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User avatar #87 - dreamfall (05/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I work at a theater and it happens like 20 times a day. Me: "Enjoy your movie!". Customer: "You Too!"....."oh wait"
User avatar #23 - euthyphro (05/20/2013) [-]
Remember kids: things are only a problem if you make it a problem.
I cannot stress that enough.

Things are only "creepy" or "super-awkward" only if you make them awkward. It's all about your approach, and how confident you are when you say it.

A super-shy guy saying: "Y..y..you too" Will always look like an awkward person who no one wants to talk to.
In contrast, saying: "You too" in a confident voice, with a smile in tote, will always be seen as a positive -- even though the wording was probably incorrect for the situation.

It's all in how you present yourself that matters.
User avatar #97 - tealkangaroo (05/21/2013) [-]
how to save yourself: "you t... ake care now"
User avatar #96 - takesomemorewater (05/21/2013) [-]
This happens way too often in other relations.
#95 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2013) [-]
*roll image*
#94 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/21/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 031**
User avatar #88 - corcyra (05/21/2013) [-]
Once a coworker told a customer to "enjoy your money!"
#77 - saladtongsofdeath (05/21/2013) [-]
well, technically she will eventually have a meal
User avatar #61 - vatra (05/21/2013) [-]
I have zero social inhibitions, I purposely say this.
User avatar #60 - pheggit (05/21/2013) [-]
Me to random person: Hey how are you?
Random person: I'm pretty good and yourself?
Me: I'm not doing too bad what about you?
User avatar #57 - mcrut (05/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Almost like calling your teacher mom or dad in front of the class.
#55 - deoxysislegion (05/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Cashier ladies response: "ARE YOU ******* SORRY?"
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User avatar #40 - youcame (05/21/2013) [-]
lol i work at a "take and bake" pizza place. Basically, we make the pizza right in front of you. we take the uncooked dough, and put sauce and cheese and sorts of other **** on there. its like subway with pizzas. then you take it home and bake it.

Everytime I had a pizza to someone I say "Have a great day, and enjoy your pizza"

and half the time they say "you too" and dont even bat an eye. Lmao
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#22 - mynameiskeanu (05/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #25 to #22 - baconmansenior (05/20/2013) [-]
because he said something really stupid and doesn't want to go back and be judged or laughed at
User avatar #10 - insaneiare (05/20/2013) [-]
i say "i love you" at the mcdonalds here in cherokee everytime i go!
User avatar #8 - zoef (05/20/2013) [-]
For some reason i once said "sleep tight" to the guy who delivered pizza...
User avatar #7 - tenfinnvo (05/20/2013) [-]
Said that once. The response was "Why thank you, i don't get much of that. This is so sweet!" I would have thought that she wanted the D, but man it was a nice old lady, not a hot young babe.
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