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#48 - anonefgthree
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Are the cat jokes because someone said that it tastes like catfood or something? I only watched bits and parts of the episodes
#49 to #48 - gabek
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(05/18/2013) [-]
She said she had 2 kids which were cats that she refers to as her children and then said she could speak feline and meowed a lot
#53 to #49 - zorororonoa
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(05/18/2013) [-]
3 kids actually
#50 to #49 - anonefgthree
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Hahahaha oh wow. She really is crazy
#123 to #49 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
aka she's ******* crazy
#9 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'd still do her. Like, really hard. She may be ******** crazy but she's got a beautiful face...
#11 to #9 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Why the thumbs down? Just sayin'...
#14 to #11 - ragecomedian
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(05/18/2013) [-]
thumbs down cos we dont agree. that simple.
#44 to #11 - jasonvgrace
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I really only thumbed you down because she is one of the ugliest women I've seen, I mean...she's like a ******* goldfish all the time. Not to mention that I don't ever want anyone to ever breed with that thing, people have standards for an evolutionary reason.
#15 to #9 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Have you ever heard of the phrase 'don't stick your dick in crazy'?

Careful dude, get some standards, otherwise you'll find yourself playing in some pretty dangerous roads
#20 to #15 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I've never heard that phrase haha, but it looks like a good rule to live by hahhaha.
#29 to #9 - patronanvers
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(05/18/2013) [-]
beautiful face? I guess in N Korea people have other standards
#40 to #9 - ilovemyguns
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I can't tell which eye is looking at me.
#31 to #9 - cantfindausername
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(05/18/2013) [-]
A face isn't biologically designed to be a cake, therefore she shouldn't decorate it like one.
In my opinion, that's what she's doing...
#12 to #9 - loodee
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(05/18/2013) [-]
her face is scary.
#27 to #9 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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(05/18/2013) [-]
a '' beautiful face'' you kidding she has a psychopath face man! and i mean can you imagine her in bed ? dude she'd be screaming MEOW MEOW MEOW all the time while her 3 cats are sitting in triangle around the bed judging you !
a '' beautiful face'' you kidding she has a psychopath face man! and i mean can you imagine her in bed ? dude she'd be screaming MEOW MEOW MEOW all the time while her 3 cats are sitting in triangle around the bed judging you !
#254 - armwulf
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Alright. A few notes.
Every 35 seconds, like clockwork, this woman claims that god is telling her to do this-
That her 'Talent' is god-given
Etc, etc.
I saw that she makes good deserts. That's what I saw.
But she doesn't know how to cook anything else.
With respect, she tries her heart out but she needs to stock up the kitchen, learn multitask cooking, and to take criticism.
When nearly all of your customers complain, and you have nearly no regulars-
You're doing it wrong.
The guy needs to take a step back, and let his employees do their job.
He assumes they aren't competent, when in reality they are.
The tips are for the servers, not for him. That's actually hitting illegal right there.
They need to grow up, and act like professionals.
#407 to #254 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
read somewhere yesterday that the desserts were storebought too
#483 to #407 - armwulf
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Got a source for that?
I'm curious now.
#330 to #254 - cullenatorguy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
They can't act like professionals, especially when Amy is a convicted felon.
#273 to #254 - garaichu ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Dayumn, a sensible comment with great criticism.

That's a rare gem, take a well-deserved thumb.
#482 to #273 - armwulf
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Someone who actually understands what that means an appreciates it
Likewise
#288 to #254 - mion
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(05/18/2013) [-]
"Oh my god, I'm not going to take this **** from you.
Who do you think you are? You aren't my boss. You can't talk to me like that.
You know what, you can go home!
Gimme a break, ugh!"
#392 - xsjrrubedo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
i live in arizona, im going over there tonight, and im going to post 100 pictures of the first one,on this post, all over her windows. for the internet gods... I WILL!!!!
#414 to #392 - noideawhatimdoing
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Please Take pictures & send me the link.

