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User avatar #87 - dreamfall (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I work at a theater and it happens like 20 times a day. Me: "Enjoy your movie!". Customer: "You Too!"....."oh wait"
#99 - dashgamer (05/21/2013) [-]
That's why I don't talk to anyone and drink heavily.
#98 - gmarrox (05/21/2013) [-]
"Happy Birthday!"    
"Thanks you too!"    
"Congrats on the baby!"   
"Thanks you too!"    
"Enjoy your movie!"   
"Thanks you too!"
"Happy Birthday!"
"Thanks you too!"

"Congrats on the baby!"
"Thanks you too!"

"Enjoy your movie!"
"Thanks you too!"
User avatar #96 - takesomemorewater ONLINE (05/21/2013) [-]
This happens way too often in other relations.
User avatar #88 - corcyra (05/21/2013) [-]
Once a coworker told a customer to "enjoy your money!"
#77 - saladtongsofdeath (05/21/2013) [-]
well, technically she will eventually have a meal
User avatar #61 - vatra (05/21/2013) [-]
I have zero social inhibitions, I purposely say this.
User avatar #60 - pheggit (05/21/2013) [-]
Me to random person: Hey how are you?
Random person: I'm pretty good and yourself?
Me: I'm not doing too bad what about you?
User avatar #57 - mcrut (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Almost like calling your teacher mom or dad in front of the class.
#55 - deoxysislegion (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cashier ladies response: "ARE YOU ******* SORRY?"
#54 - flyingfrogslash (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, there are now only a few options available to you now. Either you murder everyone in the vicinity who could have heard what you uttered without thought, or you must, by the traditional laws of your people, make that woman your wife.
User avatar #53 - iamshadow (05/21/2013) [-]
Working as a cashier and having to always say "thanks" and "have a good day" to people messes with your head.

Person 1: "It was good seeing you, have a good evening!"
Person 2: "Thank you! You too!"
(at the same time) Me: "You too."

I feel like such a retard afterwards.
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User avatar #40 - youcame (05/21/2013) [-]
lol i work at a "take and bake" pizza place. Basically, we make the pizza right in front of you. we take the uncooked dough, and put sauce and cheese and sorts of other **** on there. its like subway with pizzas. then you take it home and bake it.

Everytime I had a pizza to someone I say "Have a great day, and enjoy your pizza"

and half the time they say "you too" and dont even bat an eye. Lmao
#29 - Womens Study Major (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
THANK YOU. Say "Thank you." Always.

Even if it's an occasion to actually say "You too", it's better to reply with "Thank you" and then process your thoughts on whether "You too" is actually necessary.
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#22 - mynameiskeanu (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 to #22 - baconmansenior (05/20/2013) [-]
because he said something really stupid and doesn't want to go back and be judged or laughed at
User avatar #12 - seramaspecialist (05/20/2013) [-]
kinda happend to me. some nice old chap held the door open for me, and he said 'you first', and just when i went to say thank you, it came out, 'your welcome' i hate my brain !!!!!!!!!!!! wtf
User avatar #10 - insaneiare (05/20/2013) [-]
i say "i love you" at the mcdonalds here in cherokee everytime i go!
User avatar #7 - tenfinnvo ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
Said that once. The response was "Why thank you, i don't get much of that. This is so sweet!" I would have thought that she wanted the D, but man it was a nice old lady, not a hot young babe.
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