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#29 - mrpootkins (05/18/2013) [-]
I mean at least give credit
#32 to #29 - yunonomynameeh (05/18/2013) [-]
It really is a sad day if we're getting stuff from Facebook..
#35 to #32 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
We`ve been getting that for over a year now... Its FJ afterall...
#45 to #35 - mcschmidihan ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
The downfall is admitting it. Denial is Key
#204 - deadmuerto (05/19/2013) [-]
wutchu say bout me, yoo lil behtch
#234 to #232 - deadmuerto (05/19/2013) [-]
DEBATE ME IRL
#235 to #234 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]




let me finish my corn first
#240 to #238 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]







Frosties for dessert
#241 to #240 - deadmuerto (05/19/2013) [-]
sure could use a craaacker to go withg this
#242 to #241 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]





honey, I'm with georgie on this one...ice cream is tasty
#243 to #242 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]






you can't argue with that kinda logic
#245 to #243 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]





Stop eating fattening food William!
#246 to #245 - deadmuerto (05/19/2013) [-]
shes right, you know
#247 to #246 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]





Looks just like a presidential ice cream party doesn't it.
#249 to #247 - deadmuerto (05/19/2013) [-]
well here's where Ice scream
#250 to #249 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]





Michelle, calm your ****
#251 to #250 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]





waita control your woman barry
#253 to #251 - deadmuerto (05/19/2013) [-]
I want to play a game...



find me, Bush
#254 to #253 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]
They are both ugly women.


What difference does it make!
#256 to #255 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]



Like OMG I'm the vice president guise, I'm supposed to bestow that award!


Gosh...
#257 to #256 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]
Joe, have some corn. You act like a teenage girl when you're hungry.
#258 to #257 - bostpost (05/19/2013) [-]




thank Georgie
User avatar #273 to #257 - cobalisk (05/19/2013) [-]
This was magical. Thank you.
#54 - schrutebucks (05/18/2013) [-]
Even if Bush was smart enough to come up with that joke he would probably fumble on the delivery with his garbage speaking skills.
Even if Bush was smart enough to come up with that joke he would probably fumble on the delivery with his garbage speaking skills.
#77 to #54 - originalanonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
Their both politicians majority of what they say is lies or things that they think they can do but can't which then turns into a lie.
Their both politicians majority of what they say is lies or things that they think they can do but can't which then turns into a lie.
#83 to #77 - schrutebucks (05/18/2013) [-]
Yes I never said anything contrary to that, I'm just saying that Bush is quite a 						****					 head
Yes I never said anything contrary to that, I'm just saying that Bush is quite a **** head
#89 to #83 - icecreamonnips (05/18/2013) [-]
why isn't that .gif used more?
why isn't that .gif used more?
User avatar #63 to #54 - multimedia (05/18/2013) [-]
And Obama would have taken 2 full minutes to say that one line. And even longer if his teleprompter was broken.
User avatar #66 to #63 - schrutebucks (05/18/2013) [-]
Say what you want about his policies, but the man is a terrific speaker
User avatar #68 to #66 - multimedia (05/18/2013) [-]
Personally, I think he's a decent politician with a winning complexion.

