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User avatar #87 - dreamfall (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I work at a theater and it happens like 20 times a day. Me: "Enjoy your movie!". Customer: "You Too!"....."oh wait"
User avatar #23 - euthyphro (05/20/2013) [-]
Remember kids: things are only a problem if you make it a problem.
I cannot stress that enough.

Things are only "creepy" or "super-awkward" only if you make them awkward. It's all about your approach, and how confident you are when you say it.

A super-shy guy saying: "Y..y..you too" Will always look like an awkward person who no one wants to talk to.
In contrast, saying: "You too" in a confident voice, with a smile in tote, will always be seen as a positive -- even though the wording was probably incorrect for the situation.

It's all in how you present yourself that matters.
#99 - dashgamer (05/21/2013) [-]
That's why I don't talk to anyone and drink heavily.
#98 - gmarrox (05/21/2013) [-]
"Happy Birthday!"    
"Thanks you too!"    
"Congrats on the baby!"   
"Thanks you too!"    
"Enjoy your movie!"   
"Thanks you too!"
"Happy Birthday!"
"Thanks you too!"

"Congrats on the baby!"
"Thanks you too!"

"Enjoy your movie!"
"Thanks you too!"
User avatar #97 - tealkangaroo (05/21/2013) [-]
how to save yourself: "you t... ake care now"
User avatar #96 - takesomemorewater (05/21/2013) [-]
This happens way too often in other relations.
User avatar #88 - corcyra (05/21/2013) [-]
Once a coworker told a customer to "enjoy your money!"
#77 - saladtongsofdeath (05/21/2013) [-]
well, technically she will eventually have a meal
User avatar #61 - vatra (05/21/2013) [-]
I have zero social inhibitions, I purposely say this.
User avatar #60 - pheggit (05/21/2013) [-]
Me to random person: Hey how are you?
Random person: I'm pretty good and yourself?
Me: I'm not doing too bad what about you?
User avatar #57 - mcrut (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Almost like calling your teacher mom or dad in front of the class.
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#22 - mynameiskeanu (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 to #22 - baconmansenior (05/20/2013) [-]
because he said something really stupid and doesn't want to go back and be judged or laughed at
User avatar #13 - gammajk ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
one time i was playing day z and escaping from a helicopter with two people on machine guns and somebody parachuted out behind me, i was in a truck going 100mph+ through a forest
they killed my friend in the passenger seat, broke my legs, i got out, took my machine gun and sprayed the chopper, managing to kill the gunner and they flew away
a few seconds later the pilot said in chat "nice job gammajk"
my response was "you're welcome"

i never played on that server again
User avatar #12 - seramaspecialist (05/20/2013) [-]
kinda happend to me. some nice old chap held the door open for me, and he said 'you first', and just when i went to say thank you, it came out, 'your welcome' i hate my brain !!!!!!!!!!!! wtf
User avatar #10 - insaneiare (05/20/2013) [-]
i say "i love you" at the mcdonalds here in cherokee everytime i go!
User avatar #8 - zoef (05/20/2013) [-]
For some reason i once said "sleep tight" to the guy who delivered pizza...
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