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#54 - alhemicar
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I don't get it.
how would it have only 2 pedals??
#56 to #54 - eatchickendaily
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#89 to #56 - lollytool
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Why would you drive a car without a clutch? Automatics are friggin' boring.
#94 to #89 - thisisspartah
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(05/19/2013) [-]
not when your a ****** driver and scare everryone in the car
#221 to #94 - lollytool
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Then you just shouldn't have your license.
#98 to #94 - rifee
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(05/19/2013) [-]
How do you have a license if you're a ****** driver?
#102 to #98 - thisisspartah
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I dont
#61 to #56 - alhemicar
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(05/19/2013) [-]
oh...
I'm an idiot
#195 to #56 - barehype
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(05/19/2013) [-]
'I've never seen/driven a car with a clutch.'


Either you're just a dirty liar or you've only ever seen about 5 cars in your life
#79 to #56 - rainbowrush
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I have never seen a car without clutch (except a Tesla).
#111 to #54 - ferrettamer ONLINE
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Don't listen to everybody else, the cars with only two pedals only have the gas and clutch. You don't need to stop in America, only go faster
#69 to #54 - skumbaner
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Some cars only have two pedals, an accelerator and and a brake/reverse. These cars are called Automatics. They usually cost more than a manual-driven car. Automatics are very common in the USA.
#90 to #69 - lateday
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(05/19/2013) [-]
brake is NOT the same as reverse...
#92 to #90 - skumbaner
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Excuse my ignorance in Automatic cars, I was assuming that if the car stood still and you hit the brake, it would go backwards.
#114 to #92 - cantfindausername
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(05/19/2013) [-]
You can accelerate backwards, so it is:   
Accelerator   
Brake   
I forgive you, baby.
You can accelerate backwards, so it is:
Accelerator
Brake
I forgive you, baby.
#199 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Wow this is definitely from a person who never realize there is more than just automatic cars.
#200 to #199 - Snookbone
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#174 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#183 to #174 - iaredumb
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(05/19/2013) [-]
the fact that you have to ask makes you more of a retard
the fact that you have to ask makes you more of a retard
#184 to #183 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#185 to #184 - iaredumb
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(05/19/2013) [-]
good to see we understand each other
#209 to #185 - shiftyscent
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(05/19/2013) [-]
You'd be a great teacher, whenever a kid wants to learn something you could just call them retards and do as the supplied GIF depicts.
You'd be a great teacher, whenever a kid wants to learn something you could just call them retards and do as the supplied GIF depicts.
#186 to #185 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#187 to #186 - iaredumb
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(05/19/2013) [-]
ill be gentle
#188 to #187 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#189 to #188 - iaredumb
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#190 to #189 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#191 to #190 - iaredumb
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too far on that one
#192 to #191 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#206 to #174 - itsbendingtime
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Manual is much better because you have more control over the car.
Lots of situations where you're going fast enough to be in a higher gear but it's safer to be in a lower gear.
Also if you want or need to accelerate hard it's easier in a manual.
#181 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Is that why European women **** *******?
#202 to #181 - konradkurze
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(05/19/2013) [-]
better than how usa let ******* take over
#47 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Learning on an Auto should be illegal, Manual should be known by all, most cars are manual.
#66 to #47 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
"Lol everyone should learn how to do something they're never going to use of be thrown in jail!"

Lol, stupid cunt.
#55 to #47 - IrishAssassin
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I agree with what you say, but the vast majority of cars in America (at least the parts I've been to) are automatic
#26 - insanepain
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Australian, It's a manual car.... It's more common than not for people here to have an automatic.

Amerifats are so lazy that they **** themselves when they see an manual? wow.
#30 to #26 - AvatarAirBender
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Pretty much 60 percent of cars here in America are manual asshole.
#52 to #30 - fingapopyabuttho
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Did you just pull 60% out of your ass?
#31 to #30 - kridane
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Don't lie, most people in North america are too lazy to drive manual, I only know a few people who drive manual and the'yre all in their 20s.
#32 to #31 - AvatarAirBender
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I learned to drive in a manual and my neighbors have 3. I can spot at least 5 on my street alone..

