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#167 - urbemarmis
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(05/20/2013) [-]
the only thing that couldve made it worse is if it was a mazda miata. theres less expensive ways to come out of the closet than buying one of those
#153 - nyawgga
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I read asshale.
#151 - shadecrenshaw
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Oh dear, I sincerely hope this isn't a bad habit and his car gets keyed as a result.
That would just be horrible.
#149 - AmyInWonderland
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(05/20/2013) [-]
My dad told me this because he had a classic Thunderbird and I assume the same goes for more expenseve vehicles that since they're 'nicer' cars the owners take two parking spots to keep the sides from getting scratched or damaged by other cars. Sometimes a dick move, but I see the point.
#156 to #149 - fukyu
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(05/20/2013) [-]
last time i seen someone do this i pulled right up close on one side, and somehow managed to talk someone else in the parking lot who was pulling in at the same time as me to pull in right next to them on the other side, came out of the store 20 minutes later the dude was just standing there cussing and jumping up and down throwing a fit, i turned around before he noticed me and walked backinside and sat down in the subway that was inside and watched out the window while he did this for and 10 minutes till the other guy came out and moved his car. wish i could have heard the argument that ensued
#139 - dirtyharrypegs
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(05/20/2013) [-]
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#135 - malmsteensg
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Ass hale?
#125 - thereoncewasaman
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(05/20/2013) [-]
This might be this one asian girl who goes to my college. She drives a red 370z like this one and is the worst parker I've ever seen. I sat in the parking lot for 10 minutes once watching her try and fit into a spot, she just kept trying to adjust and kept making it worse. When she finally decided enough was enough she turned the car off and left, with her car still sideways in the spot.
#128 to #125 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I hate when people can't park a tiny ass car like that. It's pathetic. I can park a extended cab, long bed truck perfectly fine, you should be able to park a car that's hardly ten feet long.
#108 - sirhyden
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I will start carrying chalk in my car for just such an occasion....
#106 - bigwhitehound
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(05/20/2013) [-]
It's funny, I was at the local mall on Friday and I saw a car parked just like this.
#79 - maxmoefoe
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#69 - chandedandlier
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(05/20/2013) [-]
When people park like that around here I just park right next to their drivers side door so they can get in. then I leave a note on the car saying "Sorry, I have a tiny penis and need to park like a jerk off."
#67 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
They way you pulled in....Makes me wish your Dad pulled out.
#65 - IcRetoast
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#57 - cthumoo
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Wait... what is that man child? does it have a beard??
#52 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
I would have "accidently" dropped my keys on the hood, unfortunately making a scratch
#25 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Every time i see something like this, i intentionally scratch the car with my keys, if no one is looking.
Just to give the owner the feeling of being hated by everybody for such asshole parking.
The car literally cries out for being scratched.
#26 to #25 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
If i see a guy parking his car like this, i park my car ******* close to his, if there is space to do it.
#31 to #25 - xxkelevraxx
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Even if it's the furthest spot you can possibly park your car from the building that no one in their right mind would think about parking there? would you still scratch it even if it's not inconveniencing you?
#34 to #31 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
Yes because it´s ****** up. The marks on the ground aren´t there for fun, if you park at the furthest spot, you can park your car normal, because nobody gets there anyway.
Parking like that is just igonarant and arrogant.
#36 to #34 - xxkelevraxx
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(05/20/2013) [-]
do you know how many times I've parked between the lines at the spot I do (far from the building), come out to see some asshat parked next to me despite 100's of spaces 100 times closer? people see a nice vehicle and no matter where it is, they park next to it. The parking lot is not a shared lot, the whole lot is for my store only and it was not at all busy that day so the lot never was THAT full that someone had to park next to me.
#63 to #36 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
That´s because he/she wanted to troll you because you park like a retard. Do you think it would be okay if you drive on the service lane, just because you don´t want your car to get hit by stones from other cars, NO, same situation.
#68 to #63 - xxkelevraxx
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(05/20/2013) [-]
READ! DO YOU KNOW HOW TO? When I park normally people park beside me for no reason. not parking like a 'retard' as you put it
#72 to #68 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
You probably have a bad name in your town already, maybe that´s the reason why they do, even when you park between the lines.
#76 to #72 - xxkelevraxx
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(05/20/2013) [-]
no one parks next to me when i park 'like an asshole'
#112 to #76 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
people should, just 4 fun
#16 - anon
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(05/20/2013) [-]
i park diagonally and take up 3 spots with my s class **** peasants
#13 - xxkelevraxx
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#3 - winternetz
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