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#144 - randomserb
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Why Bush and Obama though? There ought to be a specific reason for them to be in the joke, otherwise it just seems random.
#164 to #144 - capslockrage
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Bush was the last president and Obama is the current one.
#158 to #144 - trimageryan
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(05/18/2013) [-]
For political pandering.
#270 - paulthehero
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(05/19/2013) [-]
made me think of his last state of the union address. Ya'll remember this?
made me think of his last state of the union address. Ya'll remember this?
#9 - mechanichore
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah but, why would whorehouse what now? Why would she even think that...Someone please help.
#10 to #9 - EnergizierAnon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Bush is saying that Michelle Obama was a stripper/"entertainer" person, and as such would have most likely worked in a whorehouse.
#11 to #10 - mechanichore
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I get that but, what the hell does that have to do with aftershave? Why would aftershave relate to a whorehouse at all?
#12 to #11 - EnergizierAnon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
i would assume its cause the smell.
#16 to #12 - opjoopie
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(05/18/2013) [-]
You're the least helpful person ever....   
   
And mechanichore, it's somewhat "common knowledge" that, after someone's slept with another woman/man, they put on aftershave/perfume in the middle of the day to get the "sex smell" off of them. It's quite easily to smell something like that, so by putting on another smell they hope someone wont mind.   
   
It's kind of the same as that paranoïd parents meme where they're all "You put deo on in the middle of the day?! Have you been jerking off?"   
   
Hope that explains...
You're the least helpful person ever....

And mechanichore, it's somewhat "common knowledge" that, after someone's slept with another woman/man, they put on aftershave/perfume in the middle of the day to get the "sex smell" off of them. It's quite easily to smell something like that, so by putting on another smell they hope someone wont mind.

It's kind of the same as that paranoïd parents meme where they're all "You put deo on in the middle of the day?! Have you been jerking off?"

Hope that explains...
#108 - ivoryhammer
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I don't think Bush is witty enough to think of something like that
#228 - parrotey
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I'm neither a Democrat nor Republican. Just thought this was a cool picture.
#279 to #228 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Both are ****.
Aren't there other political parties in the Jewnited States ?
#293 to #279 - parrotey
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(05/19/2013) [-]
None that matter, no.
#178 - mrbosss
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Too bad that never happened.
#181 to #178 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Have you been stalking the President?
#184 to #181 - jtastic
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(05/18/2013) [-]
the question is, is the guy who told this story stalking the president to know the exact time when bush and obama were at the hairdressers together
#195 to #184 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
maybe he was at the barber shop?
#199 to #195 - jtastic
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(05/19/2013) [-]
And maybe he wasn't. I hope that justifies msbosss' comment
#201 to #199 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
MrBoss*
#202 to #201 - jtastic
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(05/19/2013) [-]
reread his name dude
#216 to #202 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
mrbosss* happy?
#219 to #216 - jtastic
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(05/19/2013) [-]
well you miss corrected my way of spelling it so i just wanted to clarify
#183 to #181 - mrbosss
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(05/18/2013) [-]
How do you remember how many a's are in your name?
#196 to #183 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/19/2013) [-]
skill.
#156 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#157 to #156 - playcolt
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(05/18/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I must spread the word!
#168 to #156 - runescapewasgood
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(05/18/2013) [-]
By the rules of fj law, I must thumb you down. Despite the fact that we are beating a dead horse, you are beating another dead horse.
#165 to #156 - strangesir
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#120 - reginleif ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I get that it's a joke, and didn't actually take place..... unlike some people. But I found this to be in bad taste. Maybe for some of these reasons i'm not exactly sure why.

1. You're using president of the US, you know the symbol and leader of 300 million people.

2. You're making a joke about someone's wife, someone who for all intents and purposes is usually spared our uglier political vitriol.

3. Maybe it was the fact that you directly mention someone's wife, it's not as bad as when you use a generic Bob or "man", but you kinda single one man and say, "President Barack Obama at 1600 Penn ave. wife knows what the inside of the whorehouse smells like".

4. These kinds of witticisms usually come with the first subject trying to one up or insult the other, Obama didn't...he just made a comment about aftershave. Then he got his wife insulted.

It came out as mean spirited and not even in a funny format, 0/10 would not retell.

inb4 ""found the Obama supporter" I dislike him, and have found a newfound sympathy (not nearly enough to think he wasn't a terrible president) for Bush this joke just kinda sucked.
#128 to #120 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
green thumb for you because you have the balls to post your opinion on the internet.
#172 to #120 - suddenlypotatoes
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#124 to #120 - midnightflower
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(05/18/2013) [-]
How many days have you been on the internet?
#126 to #124 - reginleif ONLINE
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;/ Not much, you see good sir I have only a dozen years on this earth.

At any rate, internet culture is no excuse for a badly formed joke.
#171 to #126 - JENNAY
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Children should be seen and not heard
#142 to #126 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
A 12 year old shouldn't be criticizing others' jokes...
#127 to #120 - thebritishguy
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#132 to #120 - iwbam
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(05/18/2013) [-]
you mus be really fun at parties...
#155 to #132 - reginleif ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
>funnyjunk user
> fun at parties

choose one.