I beg you sir. And take video of you doing it, i hear they get physical with their customers
#402 to #392 - tripfly **User deleted account**
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#394 to #392 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Do it.
Do it and take pictures
YOU WILL BE THE GOD OF FJ
#405 to #392 - lolwtfme
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(05/18/2013) [-]
you better deliver as content

plz
#399 to #392 - awalkingparadox
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(05/18/2013) [-]
IF... you do this. i BEG YOU WITH EVERYTHING TO TAKE PICTURES.
#303 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#310 to #303 - thebritishguy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Gordon always keep the calm?!
#312 to #310 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#322 to #312 - thebritishguy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
yeah he's a cool guy, but I wouldn't say he always keeps the calm, I remember he did a show where he went to a prison to try to reform the prisoners lives by giving them all bakery jobs and selling the prison made goods at Cafe's, his brother went to prison when he was small so he wanted to try to help the prisoners learn discipline and make money to get out of the circles of crime. Good Guy Gordon
#324 to #322 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#212 - valhalarising
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(05/18/2013) [-]
#57 - drumtastic
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(05/18/2013) [-]
What I want to know, is why Sammy, the ex-Playboy-Pimp whatever is pussy whipped by the ex-playboy bunny. Like, what? Back hand that bitch
#59 to #57 - justtocomment
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(05/18/2013) [-]
She gives him anal.
#341 - arrrbie
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#342 to #341 - arrrbie
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#250 - derpybestpony
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(05/18/2013) [-]
you want a pizza? HOW DARE YOU ORDER A ******* PIZZA IN MY RESTURANT!!!!!
#164 - toxictacolatta
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(05/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJFH8wgegI

Link for people who didn't see the episode.
#259 to #164 - anonmuncher
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(05/18/2013) [-]
What is.... I don't.... I just... Why.
#170 to #164 - tomowrath
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(05/18/2013) [-]
First, thanks for sharing that.
I was a little clueless on this content.

Second, those two should get hit by a train.
#141 - missing
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#152 to #145 - elbrysobrony
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Wasn't Amy a felon for something? Something about laundering, right?
#155 to #152 - missing
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#156 to #155 - elbrysobrony
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's what I meant.

By the way, how many mentions do you get on a daily basis, with a name like that?
#163 to #156 - tsukaza ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'm not going to bother to guess.... But I am going to guess that no notification goes missing.
Sorry, pretty bad.
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#89 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Their restaurant is literally a 10 minute drive from me... Today is a good day to not enjoy my food and be yelled at.
#188 to #89 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I live less than 10 miles away. they are closed till the 21st of may, and they are booked for all of their grand reopening.
#253 to #188 - Nameloc
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Why the hell do only Anons live near?   
I've love to see videos online showing people trolling Amy and 'Samy.'   
   
Hell, if they can complain about the food and get Samy to start cursing them out, they could threaten to sue them on the grounds of verbal abuse. Then maybe call the cops too, for a domestic dispute.   
That and if Samy get's too close to them and invades their personal space, all the while verbally abusing them, they are allowed to attack him until he's out of their way.   
(Like in the episode when the 3 guys talk to Samy and he starts cursing them out and gets in their face; The one guy would've been legally able to beat punch Samy.)
Why the hell do only Anons live near?
I've love to see videos online showing people trolling Amy and 'Samy.'

Hell, if they can complain about the food and get Samy to start cursing them out, they could threaten to sue them on the grounds of verbal abuse. Then maybe call the cops too, for a domestic dispute.
That and if Samy get's too close to them and invades their personal space, all the while verbally abusing them, they are allowed to attack him until he's out of their way.
(Like in the episode when the 3 guys talk to Samy and he starts cursing them out and gets in their face; The one guy would've been legally able to beat punch Samy.)
#107 to #89 - evilwheatleycore
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I'd just walk in, do normal stuff, complain about the food, ask to see her, then when she shows her face, scream, "Oh, God it's you!", throw whatever I ordered at her and run
#567 to #107 - deathstare
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(05/19/2013) [-]
You would never get to see her. She never receives the complaints. Sammy just tosses the evidence into the trash bin, and the compliant out the door.
#420 - noideawhatimdoing
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Shall FJ have an unofficial gathering here and order all at once, of one of everything on the menu. Then send it all back at once?
Shall FJ have an unofficial gathering here and order all at once, of one of everything on the menu. Then send it all back at once?
#428 to #420 - arziben
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(05/18/2013) [-]
they don't serve everyone at the same time, with some hours of wait
#429 to #428 - noideawhatimdoing
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(05/18/2013) [-]
So we can blog it on laptops/smart phones as we wait and spam their pages

