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#4 - dapape
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#28 to #4 - drahuverar
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(05/18/2013) [-]
exactly what i was going to post
you, kind sir, got the same knowledge.
#67 to #28 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
What ho? Doth mine eyes deceive my, or do I spy two like minded fellows! Good sirs do you as well share the well minded knowledge of Tim Burton?
#80 to #67 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
yeh dem bruthas got sum smarts about Dat Bad Dream before Jesus Day.
Yeh Yeh u betta belive it.
#9 - dethrey
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(05/18/2013) [-]
HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL, HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT!
#13 to #9 - redrockrider
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(05/18/2013) [-]
thum for u
#20 - mummyslittlebitch
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#21 - lindiihop
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'm a big-ass boner,
long and firm.
Here is my ballsack,
here is my sperm.
#75 to #21 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I would like a gif of that scene from john dies at the end, where they try to escape a demon and the door knob turns into a penis.
#84 to #21 - SaNcAlandariel
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Oddly, I want this now.
#36 to #21 - samoaspider
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#26 to #21 - minoschur
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#1 - lilmatty
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#2 to #1 - coldactill
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Why? it's a friendly looking skeleton teapot and it's smiling.
#3 to #2 - coldactill
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(05/18/2013) [-]
deleted comment: "omg I'm gonna have ******* nightmares.. thanks teapot"
#16 to #3 - matchboxrider
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(05/18/2013) [-]
almost.
#89 to #16 - coldactill
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(05/19/2013) [-]
yeah i took a guess, didn't occur to me to check his page at the time
#30 to #3 - chezburgadominator
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(05/18/2013) [-]
The only reason I see for that being thumbed down is the fact it sounds kind of..tumblerree
#88 to #30 - coldactill
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Just a silly use of a hyperbole, that's all. Tumblr loves hyperboles, but that's besides the point
#10 - fedegon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#12 to #10 - deliciousdee
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(05/18/2013) [-]
jesus christ, how horrifying.
jesus christ, how horrifying.
#24 to #12 - atma
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(05/18/2013) [-]
oh my god
is this from a video?
because seeing cats talk to each other using that technique would be absolutely hilarious
#71 to #12 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Samuel L. Jackson really needs to shave
#17 - kenwordo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'm a little tea pot bloody and cut. Here is my handle he is my butt
#57 to #17 - lavasoft
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Put a bomb in the hot ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die.
#83 to #17 - triforcefox
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Tiny Tina was the best part of that game.
#87 to #17 - guymandude
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(05/19/2013) [-]
CAN I BUY 20 OF THESE

or did that person make his own mask, because I don't have that kind of crafting skill...
#90 to #17 - anon
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(05/21/2013) [-]
to anyone who wants something like that : [url deleted]
#32 to #17 - triggathepirate
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Hey! Krieg's cousin!
Hey! Krieg's cousin!
#18 to #17 - piecejr
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(05/18/2013) [-]
All around the stag-tus plant. The stalker´╗┐ chased the bandit. The stalker thought that all was fun. POP!!! Goes the bandit.
i love borderlands so muuuch
#19 to #18 - kenwordo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Hey Slab!
#42 to #18 - godhatesusall
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I like your profile pic
#48 to #42 - piecejr
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Thank you :3
made it myself
#76 to #48 - godhatesusall
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(05/19/2013) [-]
It's very nice
#22 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#35 to #22 - lordpancake
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#52 to #22 - hict
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I've got a snake in my pants
#34 - godofsteak
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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#65 to #34 - phatsno
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#78 to #34 - infedel
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#40 to #34 - icametocomment ONLINE
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(05/19/2013) [-]
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#53 to #34 - tombreaper
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(05/19/2013) [-]
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#38 to #34 - laspussy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#50 - drakin
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(05/19/2013) [-]
remind me of this D:
#51 to #50 - tombreaper
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I think is based on this guy
#66 to #51 - weirdvintagegirl
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(05/19/2013) [-]
THANK YOU! I thought I might have been the only one!

the nightmare before christmas is my all-time favorite movie and favorite tim burton movie as well. freaking brilliant.
#77 to #66 - reaperriley ONLINE
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Exactly, the nightmare before christmans is my favorite movie in existance! So great and one of the few movies with singing I actually enjoy. Such an awesome movie.
#81 to #51 - betaguy ONLINE
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#59 - drewbridge
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(05/19/2013) [-]
And when I get all oiled up,

here me shout

bend you over, and pull it out
#15 - ivoryhammer
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(05/18/2013) [-]
It looks like Barrel from Nightmare Before Christmas
#14 - fcukyourcouch
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(05/18/2013) [-]
This post gave me all of these little warm and fuzzy Halloween feels. Man, I can't wait for October.
This post gave me all of these little warm and fuzzy Halloween feels. Man, I can't wait for October.
#37 to #14 - lordpancake
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Wow I feel like a jackass. I laughed at that and thought the dog was retarded as hell for not being able to walk. Then I saw it had no front paws.
#31 - mrgoodlove
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(05/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#86 to #31 - discomelon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
sauce pls
#27 - Nazistick ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Kiiiiidnap the Santie Claus!
#70 to #27 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
It was Sandy Claws, when the song was sung Jack had passed around the misinformation that his name was sandy claws partly because that's what he thought it was partly because he wanted to get the towns people excited... sorry.
#43 - ButtonFly
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Immediate thought.
Immediate thought.
#41 - captaindawnhawk
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(05/19/2013) [-]
My first thought.
#5 - northamster
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(05/18/2013) [-]
That is one scary ass teapot...
#46 - mjdjoy
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(05/19/2013) [-]
#11 - localcatbarber
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle... oh bugger I'm a sugar bowl.