#145 to #120 - psychfouronenine
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Get the sand out of your vagina. If you get that it's a joke, why do you insist on getting colon crucified over it?
#152 to #145 - reginleif ONLINE
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I said that I realized it was a joke in the context that I was responding to some people here who were treating this as if Bush actually said that.

It was a joke... a really bad one. And the amount of malice in it just overpowered the funny in my opinion. I'm pretty sure you've made similar calls in your own life.
#55 - triggathepirate
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(05/18/2013) [-]
My "O" face is eternal
My "O" face is eternal
#25 - defeats
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I didn't know Bush had the brains for such a witty remark... Well played if this is real.
#30 to #25 - yunonomynameeh
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(05/18/2013) [-]
"well played if this is real"

"well played if this is real"

"well played if this is real"

You might be the dumbest **** ever. ....if this is real
#36 to #30 - defeats
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Why would saying "if this is real" make me dumb?
I'm not America, and your politics don't interest me.
"If" on the off chance it is real, which is possible, it is funny. "If" it isn't real, which is more likely then it is still funny.

Why must you be so hostile, did you have a hard week at school?
#47 to #36 - yunonomynameeh
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Not really being hostile -I tend to come of as harsh. Believe me, I didn't, even for a second, actually think you were the "dumbest **** ever". I just happen to be an asshole.

But it was a pretty dumb comment -there is absolutely nothing here that is even close to possible. If there even is a word for how close this is to "possible", those two words wouldn't even be allowed to exist in the same book.
#50 to #47 - defeats
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Anyway, I wasn't insinuating that it happened, I really just meant that I'd be impressed if Bush had the brains to be so witty.
#95 to #50 - yunonomynameeh
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No worries dude, I think it was just in the way you worded it -made it sound like you really thought it might have happened. Live goes on.
#39 to #36 - fredthemilkman
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"I don't care about american politics"

"i didn't know bush had the brains for such a witty remark"

lolwut
#49 to #39 - defeats
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Well I was around during and 9/11, it was all over British Tv including how stupid Bush is.
Besides, I can know a former president is stupid without knowing if he and Obama ever come in contact with each other.
#38 to #30 - bollenn
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Just stfu, this is the internet, 80% of **** isn't real, including my 80%.
#42 to #38 - yunonomynameeh
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That's my point ....are you dense?
#93 to #38 - icecreamonnips
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#140 - terrorrizor
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#52 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
George W. Bush has the one of the lowest IQs of any president in history.

His IQ? 130

Highest? James Madison: 175

Prove me wrong.
#75 to #52 - brettd
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(05/18/2013) [-]
You are ******* retarded. please kill yourself.
#76 to #75 - anon
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How insightful, thanks for the constructive criticism
#114 to #52 - anonymouzx
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130 is a lot
#67 to #52 - lyiat
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Considering federal IQ tests only goes to 200, and anyone with 130 and above is considered genius and in the 98th percentile of the entire population of the ******* country, I'm calling ********.
#71 to #67 - lyiat
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Further more, this table handily defeats your statement.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Presidential_IQ_hoax
#78 to #71 - anon
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You can't be serious. Read it before you post it. Especially the table where it says George's IQ of 130.
#80 to #78 - lyiat
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Bush's IQ is still explicitly higher than at least three other presidents, in multiple categories. Feel free to look up his MENSA scoring, guaranteed they will be even lower.
#81 to #80 - lyiat
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Because MESNA is more stringent and only goes to 162...
#82 to #80 - anon
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I should add that I didn't the "The lowest"

Just in case you didn't catch it.
#118 to #67 - tigersstripes
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*ahem* almost, while 130 is above average or gifted, 140 is a certified genius, 120 is average, I THINK... i have no exact source. A School for the Gifted, say, has a 130 or so entrance limit. If anyone has conformation or denial, please tell.
#119 to #118 - lyiat
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100 is the flat mean of the federial IQ test. 130 is genius. I do have sources.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ
www.mensa.org/about-us
#139 to #119 - tigersstripes
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Thank you for keeping me well informed, I'm glad my mistake was realized before i had a chance do blunder something badly. Thank you very much sir/madam. Goodbye, Adios, Au revoir, Hej du, Guten tag, sayonara, chiao, zai jien, or whatever i have missed.
#73 to #67 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Give me something to read.
#186 - akkere
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So, could someone explain to me how an aftershave would smell like a whorehouse?
#203 to #186 - deadmice
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(05/19/2013) [-]
(thats kinda the joke... bush isnt getting it, as far as i am following this)
#207 to #203 - krispybananaz
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(05/19/2013) [-]
no your not getting it
#209 to #207 - deadmice
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wait... hold on. so the inside of a whorehouse just smells like aftershave and nothing else?

