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User avatar #83 - zorororonoa (05/19/2013) [-]
What the **** are you talking about? I laugh in my friends faces when they get publicly embarrassed, that is what a true friend does.
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User avatar #8 to #6 - predatorwolf (05/18/2013) [-]
I agree, dogs are cute and cuddly.
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#75 - eiramart (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Haha.........what is "friends"?
#63 - Hidnight (05/19/2013) [-]
Applying the best of men with the worst of women is not accurate.
User avatar #59 - defeats (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Girls are much less likely to laugh at you if you embarrassed yourself in public than guy friends are.
The car stuff I don't know, never been to borrow and never lent out my car.

Never been mugged myself, but a friend of mine and his girlfriend did and while her boyfriend had a knife to his neck his girlfriend beat the **** out of the mugger with her handbag which she had about a lot of heavy solid items in, including a perfume bottle. This gave her boyfriend the chance to disarm the mugger and he ended up fleeing.

Would all female friends help with a mugger? I don't know, but using a handbag as a weapon is better and safer than throwing punches.
#58 - leotjynx (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm a guy and it will be a cold day in Hell before I let anyone else drive my car.
#55 - mr skeltal (05/19/2013) [-]
It's only shallow men who pine after shallow women
User avatar #15 - hipsophobadon (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yes but your bro won't suck your dick after 3 shots.
Unless it's that kinda bro-ship.
same with the dog
User avatar #90 - azusa (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
OP has never had a female friend.
#67 - mytrakytra (05/19/2013) [-]
Female "Friends"
Female "Friends"
#52 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (05/19/2013) [-]
Man's Best Friend
Man's Best Friend
#45 - imadethistofaptwo (05/19/2013) [-]
idk about you guys, but my dog would let me barrow his car
User avatar #43 - cheesewithmold (05/19/2013) [-]
You're as bad as feminists.
User avatar #36 - frotw (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys but my female friends may be shallow at times but I can always rely on them in a pinch, my guy friends would just laugh at me, make a comment about my sexuality then help me out.
User avatar #3 - javis (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Have you ever see a Latino, Black or Jersey chick? They'll throw chairs at muggers, then laugh at you for having to be saved by a chick.
User avatar #28 to #3 - ilovemyguns (05/18/2013) [-]
Kind of true, usually only white American female friends are the useless friends from my experience. I know this hawaiian girl who would ******* throw down against a 6'4 dude any day. I know this latina girl who would pull out her concealed carried S&W .40 and blow them away. I know this one black girl who would freak out then pepper spray all of us in horrible panic. I know this russian girl who would probably put a hit on them and their kids and ******* chop their dicks off in her basement (she has chains to restrain people from the wall in her garage, it's ****** ). All the white american girls I know would just ******* scream and run.
User avatar #1 - guiguito (05/18/2013) [-]
you have the worng type of friend op
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User avatar #60 - IrishAssassin (05/19/2013) [-]
Male and female friends aside (not getting into what's happening below) a dog with no legs will show you the same affection as any other dog, so long as you go down to their level
User avatar #34 - tabarzins (05/18/2013) [-]
this just means you have ****** friends
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