You have to understand that a lot of americans drive SUV's and Trucks which are widely automatic for ease of driving and hauling. Same with minivans. The only manual cars here are small cars and small trucks.
#34 to #32 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
your neighbours are pretty pimpin if they have that sorta scrilla
#45 to #30 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
That's not really a percentage to be proud of, 40 percent are still auto.

Also, manual asshole.
#3 - naitsabesh
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(05/18/2013) [-]
As a norwegian i have to say it's partly true, we stopped using our feet in the late 50's here in norway seeing as it was just a lot of work using both feet and dick whilst driving. It is because of this they say that norwegians are wild beast in bed.
#22 to #3 - defeats
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I have never heard them say that...
#37 to #22 - saltpaper
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(05/18/2013) [-]
me nether, but i bet this explains why some people drive like dicks
#160 - kaycie
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(05/19/2013) [-]
dont all cars have the little pedal off to the left like that?
#162 to #160 - YoDawgWeHeard
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Nope. Some cars have one that is not a clutch, but the emergency/parking break. Rarely is it used, unlike in this case with the clutch. The clutch is used in standards, or stick-shifts which manly men drive, such as myself, and is necessary for vehicular movement.
#124 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I can't wait to see all the inbred American mutts' butthurt comments.
#142 to #124 - arizonastar
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I might be an "inbred american mutt", but we can sure kick your counties ass
#166 to #142 - failtolawl
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I don't think his country has counties in it.

******* troll bait.
#222 to #166 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Don't be an ass, it's obviously a typo.

#163 to #124 - nitsuan
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(05/19/2013) [-]
0/10
You tired too hard
#216 - ajperry
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Because we actually drive our cars.
#208 - ostemad
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(05/19/2013) [-]
In the U.S.A, is it true that you can take the drivers license test in a auto gear vehicle?
#214 to #208 - jimbarracus
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(05/19/2013) [-]
not only there, it is possible in several countries
in germany for example, but you are only allowed to drive auto, when you learn to drive on such a car
#215 to #214 - ostemad
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(05/19/2013) [-]
ah ok. That makes me feel safer.
#40 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Actually the saying that women can't drive came from before power steering was invented and it was muscle that had to turn the wheel, and it was considerably harder for the average woman to do.
#131 - Omegashenron
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(05/19/2013) [-]
...Why does it look like the pedals are on the left side of the car in Europe? Also There are standards/manuals in America I drive one jesus wtf.
#140 to #131 - arizonastar
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(05/19/2013) [-]
only england and countries that were part of the english empire at one point have right hand drive for the most part, everywhere else is "normal" (which is relative)
#141 to #140 - arizonastar
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(05/19/2013) [-]
and also Manual shift is the norm in Europe compared to the united states where its almost the opposite.
#173 to #141 - anteatereatingants
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(05/19/2013) [-]
It's totally the opposite. I'm in the US and I drive a manual. Most (not all, granted) of my friends are mystified. The only people you can count on knowing how to drive a stick here are guys who are around cars all the time.
#93 - pikininja
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(05/19/2013) [-]
It made sense at first, but the last part is just strange.
It made sense at first, but the last part is just strange.
#95 to #93 - strangesir ONLINE
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(05/19/2013) [-]
By short, he means his dick is short.

I think.
#106 to #95 - defeats
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, basically Euro women are used to the massive dicks possessed by Euro men.
#88 - nazo
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(05/19/2013) [-]
wait, there is no manuals in america?
#227 to #88 - maybetraffy
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(03/20/2016) [-]
no
#228 to #227 - nazo
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(03/20/2016) [-]
STOB DIS
#164 - urbemarmis
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(05/19/2013) [-]
hahahaha love it.
#144 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I usually laugh more looking at the text analyzer than I laugh at the content.
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#14 to #11 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
>you ever met one
#127 - comstockload
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Then European women must have huge ******* vaginas... No thanks.
Then European women must have huge ******* vaginas... No thanks.
#87 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
half life 3 =???