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#240 - harryblazer
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(05/19/2013) [-]
>be a year ago   
>have crush on this girl in my school   
>small school, 95%of the girls are loud,obnoxious  bitches that act like snooki   
>whole time at school, ive only really liked her   
>she's quiet, smart, funny, cute and very easy to talk to    
>really shy, so assume its only gonna stay a crush   
>one day she comes in to my art cass to work on somthing, and starts talking to me   
>wants to read a funny essay I did(im sort ofpopular for being a funny writer)   
>start talking to her on a daily basis, usually on for 5 min. at the end of the day since we dont have the same classes   
>always wait for her at the end of the day to drive her home, even if she has to stay after(I once waited an extra 2 hours without knowing where she was, and when I did she already went home)   
>star to get confident and get really ballsy trying to ask her out   
>try to be old school gentleman since girls always say how much guys arent like that   
>buy her a carnation for valentines day, make her an original spray painitng for her birthday after I learned how, always give her rides home, compilment her, ect   
>prom rolls around and nervous as **** I ask her, she says yes and im happy as hell   
>end of prom I pull her aside and say that I really like her.....she says she just thinks of me as a friend   
>and now im just another statistic of friendzone stories   
what the **** did I do wrong
>be a year ago
>have crush on this girl in my school
>small school, 95%of the girls are loud,obnoxious bitches that act like snooki
>whole time at school, ive only really liked her
>she's quiet, smart, funny, cute and very easy to talk to
>really shy, so assume its only gonna stay a crush
>one day she comes in to my art cass to work on somthing, and starts talking to me
>wants to read a funny essay I did(im sort ofpopular for being a funny writer)
>start talking to her on a daily basis, usually on for 5 min. at the end of the day since we dont have the same classes
>always wait for her at the end of the day to drive her home, even if she has to stay after(I once waited an extra 2 hours without knowing where she was, and when I did she already went home)
>star to get confident and get really ballsy trying to ask her out
>try to be old school gentleman since girls always say how much guys arent like that
>buy her a carnation for valentines day, make her an original spray painitng for her birthday after I learned how, always give her rides home, compilment her, ect
>prom rolls around and nervous as **** I ask her, she says yes and im happy as hell
>end of prom I pull her aside and say that I really like her.....she says she just thinks of me as a friend
>and now im just another statistic of friendzone stories
what the **** did I do wrong
User avatar #243 to #240 - navywannabe
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(05/19/2013) [-]
I hate to say this but you were TOO nice...just ease back on it. Like miss a couple of days of taking her home or something, but tell her you aren't gonna take her home because (enter reason here). She will then relize how good you have been too her, and will likely want that back. THEN say "well we're just friends anyways".
User avatar #245 to #243 - mickeymichleson
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(05/22/2013) [-]
That's too much damn trouble she shouldn't be forgetting how good he was to her in the first place. Love doesn't require that much complicated ********.
User avatar #246 to #245 - navywannabe
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Who said this has anything to do with love now? I'm saying he should put her on the spot. ;)
User avatar #247 to #246 - mickeymichleson
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I'm saying if a woman loves a man she won't ever find him boring. If she thinks he's boring she's not looking for a boyfriend she's looking for something to ****.
User avatar #248 to #247 - navywannabe
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(05/22/2013) [-]
Well by the story...I don't think she even wants that from him.
#249 to #240 - mementomorit
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(05/24/2013) [-]
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#230 - sneakycub
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(05/18/2013) [-]
The only thing that makes this post even better are the comments below
#227 - potatophucker
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Woah there
#114 - Scottyjthecoolj
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I feel it. Girls who always seem to be sweet and innocent seem so gullible sometimes, but the bad girls see through that **** and they KNOW what they want in a guy.
User avatar #122 to #114 - alreadyexiststho
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(05/17/2013) [-]
In my experience its always been the "bad girls" who **** **** up the most.

