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#80 - princessren
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#89 to #80 - mayormilkman
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(05/19/2013) [-]
The crude way you edited that makes it so great.
#91 to #89 - princessren
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#63 - Hidnight
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Applying the best of men with the worst of women is not accurate.
#15 - hipsophobadon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Yes but your bro won't suck your dick after 3 shots.
Unless it's that kinda bro-ship.
same with the dog
#17 to #15 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
peanut butter my friend
#90 - azusa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
OP has never had a female friend.
#92 to #90 - linajunk [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I am a female
I am a female
#67 - mytrakytra
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Female "Friends"
Female "Friends"
#52 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account**
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Man's Best Friend
Man's Best Friend
#45 - imadethistofaptwo
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(05/19/2013) [-]
idk about you guys, but my dog would let me barrow his car
#43 - cheesewithmold
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(05/19/2013) [-]
You're as bad as feminists.
#36 - frotw
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys but my female friends may be shallow at times but I can always rely on them in a pinch, my guy friends would just laugh at me, make a comment about my sexuality then help me out.
#3 - javis
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Have you ever see a Latino, Black or Jersey chick? They'll throw chairs at muggers, then laugh at you for having to be saved by a chick.
#28 to #3 - ilovemyguns
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Kind of true, usually only white American female friends are the useless friends from my experience. I know this hawaiian girl who would ******* throw down against a 6'4 dude any day. I know this latina girl who would pull out her concealed carried S&W .40 and blow them away. I know this one black girl who would freak out then pepper spray all of us in horrible panic. I know this russian girl who would probably put a hit on them and their kids and ******* chop their dicks off in her basement (she has chains to restrain people from the wall in her garage, it's ******). All the white american girls I know would just ******* scream and run.
#30 to #28 - ilovemyguns
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Also, she was a native from hawaii.
#29 to #28 - ilovemyguns
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Also, I ****** all of the girls mentioned besides the black chick and every american white woman I ever knew. Always friendzoned, but with women from out of country or another race it's game on.
#1 - guiguito
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(05/18/2013) [-]
you have the worng type of friend op
#86 - deadnazithefourth **User deleted account**
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#60 - IrishAssassin
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Male and female friends aside (not getting into what's happening below) a dog with no legs will show you the same affection as any other dog, so long as you go down to their level
#85 - nockae
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(05/19/2013) [-]
>friend
#55 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
It's only shallow men who pine after shallow women
#53 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
**** you.

it should be friend and "friend". gender has nothing to do with it.
except the laugh in public part, if my buddy were to be embarrassed, i'd laugh my ass off
#54 to #53 - imakejewburgers
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#44 - legayunicorn
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Yes, she is a "friend"
That is not a friend, that's some girl you know who you hate.
#40 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
have you ever met a person with a vagina?
#39 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Wow, maybe you should find better female friends. **** dude, that's your own fault.
#20 - ultimoz
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(05/18/2013) [-]
My friends would laugh at me if I embarrassed myself in public.

My friends are assholes.