#360 - Dakafal
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(05/18/2013) [-]
This place isn't too far from my house, I really want to stop in and cause a scene.
#361 to #360 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/18/2013) [-]
pic related?
#363 to #361 - Dakafal
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Not in the slightest
Not in the slightest
#417 to #360 - noideawhatimdoing
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(05/18/2013) [-]
If you do, you an a friend wear a hidden camera just in case they decide to hit you.. and have emergency services on speed dial
#591 - departed
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Can someone find a link if the episode is on Youtube or something?
#592 to #591 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Scroll through the comments... It's everywhere dude... did you even try?    
   
<Pic related. It's my rage.
Scroll through the comments... It's everywhere dude... did you even try?

<Pic related. It's my rage.
#593 to #592 - departed
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Naw, I'm lazy.
#594 to #593 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Well I have like at least 549... but I'm not giving you any cause you pissed me off... Cunt ****.
Well I have like at least 549... but I'm not giving you any cause you pissed me off... Cunt ****.
#595 to #594 - departed
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Are you really that upset? Have a thumb and cheer up.
#596 to #595 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I was already mad...
I was already mad...
#603 to #596 - isomeras
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(05/19/2013) [-]
...I feel like I want sauce.
#607 to #603 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Senyuu. Its a short 5 minute per episode anime/
#597 to #596 - departed
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Well that sucks.
#598 to #597 - thelordofbutthurt [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
... I know... I'm sorry for my incoherent rage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnJFH8wgegI
#599 to #598 - departed
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Thanks for the link! ^^ Apology accepted.
#362 - thenoodle
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I just loved Chef Ramsey even more every time he would complain about something that was wrong with there ****** place.
#344 - memeaholic
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(05/18/2013) [-]
After all the captions with Ramsay screaming to people that the food X was Y as ****, you guys gave me an awful first impression of him. I finally watched something of him and he is a very, very nice guy.    
   
&lt;- I like you now, chef Ramsay.
After all the captions with Ramsay screaming to people that the food X was Y as ****, you guys gave me an awful first impression of him. I finally watched something of him and he is a very, very nice guy.

<- I like you now, chef Ramsay.
#370 to #344 - tomthehippie
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(05/18/2013) [-]
He has a show Hell's Kitchen, where contestants compete to run a Kitchen with his name on it.

To be perfectly fair, in that show he is a raging asshole on a gallon of steroids and a pound of coke, but that's kind of the point of the show. Plus they are getting to run a restaurant started, opened, and designed by Gordon Ramsay, which is just about guarantied to be a success.
#390 to #370 - hideyowives
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(05/18/2013) [-]
its one of the highest / if not the highest
rated bunch of restraunts in the world
if yu go on and arnt good enough
like many people arnt
not only are you wasting his time, but the time of the other cooks, adn the people that eat your food
he explains that and is 100% right
if you dont have the skills to work with him, dont try because he will tell you
#393 to #390 - tomthehippie
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, plus he is only really an asshole because that is the whole point of the show.

****, you go on a show that lasts for maybe a couple months of you working there and get to be executive chef of HIS restaurant? ****, you gotta earn that **** somehow.
#396 to #393 - hideyowives
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(05/18/2013) [-]
not he is just kind of a asshole.... because he is kind of a sshole
hell he acted that way long before he got shows
he just is amazing at what he does, and will pull out ever single mistake you make
show you how to do it better
catch you food on fire, and make you watch it burn
the funny part is he still fires like the vast majority of the people that make it on that show
he has the best restraunts in the world, and if you arnt worthy or you start messing up, no second chances
seriously i was blessed seeing him fire someone from his kitchen in new york when i went
blew up, threw away the persons food, started working on it himself
best food ive ever had the pleasure to put in my mouth
#196 - stallwallwriter
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Shouldn't that be
"Now that I've fired all the staff, my cats will be taking orders, starting right meow."
#327 - whatupnachoface
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I am the guy on the left while listening to these people.
I am the guy on the left while listening to these people.
#233 - azntiger
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I think we've found the only woman in the world who SHOULDN'T be in the kitchen.