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User avatar #87 - dreamfall (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I work at a theater and it happens like 20 times a day. Me: "Enjoy your movie!". Customer: "You Too!"....."oh wait"
User avatar #23 - euthyphro (05/20/2013) [-]
Remember kids: things are only a problem if you make it a problem.
I cannot stress that enough.

Things are only "creepy" or "super-awkward" only if you make them awkward. It's all about your approach, and how confident you are when you say it.

A super-shy guy saying: "Y..y..you too" Will always look like an awkward person who no one wants to talk to.
In contrast, saying: "You too" in a confident voice, with a smile in tote, will always be seen as a positive -- even though the wording was probably incorrect for the situation.

It's all in how you present yourself that matters.
#99 - dashgamer (05/21/2013) [-]
That's why I don't talk to anyone and drink heavily.
#98 - gmarrox (05/21/2013) [-]
"Happy Birthday!"    
"Thanks you too!"    
"Congrats on the baby!"   
"Thanks you too!"    
"Enjoy your movie!"   
"Thanks you too!"
"Happy Birthday!"
"Thanks you too!"

"Congrats on the baby!"
"Thanks you too!"

"Enjoy your movie!"
"Thanks you too!"
User avatar #97 - tealkangaroo (05/21/2013) [-]
how to save yourself: "you t... ake care now"
#95 - 4chan refugee (05/21/2013) [-]
*roll image*
#94 - 4chan refugee (05/21/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 031**
User avatar #60 - pheggit (05/21/2013) [-]
Me to random person: Hey how are you?
Random person: I'm pretty good and yourself?
Me: I'm not doing too bad what about you?
User avatar #57 - mcrut (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Almost like calling your teacher mom or dad in front of the class.
#55 - deoxysislegion (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cashier ladies response: "ARE YOU ******* SORRY?"
#54 - flyingfrogslash (05/21/2013) [-]
Well, there are now only a few options available to you now. Either you murder everyone in the vicinity who could have heard what you uttered without thought, or you must, by the traditional laws of your people, make that woman your wife.
User avatar #53 - iamshadow (05/21/2013) [-]
Working as a cashier and having to always say "thanks" and "have a good day" to people messes with your head.

Person 1: "It was good seeing you, have a good evening!"
Person 2: "Thank you! You too!"
(at the same time) Me: "You too."

I feel like such a retard afterwards.
User avatar #40 - youcame (05/21/2013) [-]
lol i work at a "take and bake" pizza place. Basically, we make the pizza right in front of you. we take the uncooked dough, and put sauce and cheese and sorts of other **** on there. its like subway with pizzas. then you take it home and bake it.

Everytime I had a pizza to someone I say "Have a great day, and enjoy your pizza"

and half the time they say "you too" and dont even bat an eye. Lmao
#22 - mynameiskeanu (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 to #22 - baconmansenior (05/20/2013) [-]
because he said something really stupid and doesn't want to go back and be judged or laughed at
User avatar #13 - gammajk (05/20/2013) [-]
one time i was playing day z and escaping from a helicopter with two people on machine guns and somebody parachuted out behind me, i was in a truck going 100mph+ through a forest
they killed my friend in the passenger seat, broke my legs, i got out, took my machine gun and sprayed the chopper, managing to kill the gunner and they flew away
a few seconds later the pilot said in chat "nice job gammajk"
my response was "you're welcome"

i never played on that server again
User avatar #12 - seramaspecialist (05/20/2013) [-]
kinda happend to me. some nice old chap held the door open for me, and he said 'you first', and just when i went to say thank you, it came out, 'your welcome' i hate my brain !!!!!!!!!!!! wtf
User avatar #8 - zoef (05/20/2013) [-]
For some reason i once said "sleep tight" to the guy who delivered pizza...
User avatar #7 - tenfinnvo (05/20/2013) [-]
Said that once. The response was "Why thank you, i don't get much of that. This is so sweet!" I would have thought that she wanted the D, but man it was a nice old lady, not a hot young babe.
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