He's all Barack and no bite.
User avatar #87 to #68 - reaperriley (05/18/2013) [-]
Obama tries too hard to make everyone happy, he doesnt have the backbone to stand up for what he believes in, or at least what he wants people to believe what he believes in.
#91 to #68 - JnCproductions (05/18/2013) [-]
Did you just quote ERB... Take this.
Did you just quote ERB... Take this.
User avatar #161 to #91 - multimedia (05/18/2013) [-]
I did, and somebody's EXTREMELY ******* butthurt.
User avatar #297 to #161 - JnCproductions (05/20/2013) [-]
Oh, I'm not :3 I was actually happy you did haha.
User avatar #298 to #297 - multimedia (05/20/2013) [-]
Didn't mean you, but thank you!
User avatar #122 to #54 - shishabar (05/18/2013) [-]
WHATS THAT GUYS'S NAME
#200 to #122 - whargarbler (05/19/2013) [-]
Gordon Ramsey
Gordon Ramsey
#103 to #54 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
yeah i suppose that is why he became of america for 8 years
User avatar #110 to #103 - tigersstripes (05/18/2013) [-]
you accidentally that sentence
#136 to #103 - tenboxes (05/18/2013) [-]
"he became of america"
User avatar #129 to #103 - cullenatorguy (05/18/2013) [-]
That only speaks for his campaign finances and the stupidity of Americans.
User avatar #131 to #129 - cullenatorguy (05/18/2013) [-]
and I'm American
User avatar #112 to #103 - daboomee (05/18/2013) [-]
Yeah because...you know...the election TOTALLY wasn't rigged.
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#140 - terrorrizor (05/18/2013) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #4365919 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** lel
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User avatar #186 - akkere (05/18/2013) [-]
...
So, could someone explain to me how an aftershave would smell like a whorehouse?
User avatar #203 to #186 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
(thats kinda the joke... bush isnt getting it, as far as i am following this)
User avatar #207 to #203 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
no your not getting it
User avatar #209 to #207 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
wait... hold on. so the inside of a whorehouse just smells like aftershave and nothing else?

surely putting aftershave on would be to try and mask the actual scent of the whore house?
#210 to #209 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
just shut the **** up man, for real
User avatar #211 to #210 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
wat?
User avatar #212 to #211 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
its a ******* joke man why are you looking into it so much
User avatar #214 to #212 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
I wasnt looking into it so much. thats how i read it, and now am being told to shut the **** up for that.
User avatar #215 to #214 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
you are looking into it way to much trust me, aftershave probably doesn't smell like a whore house, just a simple funny clever joke that's all
User avatar #217 to #215 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
I wasnt looking into it at all until you told me i was looking to into it.
User avatar #218 to #217 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
read your first comment again
User avatar #220 to #218 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
"(thats kinda the joke... bush isnt getting it, as far as i am following this)"

still not seeing how i am looking real deep into this...
User avatar #222 to #220 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
now read the comment the anon put
User avatar #223 to #222 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
but a whorehouse doesnt (afaik) smell like aftershave. thats the point i am trying to make.
#224 to #223 - krispybananaz (05/19/2013) [-]
your right it doesn't but that's the point OF A ******* JOKE, what jokes make sense, for gods sake man jokes don't ******* make sense, theyre funny that's the point of ******* course a whore house doesn't smell like aftershave but that's not what the joke is about, screw this im going to dinner im done your hopeless, have a nice life. learn from this
User avatar #225 to #224 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
I am not being hopeless here, you are. i am trying to say that, from how i read it, the joke was saying that bush was appearing dumb here (not exactly hard to believe that someone would poke fun at bush).

Also, before calling someone hopeless, please check who is the one repeatedly swearing and going on and on and on.
#206 to #203 - mr skeltal (05/19/2013) [-]
You clearly missed the joke if you think that was the joke.

The joke is that, according to this, Obama's wife knows what a whorehouse smells like.
User avatar #208 to #206 - deadmice (05/19/2013) [-]
wait... hold on. so the inside of a whorehouse just smells like aftershave and nothing else?

