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User avatar #112 - imalex (05/19/2013) [-]
i would use all my money to genetically make battletoads, thats all
#96 - dirtyharrypegs (05/19/2013) [-]
**dirtyharrypegs rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at those fucking usual facebook statuses. **
#94 - SILENCEnight (05/19/2013) [-]
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#57 - playcolt (05/19/2013) [-]
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I shave every hair off my body from the chin down every two days, I'm like a naked mole rat with a toupee.
#101 - legendofbearo (05/19/2013) [-]
**legendofbearo rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Pizza ** This is my dream if I ever become rich!
User avatar #72 - bitchplzzz (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If i was rich i'd donate a generous amount to charity. especially to africa support. mainly because then i'll make a deal that if i give them enough money they'll stop making those ******* stupid 10 minute long adverts.

******* bastards
User avatar #74 to #72 - richardastley ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
It hardly helps when the government of whichever country you're donating towards keeps half the money for income.
User avatar #60 - biggrand (05/19/2013) [-]
buying a lot of things requires alot of paper work, i'd probably put it in the bank and not even spend it while continuing my ****** yob because i'm too awkward to just quit out of nowhere
#49 - EdwardNigma (05/19/2013) [-]
If I was rich, theres only two things I need.
One: To be a near-invincible cyborg that can live a thousand years.
Two: The location of a certain Video Game commentator so I can give him roughly 5 million dollars just for being the glorious human being he is.
User avatar #122 - codyxvasco ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
If I was super rich I would build a mansion in the woods and send teenagers out there to camp and release zombies inside and see who survives and who un-survives.
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#88 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2013) [-]
Put all the money towards retirement (house, car, utilities, food, etc.). Then get a decent job and put all of that money towards luxury.
User avatar #70 - whiplasher (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If I were rich...
...I'd get the best acne treatment possible
...I'd buy the best gaming pc possible + every single console ever conceived on earth + most games
...I'd buy underwear
User avatar #68 - jarofdirt ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
If I were rich:
>Build brainwashing device
>Put all the world under my control
>Remove all weaponry
>Make all nations declare war against each other
>No killing allowed, only jazz hands
>Watch armies futilely try to jazz hand their way to victory
>Mass panic everywhere in the world, jazz hands everywhere
>Eventually people realize the futility of their actions and embrace each other
>World peace achieved through jazz hands
>Become jazz hand overlord of the Earth
>Jazz hands is love, jazz hands is life
#58 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Lol my family is already loaded.
#54 - Womens Study Major (05/19/2013) [-]
If I was rich:
Put 80% of money in bank.
Spend 20% on crap.
Live on the interest of the last 80% the rest of my life.
User avatar #47 - Gandalfthewhite (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i'd buy the nicest and most expensive flat/penthouse somewhere in central london (i live in the suburbs) the best gaming pc ever even though it will be outdone in a month and probably a Rolls Royce or something
#46 - fukyeahraptorr (05/19/2013) [-]
greatest response ever
greatest response ever
User avatar #43 - mankey ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
I think I'd probably become a loan shark.
#30 - rebenely (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>buy an island
>game room full of highest spec pc's
>donate to charities
>create a mmo
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User avatar #11 - antisocialtwilight (05/19/2013) [-]
If I hit it big, I want my dream truck:
a crimson red 2001 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner with a cold-air intake, a small lift, a full tank of gas, and "Wayward Son" written on the tailgate.
Yes, there is a reason why a 2001 Tacoma is my dream truck.
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