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#224 - secretsecret (05/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #206 - PadreRasta (05/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Can someone why is there so many Warhammer related posts here? I know the "Heresy" thing, but never played and don't know anything about it.
Also, I'm curious about what the game is about, and what it feels like when playing (similar games).
#215 to #206 - thebannedzombie (05/21/2013) [-]
This is the into to every 40k novel.

"It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. He is the master of mankind by the will of the gods and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Man for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's will. Vast armies give battle in His name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever-vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from aliens, heretics, mutants -- and far, far worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."

If the above sounds interesting, I have links to torrents of the novels and the movie, and there are games as well. It started as a tabletop war-game but the universe it is set in just grew and grew... It is just bloody and epic.
#53 - apellon ONLINE (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#49 - neoexdeath (05/20/2013) [-]
Hello, you've reached Microsoft Tech Support, what seems to be your problem? ...Right...blood's pouring out of your X-Box...can't run Halo, and its attracting insects and cats...Okay, so, your X-Box is on its period...yes, that's a thing. Who's the professional here? Now, you can probably get through the worst of it with some maxi pads...No, Tampons require a new Firmware update.
#28 - dragonpaint (05/20/2013) [-]
Alrighty....   
Had to read it a couple times over to understand what was going on
Alrighty....
Had to read it a couple times over to understand what was going on
#20 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
#18 - gameshredder (05/20/2013) [-]
Heresy!
#216 - silverhellion (05/21/2013) [-]
dude, someone stole kharnes x-box.
#207 - combatarms (05/21/2013) [-]
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#185 to #183 - krasnogvardiech (05/21/2013) [-]
Everybody would like an armor-piercing, rocket propelled high explosive grenade launcher.
#179 - Spacemarine (05/21/2013) [-]
My time has come.
#171 - lostdagame (05/21/2013) [-]
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#156 - clockworkphysicist (05/21/2013) [-]
Don't worry, if I know x-box like I think I know x-box it will red ring soon enough
Don't worry, if I know x-box like I think I know x-box it will red ring soon enough
#152 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
POOP FOR FAT BEN!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #134 - kingredeaded (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**kingredeaded rolled a random comment #2213923 posted by snakefire at Friendly ** :
But then I'm 18, legal, and the taboo wears off...
#54 - Protomix (05/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
friendly reminder that this was cut out of an NSFW comic
User avatar #77 to #54 - anonrandom (05/20/2013) [-]
Go on?
User avatar #45 - theugandanhero (05/20/2013) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
User avatar #7 - megustaculo (05/20/2013) [-]
skulls for the skull throne!
#6 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
so, why did he summon the vessel of despair again???
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