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User avatar #144 - randomserb (05/18/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why Bush and Obama though? There ought to be a specific reason for them to be in the joke, otherwise it just seems random.
#270 - paulthehero (05/19/2013) [-]
made me think of his last state of the union address. Ya'll remember this?
made me think of his last state of the union address. Ya'll remember this?
User avatar #9 - mechanichore (05/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Yeah but, why would whorehouse what now? Why would she even think that...Someone please help.
User avatar #108 - ivoryhammer (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't think Bush is witty enough to think of something like that
#228 - parrotey (05/19/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm neither a Democrat nor Republican. Just thought this was a cool picture.
#178 - mrbosss (05/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Too bad that never happened.
#156 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #120 - reginleif ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I get that it's a joke, and didn't actually take place..... unlike some people. But I found this to be in bad taste. Maybe for some of these reasons i'm not exactly sure why.

1. You're using president of the US, you know the symbol and leader of 300 million people.

2. You're making a joke about someone's wife, someone who for all intents and purposes is usually spared our uglier political vitriol.

3. Maybe it was the fact that you directly mention someone's wife, it's not as bad as when you use a generic Bob or "man", but you kinda single one man and say, "President Barack Obama at 1600 Penn ave. wife knows what the inside of the whorehouse smells like".

4. These kinds of witticisms usually come with the first subject trying to one up or insult the other, Obama didn't...he just made a comment about aftershave. Then he got his wife insulted.

It came out as mean spirited and not even in a funny format, 0/10 would not retell.

inb4 ""found the Obama supporter" I dislike him, and have found a newfound sympathy (not nearly enough to think he wasn't a terrible president) for Bush this joke just kinda sucked.
#145 to #120 - psychfouronenine (05/18/2013) [-]
Get the sand out of your vagina. If you get that it's a joke, why do you insist on getting colon crucified over it?
#55 - triggathepirate (05/18/2013) [-]
My "O" face is eternal
My "O" face is eternal
User avatar #25 - defeats (05/18/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I didn't know Bush had the brains for such a witty remark... Well played if this is real.
#42 to #38 - yunonomynameeh (05/18/2013) [-]
That's my point ....are you dense?
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#140 - terrorrizor (05/18/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #4365919 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** lel
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #4365919 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** lel
#52 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [+] (13 replies)
George W. Bush has the one of the lowest IQs of any president in history.

His IQ? 130

Highest? James Madison: 175

Prove me wrong.
User avatar #67 to #52 - lyiat (05/18/2013) [-]
Considering federal IQ tests only goes to 200, and anyone with 130 and above is considered genius and in the 98th percentile of the entire population of the ******* country, I'm calling ******** .
User avatar #186 - akkere ONLINE (05/18/2013) [+] (17 replies)
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So, could someone explain to me how an aftershave would smell like a whorehouse?
User avatar #207 to #203 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
no your not getting it
User avatar #137 - whistleandrun (05/18/2013) [-]
but she DOES know what the back of his hand smells like...
pain
User avatar #288 - anaphase (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ausfag here.

I see a lot of people complaining about Obama and how he ruined everything and eats babies and things- can anyone explain what he's actually done?
User avatar #291 to #288 - Ryukenblaze (05/19/2013) [-]
he's ruined everything, eaten babies, and other things
User avatar #287 - herecomesjohnny (05/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
but that would mean bush knows wit and intelligence
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User avatar #154 - rabaneristo ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
It would be a better joke if Clinton was there...
#37 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Doubt.jpg
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