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User avatar #87 - dreamfall (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I work at a theater and it happens like 20 times a day. Me: "Enjoy your movie!". Customer: "You Too!"....."oh wait"
User avatar #23 - euthyphro (05/20/2013) [-]
Remember kids: things are only a problem if you make it a problem.
I cannot stress that enough.

Things are only "creepy" or "super-awkward" only if you make them awkward. It's all about your approach, and how confident you are when you say it.

A super-shy guy saying: "Y..y..you too" Will always look like an awkward person who no one wants to talk to.
In contrast, saying: "You too" in a confident voice, with a smile in tote, will always be seen as a positive -- even though the wording was probably incorrect for the situation.

It's all in how you present yourself that matters.
#99 - dashgamer (05/21/2013) [-]
That's why I don't talk to anyone and drink heavily.
User avatar #97 - tealkangaroo (05/21/2013) [-]
how to save yourself: "you t... ake care now"
User avatar #96 - takesomemorewater (05/21/2013) [-]
This happens way too often in other relations.
#95 - anonymous (05/21/2013) [-]
*roll image*
#77 - saladtongsofdeath (05/21/2013) [-]
well, technically she will eventually have a meal
User avatar #61 - vatra (05/21/2013) [-]
I have zero social inhibitions, I purposely say this.
User avatar #60 - pheggit (05/21/2013) [-]
Me to random person: Hey how are you?
Random person: I'm pretty good and yourself?
Me: I'm not doing too bad what about you?
User avatar #57 - mcrut ONLINE (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Almost like calling your teacher mom or dad in front of the class.
#55 - deoxysislegion (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cashier ladies response: "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"
#54 - flyingfrogslash (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, there are now only a few options available to you now. Either you murder everyone in the vicinity who could have heard what you uttered without thought, or you must, by the traditional laws of your people, make that woman your wife.
User avatar #53 - iamshadow (05/21/2013) [-]
Working as a cashier and having to always say "thanks" and "have a good day" to people messes with your head.

Person 1: "It was good seeing you, have a good evening!"
Person 2: "Thank you! You too!"
(at the same time) Me: "You too."

I feel like such a retard afterwards.
User avatar #40 - youcame (05/21/2013) [-]
lol i work at a "take and bake" pizza place. Basically, we make the pizza right in front of you. we take the uncooked dough, and put sauce and cheese and sorts of other shit on there. its like subway with pizzas. then you take it home and bake it.

Everytime I had a pizza to someone I say "Have a great day, and enjoy your pizza"

and half the time they say "you too" and dont even bat an eye. Lmao
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User avatar #10 - insaneiare (05/20/2013) [-]
i say "i love you" at the mcdonalds here in cherokee everytime i go!
User avatar #8 - zoef (05/20/2013) [-]
For some reason i once said "sleep tight" to the guy who delivered pizza...
User avatar #7 - tenfinnvo (05/20/2013) [-]
Said that once. The response was "Why thank you, i don't get much of that. This is so sweet!" I would have thought that she wanted the D, but man it was a nice old lady, not a hot young babe.
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