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#216 - limeboii
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(05/19/2013) [-]
For some reason I read it all like "Policeman mistakes iron for telephone" and didnt understand the title for like 1 min after i read through it..
#136 - sweetellie
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(05/19/2013) [-]
How did he manage to get lost in an airport for 18 days?
How did he manage to get lost in an airport for 18 days?
#133 - vladhellsing
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#86 - vladhellsing
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Who is this 'Polish Man'? Sounds like an interesting character.
#49 - ttubkcid
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(05/19/2013) [-]
What about Romanian man?
#45 - neschapretoe
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Im sure im not the only Pole on this website... no kurwa no...
#64 to #45 - rotucex
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I always though that there are barely any poles, but dude...
nas jest kurwa dużo
#82 to #64 - Denmarrk
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I thought I was alone... xD Sto lat my brothers.
#170 to #45 - yebisu
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(05/19/2013) [-]
You're never alone son.
#22 - beerholder
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(05/19/2013) [-]
That's cute, polish man.
#42 to #22 - thisisspartah
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(05/19/2013) [-]
imagine if it was all the same guy
#39 to #22 - silverlance
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Ride-by spanking
Ride-by spanking
#157 - futurella
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I'm surprised this wasn't posted in comments yet... Polish parliament members.
#88 - sirfisticuffs
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Damn..I really want to go to a Polish party now.
#44 - AnonymousTheGreat ONLINE
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#35 - TheStranger
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Polish Man sounds like a terrible superhero
#236 - epicapocalypse
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Something looks awfully familiar....
#185 - unicornbanger
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Okay guys why the **** do i see these ******* retard ass descriptions? I was gone only for 2 ******* weeks
#187 to #185 - holeymoley [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
its supposed to be text recognition so that if you want to search for something but cant remember the title, you can search for something in the content

but alas, it rarely works
#207 to #185 - suiker
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Goddamnit your profile picture
Goddamnit your profile picture
#132 - ixcarnifexxi
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I'm playing through Max Payne 3 right now and expected the Sao Paulo one to be about terrorists....
#142 to #132 - roflnaut
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Exactly what I thought of when I heard of Sao Paulo.
#51 - shaddz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I live in England and the number of Polish here is ridiculous, why do all the scumbag polish come here, sets a negative stereotype that they are all pet stealing/eating, thieving, moronic wastes of space, I work at a supermarket and have so far met only 1 decent polish person.
#147 to #51 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Whatever you say, mate. Meanwhile, enjoy your Arabs.
#59 to #51 - redblackstar
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Mate, I'm sorry that your experience of Polish people in the UK has been like that, but believe me, we're not all like that. Many of my Polish friends are actually high achieving intellectuals, or successful bussinessmen. In all honesty, although some families I know do take advantage of the welfare system none of them rely SOLELY on the benefits. However, although I don't know any adult Polish person that could be described as a scumbag, I know a good few Polish teenagers that are basically chavs. In a very chav-infested town like Swindon it still surprises me that there are so few of Polish chavs.

tl;dr the Polish community in the UK is quite representative of the British society as a whole. As with every nation, it consists of both good people and the douchebags.
#60 to #59 - redblackstar
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(05/19/2013) [-]
One thing that bugs me is the gang mentality among the Polish teenagers here, even the non-chavy kids tend to stick only to other Polish teens. When a quarrel breaks out between one of the Polish kids and an 'outsider' (how ironic) all the Polish crew runs to help their kin... It doesn't help with the relations with the rest of the society... I myself tend not to care about one's nationality, as long as im good friends with someone, im friends with them no matter what
#70 to #60 - shaddz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
could you please explain to me, and I mean absolutely no disrespect but why is it so many polish will steal pets as food, I do not mean dogs and cats I mean I used to own ducks, one polish guy stole 1 for dinner, a friend of mine owned koy karp and he walked outside to see a polish guy scooping them up, bashing them on a rock and lining them up to take for supper.... there are many more stories I have, all about polish people unfortunately, I just do not understand the mentality.
#243 to #70 - redblackstar
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(05/19/2013) [-]
omg... I have never heard of anything like that... well, its quite unusual for us to keep ducks and carps around as pets, in countryside we do keep them, but only for food... They are both types of christmas cousine, so if the incidents took place around that date, that might solve the mystery,.. Nevertheless whoever did it was retarded
#244 to #243 - shaddz
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(05/20/2013) [-]
it was around that time yes, they also took the male duck which w as stupid in itself as they do not make good food, it just hurt me as they were pets not food, the local polish also fish the rivers dry and have made our government put a ban on taking home what you fish, does not stop them but hurts the rest of us, I guess we got all of your rejects.
#47 - secretdestroyers
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(05/19/2013) [-]
What if this was all done by the same guy?? In which case, I'd say that I didn't know that the Most Interesting Man in the World was Polish!
#23 - anonefgthree
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I love how they added quotes to 'lost'
#20 - niketheassassin
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(05/19/2013) [-]
This guy should join forces with florida man and colombian man
#16 - thereisaguy
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Well burying your wife alive doesn't quite fit in here.
#11 - warbob
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(05/19/2013) [-]
>Robbing a bank   
>Yell for everyone get on the floor and out of the way   
>mfw   
>"Or I will spoon you to death!"

>Robbing a bank
>Yell for everyone get on the floor and out of the way
>mfw
>"Or I will spoon you to death!"