mfw the joke in the title would beat mine anyday.
was going to pull a joke...

mfw the joke in the title would beat mine anyday.
#78 - yroncrow (05/21/2013) [-]
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#60 - meuk (05/21/2013) [-]
ii. i' lailii' lilli" , when I' m
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#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2013) [-]
I read "Eats itself out". I'm not proud of myself.
User avatar #93 - zomgodness (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Quoting some genius on the internet:

'What the hell could stress out an octopus?'

'Probably current events'
User avatar #49 - darksideofthebeast (05/21/2013) [-]
When I get stressed out I eat xanax.
#94 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#86 - thearcher ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hey, when I'm lonely I Wish I could eat myself!
#66 - abortionman (05/21/2013) [-]
**abortionman rolls 731,094,362**
**abortionman rolls 731,094,362**
#48 - viewtifulbro (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I have no related pic. But then again who has a related pic for an someone making a buffet of their own body.
I have no related pic. But then again who has a related pic for an someone making a buffet of their own body.
User avatar #37 - snakebelmont (05/21/2013) [-]
People do that when stressed or anxious, they bite their nails. i haven't had long nails in 10 years.
User avatar #20 - raquelian ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
and if they go completely ******** insane, they murder the innocent and try to kill snakes
User avatar #18 - kaycie (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
last time I went to the zoo, one of the gorillas was throwing up into its hand and eating it... over and over and over.

actually, here's the video I took
http://www.youtube. com/ watch?v=YAngLHFXbI4
User avatar #8 - awesomenessdefined (05/21/2013) [-]
Then again, if that were true, stress for an octupus would be a life or death situation.
User avatar #92 - soopergrover ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
This again... I had to clarify this on Facebook the other day.

I can't remember where I got the source, but octopi don't just "get stressed" and eat themselves. I don't know who the hell made this, but it was a mental disease at one point that caused them to eat themselves/ It has nothing to do with being stressed.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/20/2013) [-]
judging by the title and the photo, your sister must be flexible.
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