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#96 - dirtyharrypegs
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**dirtyharrypegs rolled a random image posted in comment #128 at those fucking usual facebook statuses. **
#94 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Man I love killing things. ** mfw '3% sure eyebrows'
#57 - playcolt
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I shave every hair off my body from the chin down every two days, I'm like a naked mole rat with a toupee.
#6 - Temari
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What I would do if I was rich:   
-Buy a gaming laptop   
-Buy a gaming PC   
-Buy a Mac (just because I like the platform for simple things like internet browsing, I had to use one for a year but it grew on me, so I bought an old iBook for $100, but it's mad old)   
-Buy a Rolex (I like two tone submariners, okay?)   
-Buy a BMW (New and pimped out with all the good stuff)   
-Get laser hair removal (it's a good idea actually, get everything that isn't my eyebrows, eyelashes or face done)   
-Get laser eye surgery (I have terrible vision)   
-Buy a house near the lake (there's a really nice, private neighbourhood in my town with nice cottage-like houses right by the lake that I love, but even terrible tiny houses far from the lake go for half a million, like any other average house in my town)   
   
I think that's it.
What I would do if I was rich:
-Buy a gaming laptop
-Buy a gaming PC
-Buy a Mac (just because I like the platform for simple things like internet browsing, I had to use one for a year but it grew on me, so I bought an old iBook for $100, but it's mad old)
-Buy a Rolex (I like two tone submariners, okay?)
-Buy a BMW (New and pimped out with all the good stuff)
-Get laser hair removal (it's a good idea actually, get everything that isn't my eyebrows, eyelashes or face done)
-Get laser eye surgery (I have terrible vision)
-Buy a house near the lake (there's a really nice, private neighbourhood in my town with nice cottage-like houses right by the lake that I love, but even terrible tiny houses far from the lake go for half a million, like any other average house in my town)

I think that's it.
User avatar #42 to #6 - gytisout
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buy a gaming MAC ha
User avatar #135 to #6 - Temari
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btw meant on my head, such as my hair, not lasered off. Not on my face.
User avatar #50 to #6 - SheWolfie
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Your GIF frightens me...
#101 - legendofbearo
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**legendofbearo rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Pizza ** This is my dream if I ever become rich!
User avatar #72 - bitchplzzz
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If i was rich i'd donate a generous amount to charity. especially to africa support. mainly because then i'll make a deal that if i give them enough money they'll stop making those ******* stupid 10 minute long adverts.

******* bastards
User avatar #74 to #72 - richardastley
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It hardly helps when the government of whichever country you're donating towards keeps half the money for income.
User avatar #60 - biggrand
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buying a lot of things requires alot of paper work, i'd probably put it in the bank and not even spend it while continuing my ****** yob because i'm too awkward to just quit out of nowhere
#49 - EdwardNigma
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If I was rich, theres only two things I need.
One: To be a near-invincible cyborg that can live a thousand years.
Two: The location of a certain Video Game commentator so I can give him roughly 5 million dollars just for being the glorious human being he is.
User avatar #128 - cheeziswin
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If I were to come across a large sum of money...
> Invest in stocks, land, and other shiet. INCREASE THE SUPPLY.
> Buy a house for all of my friends, all around the world. Continuously pay their bills, as long as they let me stay there every now and again. I mean mansions guys.
> Charity, duh.
> Buy all the components to create the best computer capable, so I can play Skyrim with at least 100 mods.
#127 - claytonb
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Man if I were rich, I would get some guy I hate a job at McDonald's, then hire some black guy, all the other staff and everyone inside. Then get the black guy to act all offended saying he was racist by calling him a ****** and get everyone in there to claim he was racist and then he'll get fired and everyone is talking about how much of a racist whilst he is being dragged outside. And I'd be sitting in a corner in a suit watching whilst eating a McFlurry because revenge is best served ******* cold.   
So every job he goes to he would be turned down as they don't hire racists.
Man if I were rich, I would get some guy I hate a job at McDonald's, then hire some black guy, all the other staff and everyone inside. Then get the black guy to act all offended saying he was racist by calling him a ****** and get everyone in there to claim he was racist and then he'll get fired and everyone is talking about how much of a racist whilst he is being dragged outside. And I'd be sitting in a corner in a suit watching whilst eating a McFlurry because revenge is best served ******* cold.
So every job he goes to he would be turned down as they don't hire racists.
#124 - archiferd
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I've always said I wanted to do that.   
   
The only thing more obnoxious to me than people, is all this hair.
I've always said I wanted to do that.

The only thing more obnoxious to me than people, is all this hair.
User avatar #116 - icameheretotroll
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I always wanted to break an Ipad with my hands by bashing it on the table
I would totally do that if I was rich
#105 - kingredeaded
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User avatar #70 - whiplasher
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If I were rich...
...I'd get the best acne treatment possible
...I'd buy the best gaming pc possible + every single console ever conceived on earth + most games
...I'd buy underwear
#115 to #70 - anon id: 01182ef0
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Acne sucks. I had it for 18 months. You'll grow out of it. I did.
User avatar #130 to #115 - whiplasher
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I'm having it for about 3 years. Yeah, it sucks.
User avatar #68 - jarofdirt
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If I were rich:
>Build brainwashing device
>Put all the world under my control
>Remove all weaponry
>Make all nations declare war against each other
>No killing allowed, only jazz hands
>Watch armies futilely try to jazz hand their way to victory
>Mass panic everywhere in the world, jazz hands everywhere
>Eventually people realize the futility of their actions and embrace each other
>World peace achieved through jazz hands
>Become jazz hand overlord of the Earth
>Jazz hands is love, jazz hands is life
#58 - anon id: 828b7d33
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Lol my family is already loaded.
#62 to #58 - anon id: d9d15b7e
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with hair
User avatar #47 - Gandalfthewhite
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i'd buy the nicest and most expensive flat/penthouse somewhere in central london (i live in the suburbs) the best gaming pc ever even though it will be outdone in a month and probably a Rolls Royce or something
User avatar #51 to #47 - dontdeletemyuser
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id buy a flat, a home studio and a few guitars. maybe a decent car and my drivers license..
#30 - rebenely
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>buy an island
>game room full of highest spec pc's
>donate to charities
>create a mmo
User avatar #33 to #30 - calawesome
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'Dear Diary, rebenly's awesome'
#36 to #30 - thelordofbutthurt
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User avatar #12 - guiguito
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buy coke and doritos and sit in my living room saying "life'sgood"
User avatar #11 - antisocialtwilight
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If I hit it big, I want my dream truck:
a crimson red 2001 Toyota Tacoma Prerunner with a cold-air intake, a small lift, a full tank of gas, and "Wayward Son" written on the tailgate.
Yes, there is a reason why a 2001 Tacoma is my dream truck.