surely putting aftershave on would be to try and mask the actual scent of the whore house?
#210 to #209 - krispybananaz
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just shut the **** up man, for real
#211 to #210 - deadmice
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wat?
#212 to #211 - krispybananaz
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its a ******* joke man why are you looking into it so much
#214 to #212 - deadmice
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I wasnt looking into it so much. thats how i read it, and now am being told to shut the **** up for that.
#215 to #214 - krispybananaz
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you are looking into it way to much trust me, aftershave probably doesn't smell like a whore house, just a simple funny clever joke that's all
#217 to #215 - deadmice
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I wasnt looking into it at all until you told me i was looking to into it.
#218 to #217 - krispybananaz
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read your first comment again
#220 to #218 - deadmice
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"(thats kinda the joke... bush isnt getting it, as far as i am following this)"

still not seeing how i am looking real deep into this...
#222 to #220 - krispybananaz
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now read the comment the anon put
#223 to #222 - deadmice
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but a whorehouse doesnt (afaik) smell like aftershave. thats the point i am trying to make.
#224 to #223 - krispybananaz
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your right it doesn't but that's the point OF A ******* JOKE, what jokes make sense, for gods sake man jokes don't ******* make sense, theyre funny that's the point of ******* course a whore house doesn't smell like aftershave but that's not what the joke is about, screw this im going to dinner im done your hopeless, have a nice life. learn from this
#225 to #224 - deadmice
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I am not being hopeless here, you are. i am trying to say that, from how i read it, the joke was saying that bush was appearing dumb here (not exactly hard to believe that someone would poke fun at bush).

Also, before calling someone hopeless, please check who is the one repeatedly swearing and going on and on and on.
#206 to #203 - anon
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You clearly missed the joke if you think that was the joke.

The joke is that, according to this, Obama's wife knows what a whorehouse smells like.
#208 to #206 - deadmice
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wait... hold on. so the inside of a whorehouse just smells like aftershave and nothing else?

surely putting aftershave on would be to try and mask the actual scent of the whore house?
#137 - whistleandrun
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(05/18/2013) [-]
but she DOES know what the back of his hand smells like...
pain
#288 - anaphase
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Ausfag here.

I see a lot of people complaining about Obama and how he ruined everything and eats babies and things- can anyone explain what he's actually done?
#291 to #288 - Ryukenblaze ONLINE
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he's ruined everything, eaten babies, and other things
#287 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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but that would mean bush knows wit and intelligence
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#229 - anon
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i wonder how anyone could like bush better than obama... he ******* destroyed our economy
#236 to #229 - navadae ONLINE
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that's just it, Bush fu--ed everything up so Obama would take the fall

welcome to politics
#259 to #236 - lastkingofx
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are you crazy? Bush also was the one who responded to the largest terror attack in United States History (hopefully, ever), put the hurt on those countries who actively sought our destruction and supported and funded men who would kill innocents to prove a point. Now, I know the immediate counter, "oh the united states kills innocents all the time" Yes, we do. The difference, we don't -want- to. I was in Iraq, we had an accident that killed most of a small family, the survivors got a lot of money from the US government which is really all you can do in such a circumstance.
#262 to #259 - navadae ONLINE
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he responded by waging war on the whole of iraq and iran... instead of going for JUST the one responsible, he went after the whole

that's not a good thing, if you don't understand
#264 to #262 - lastkingofx
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He went to war with Afghanistan, whose brutal Taliban regime was hiding Osama Bin Laden and let him establish numerous training camps across the country, and then went to war with Iraq, whose dictatorship put down revolts against his rule in the past with things like, chemical weapons. That's not a good thing, if you don't understand.
#268 to #264 - navadae ONLINE
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the whole war was pointless to begin with, and i dont understand why people defend it..

explain it to me, please

it wasn't about going after the terrorists, thats one small group...

it was about revenge, that's it.. and revenge is pointless, it's blind and worthless
#274 to #268 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
shut up, sand ******
#278 to #274 - lastkingofx
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Thank you, but I got this.
#277 to #268 - lastkingofx
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We asked The taliban to turn over Osama Bin Laden, the Taliban -refused- on several occasions, and tried to bargain. President Bush refused negotiations, we knew they did it, they admitted they did it, and Al Qaeda helped keep the Taliban regime in power, in Afghanistan the Taliban Al Qaeda was one in the same.
#239 to #229 - lcknightswill [OP]
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(05/19/2013) [-]
How would you know you are a north korean citizen...
#271 to #229 - SgtObvious
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Actually, Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton ****** the economy up. Bush just happened to be president when it happened. Carter passed the CRA which made banks loosen loan requirements. Clinton expanded on that by A LOT and then repealed the Glass-Steagall Act which restricted commercial banks from dealing with securities (stocks and bonds). The lax loans caused the housing bubble, the housing bubble caused banks to fail, the bank failures caused the bailouts, and all of that caused a stock market downturn and the subsequent bad economy. Repealing Glass-Steagall didn't directly contribute to the growth of the housing bubble, but the effects of the bank failures would have likely been smaller had it been in place because they would have had more backup capital. Bush did let all of this go on, but he didn't directly support it or have any reason to repeal it. It was a non-issue until the actual crash.
#252 to #229 - teenytinyspider
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(05/19/2013) [-]
Actually, Bush just happened to be there when the bottom collapsed. Economies don't just collapse overnight. This was a long time coming.
#154 - rabaneristo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
It would be a better joke if Clinton was there...