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#156 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#157 to #156 - playcolt
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(05/18/2013) [-]
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I must spread the word!
#168 to #156 - runescapewasgood
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(05/18/2013) [-]
By the rules of fj law, I must thumb you down. Despite the fact that we are beating a dead horse, you are beating another dead horse.
#165 to #156 - strangesir
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#226 - anon
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(05/19/2013) [-]
i love how republicans have to come up with complete bull **** stories just to get political laughs out of other republicans on funny junk... ******* whiny cry babies
#189 - thuntking **User deleted account**
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#188 - goldfangz
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#185 - unseengiant
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(05/18/2013) [-]
source or didnt happen
#182 - turnipxoxo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
HAAAAAY al of u sillies! im a turnip and im new here so i want al thes friends to ad me because im deserving and caring and love turnips!! xoxoo

i love everything about turnips
i love to grow them to and wold lov if other funnyjunk goers could ad me becuase i am special and not like other turnips xoxoxoxo

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i lok forward to our converstaoins and u guys r amazin xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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#177 - kaycie
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#173 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Didn't he get caught doing coke in the 80's? Pretty sure President Bush has inspected his fair share of bush.
#175 to #173 - Whaaaaaaaaa
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Him, yes, but the story says his wife.
#162 - mojobringer
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#146 - cthumoo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
So is this supposed to be calling Bush stupid? because surely the aftershave would be meant as a cover up for whore STANK
#117 - wilfredfanforever
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(05/18/2013) [-]
**wilfredfanforever rolls 98** (unrelated) dubs and I go fap
#24 - Emendo
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(05/18/2013) [-]
It'd probably be more funny if this ever actually happened.
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#4 - anon
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(05/18/2013) [-]
awwww damn
#1 - solarisofcelestia
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(05/18/2013) [-]
**** just got real.