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#122 - frenchtoastftw (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#3 - gunnay (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i guess hitler was vegetarian because in german its "vegetarier" which inclues the word "arier" what translates back to "arian"
#101 - beardarama (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but hitler wasn't all that tall, only 173 cm
but hitler wasn't all that tall, only 173 cm
#21 - crazyeyedbioll (05/21/2013) [-]
That is because all of America IS a theme park. A theme park of badassery and freedom
#102 - luckyxiii (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How could you not want to live in a place thats all theme parks?
How could you not want to live in a place thats all theme parks?
User avatar #87 - vexaton (05/21/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I am tall, I have brown hair, blue-grey eyes, I am charismatic and very passionate about stuff. I am not vegetarian though, but geez, what the **** , am I Hitler now?
User avatar #88 to #87 - vengance (05/21/2013) [-]
#59 - mrtwitty (05/21/2013) [-]
"I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate."
#53 - qqqqqqqqq (05/21/2013) [-]
"like the whole country is a theme park"
User avatar #74 - satanisthesavior (05/21/2013) [-]
Laughed so hard at the paper cuts and lemon juice one.

I do believe this is the first thing on this website to actually make me laugh all week...
User avatar #68 - potterfan (05/21/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't date Hitler? He followed his dreams and he can paint you like one of his Nazi bitches.
#64 - alexthecanadian (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So what? We have a budget. We can't spend all our money on signs at the border. We have too many signs to fund on our highways...
#54 - leown (05/21/2013) [+] (20 replies)
the first one

**** YEAH SEATTLE!!!!!!

I apologize for my pride but Seattle is rarely ever mentioned here and i love my home-town
#27 - achingandachong **User deleted account** (05/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i dont know why i have this picture anyway
#85 - jakols (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So Hitler was tall now all of a sudden...?
Remember where he was from, 176cm is not specifically tall over here in Europe.
Maybe it's tall in France, but not in the Nord anyways. and people from the areas surrounding Bavaria usually have a similar to Nord-like bodies.
All in all, Hitler was a short ****** to us.
#71 - burningsmurfs (05/21/2013) [-]
The last one actually made me chuckle.
User avatar #50 - spoogle (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If you're ashamed to live here then leave. More freedom for the rest of us.
User avatar #47 - crotchmonkey (05/21/2013) [-]
I'm not ashamed. Sure, we have not turned out the best but we have some good history. We've come a long way.
#40 - drewbridge (05/21/2013) [-]
America's sign isn't overdone.

Canadians need to be proud of Canada too. People go there for opportunity and fun, aswell.
#2 - jonntyy (05/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Complimenting someone doesn't mean you're stuck in the friend zone... Jeez, if you do it ******* right it means the opposite. Every girl loves to be told they look beautiful, as long as you don't do it like some loser it won't backfire.
User avatar #10 to #2 - trollmobile (05/20/2013) [-]
i really can't stand it when guys say that being nice to girls makes them friendzone them.
i got my current girlfriend by being nice to her, and that goes for most of my ex-es too, the problem isn't being nice, the problem is being nice without showing your intentions.

being nice to a girl won't get you her, being nice to a girl and telling her you love her will get you her.
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