surely putting aftershave on would be to try and mask the actual scent of the whore house?
User avatar #137 - whistleandrun (05/18/2013) [-]
but she DOES know what the back of his hand smells like...
pain
#6 - avatarisawesome ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Bush's fw
Bush's fw
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#178 - mrbosss (05/18/2013) [-]
Too bad that never happened.
User avatar #181 to #178 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/18/2013) [-]
Have you been stalking the President?
User avatar #184 to #181 - jtastic (05/18/2013) [-]
the question is, is the guy who told this story stalking the president to know the exact time when bush and obama were at the hairdressers together
User avatar #195 to #184 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/19/2013) [-]
maybe he was at the barber shop?
User avatar #199 to #195 - jtastic (05/19/2013) [-]
And maybe he wasn't. I hope that justifies msbosss' comment
User avatar #201 to #199 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/19/2013) [-]
MrBoss*
User avatar #202 to #201 - jtastic (05/19/2013) [-]
reread his name dude
User avatar #216 to #202 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/19/2013) [-]
mrbosss* happy?
User avatar #219 to #216 - jtastic (05/19/2013) [-]
well you miss corrected my way of spelling it so i just wanted to clarify
User avatar #183 to #181 - mrbosss (05/18/2013) [-]
How do you remember how many a's are in your name?
User avatar #196 to #183 - Whaaaaaaaaa (05/19/2013) [-]
skill.
#52 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
George W. Bush has the one of the lowest IQs of any president in history.

His IQ? 130

Highest? James Madison: 175

Prove me wrong.
User avatar #67 to #52 - lyiat (05/18/2013) [-]
Considering federal IQ tests only goes to 200, and anyone with 130 and above is considered genius and in the 98th percentile of the entire population of the ******* country, I'm calling ******** .
User avatar #71 to #67 - lyiat (05/18/2013) [-]
Further more, this table handily defeats your statement.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Presidential_IQ_hoax
#78 to #71 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
You can't be serious. Read it before you post it. Especially the table where it says George's IQ of 130.
User avatar #80 to #78 - lyiat (05/18/2013) [-]
Bush's IQ is still explicitly higher than at least three other presidents, in multiple categories. Feel free to look up his MENSA scoring, guaranteed they will be even lower.
User avatar #81 to #80 - lyiat (05/18/2013) [-]
Because MESNA is more stringent and only goes to 162...
#82 to #80 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
I should add that I didn't the "The lowest"

Just in case you didn't catch it.
#73 to #67 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
Give me something to read.
User avatar #118 to #67 - tigersstripes (05/18/2013) [-]
*ahem* almost, while 130 is above average or gifted, 140 is a certified genius, 120 is average, I THINK... i have no exact source. A School for the Gifted, say, has a 130 or so entrance limit. If anyone has conformation or denial, please tell.
User avatar #119 to #118 - lyiat (05/18/2013) [-]
100 is the flat mean of the federial IQ test. 130 is genius. I do have sources.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ
www.mensa.org/about-us
User avatar #139 to #119 - tigersstripes (05/18/2013) [-]
Thank you for keeping me well informed, I'm glad my mistake was realized before i had a chance do blunder something badly. Thank you very much sir/madam. Goodbye, Adios, Au revoir, Hej du, Guten tag, sayonara, chiao, zai jien, or whatever i have missed.
User avatar #75 to #52 - brettd (05/18/2013) [-]
You are ******* retarded. please kill yourself.
#76 to #75 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
How insightful, thanks for the constructive criticism
User avatar #114 to #52 - anonymouzx (05/18/2013) [-]
130 is a lot
User avatar #154 - rabaneristo (05/18/2013) [-]
It would be a better joke if Clinton was there...
#37 - mr skeltal (05/18/2013) [-]
Doubt.jpg
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User avatar #108 - ivoryhammer (05/18/2013) [-]
I don't think Bush is witty enough to think of something like that
#191 - mr skeltal (05/19/2013) [-]
Hmm...a picture of Obama casually dressed while smoking a cigarette placed above a presidential photo of Bush. Definitely no subtle political propaganda here.
#205 to #191 - mr skeltal (05/19/2013) [-]
Well, if you think about it, it is supporting Obama more than Bush because he has the signature of the good guy. He is smoking.
User avatar #169 - JENNAY (05/18/2013) [-]
Was NOT a fan of Bush as a president

That said, I'd love to get drunk as **** with him
#260 - Monopolus (05/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#138 - tbeaz (05/18/2013) [-]
Why does aftershave make someone think of a whorehouse?
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