And by "bad girls" I mean the girls who tease/dye the **** out of their hair, shave their heads, get piercings/tattoos, and wear ripped up clothing all for the sake of being "unique."
#137 to #122 - Scottyjthecoolj
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I guess it works both ways then.
User avatar #140 to #137 - alreadyexiststho
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I mean of course it works both ways. Thats why I'm sick of all this "friendzone/all girls are heart breakers ****." There is no specific type of girl that does this and there is no specific gender that does it. Girls break hearts, and guys break hearts. It has nothing to do with gender and nothing to do with "type." Its called being a human being.
#217 to #140 - Scottyjthecoolj
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I'm not that guy. lol, that's just coming from my personal dating experience. I like to think of it as opposites attract. But I know where you're coming from, so please have a Snickers and calm down. lol
#228 to #217 - alreadyexiststho
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okay
okay
#238 to #228 - Scottyjthecoolj
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Damn that's a lot of snickers. 0_o (I am not an evil clown!) lol
#226 - killerblue
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Feel mill, feel mill for the land
Feeling hand in hand
User avatar #200 - danniegurl
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(05/18/2013) [-]
why does her hair suddenly get shorter in the frame where she breaks his heart?
User avatar #239 to #200 - makonendrak
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Because she no longer has a soul to drain
#198 - anon id: d14fa7c2
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i couldnt give a damn about love or relationships, im a nice guy and got my heart obliterated, and now that same girl is neglecting the son we had, more focused on partying and free time. im sure there are nice women out there but right now, loving my son is top priority
User avatar #197 - ponchosdm
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(05/18/2013) [-]
dat style...
User avatar #179 - lemonjelloss
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Except that last panel never happens
#134 - anon id: 2dfa987b
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(05/18/2013) [-]
who the hell would date that trashy homeless woman? she looks poor as hell.
#129 - anon id: 48ed2dec
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(05/18/2013) [-]
WHAT THE ****?!!!

This is the gayest post I have seen on the front page in a while.

Grow some balls betafags!


#156 to #129 - saxong
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#164 to #156 - anon id: 48ed2dec
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(05/18/2013) [-]
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
I have already said it, *****.

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
I deleted my account a long time ago, *****

Ironically, in contrast to your picture, you wouldn't like this gay ass post if you had grown some real balls.
#161 to #156 - datfunnyguy
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(05/18/2013) [-]
i feel like this one is more applicable
User avatar #163 to #161 - saxong
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(05/18/2013) [-]
I was actually trying to find that one specifically but this one came up first and i was too lazy to make my own, thanks.
#145 to #129 - invalidcupcakes
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#147 to #145 - anon id: 48ed2dec
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***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
I deleted my account a long time ago, *****.

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
You're a pathetic dumbass if you think thumbs matter, *****.

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
This post is still too gay for FJ, *****.
#160 to #147 - anon id: 48ed2dec
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(05/18/2013) [-]
***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
I have said already it, *****.

***** ***** ***** ***** ***** ***** *****
I deleted my account a long time ago, *****

Ironically, in contrast to your picture, you wouldn't like this gay ass post if you had grown some real balls.
#162 to #160 - anon id: 48ed2dec
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(05/18/2013) [-]
hue hue hue hue. Replied to wrong comment *****.
#151 to #147 - invalidcupcakes
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#135 to #129 - faggotprincess
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#139 to #135 - anon id: 48ed2dec
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>Same anon.

Well you are a FaggotPrincess. So no wonder this gay **** appeals to you.

Thinks for your reply, your username gave me a good laugh.
User avatar #141 to #139 - faggotprincess
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(05/18/2013) [-]
K.
#119 - welcometoatl
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I've seen some gay things in my life. This is near the top.
User avatar #118 - superbrowntoastxxx
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Is that the same girl in the 3 and 4 part
User avatar #101 - holycrapimacupcake
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I'd prefer the second girl anyways.
#55 - tormain
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User avatar #50 - deadmanisalive
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It's like you've looked into my soul
#30 - anon id: 9b5a4dfa
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(05/17/2013) [-]
I know... This exact... Goddamn ******* feeling.... I still wish she was back...
#28 - soopergrover
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#38 to #28 - bloodspider
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Let me take care of that for you.
#18 - anon id: 8dd8e765
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I feel as if this is inaccurate. In real life there isn't always someone better with a roll of duct tape to help you fix it. In real life, they get freaked out and leave when they realize you're broken.
#20 to #18 - anon id: cbd15ad9
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(05/17/2013) [-]
Maybe if someone is also as broken as you are and understands how you feel.
User avatar #8 - lefthoofthepirate
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(05/17/2013) [-]
The girl holding the duct tape has pi on her shirt...
#14 to #8 - wakingeyes
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even her bellybutton says pi!