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    #61 - Tyranitar#354 on commentsRank#354
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    (05/18/2013)[-]
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    #97 - eminempackerfan
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    (05/18/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#69 - lasmamoe
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    In all fairness, boiling an egg to Gordon Ramsay perfection sounds like a pretty tough thing to do.
    User avatar#119 to #69 - elyiia
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    If you're trying to be a chef (which I assume is the case here, Kitchen Nightmares?) then you should be able to boil an egg properly.
    User avatar#71 to #69 - subaqueousreach
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    (05/18/2013)[-]
    It's really not that difficult to properly boil an egg.

    1. Bring water to a boil
    2. Put raw eggs in the water (They'll float!)
    3. Wait about 5 minutes after they've sunken to the bottom of the pot, just to be thorough.
    4. Pull them out, crack and peel the shells, and eat them.
    User avatar#72 to #71 - lasmamoe
    Reply+3
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    Yeah of course the procedure is not that difficult, but think about how perfect the egg has to be to meet gordons standards.

    When you soft boil an egg, 1 minute too much or too little can make a huge difference.
    #65 - Kabutops
    Reply+3
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    why is there not a channel dedicated to ramsey ******** on other chef's foods
    #54 - BillyRyan
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    (05/17/2013)[-]
    >In the bottom right corner, there are three utensils   
>Title of the post is "Gordon"   
>Half Life 3 confirmed   
   
Come on, Gabe, stop teasing us.
    >In the bottom right corner, there are three utensils
    >Title of the post is "Gordon"
    >Half Life 3 confirmed

    Come on, Gabe, stop teasing us.
    #78 - anon id: 94ea3116
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    THIS IS TO ALL YOU ANIME HATERS...

    ALL YOU ANIME HATERS THAT CALL US FOR WEEABOOS **** YOU!!!
    YOU DONT KNOW ****! I BET YOURE ALL PUSSYS THAT LIVE WHIT YOUR PARENTS!
    ANIME IS AWESOME AND EVERYONE LIKES IT SO THAT JUST PROVES THAT YOU ARE STUPID BECAUSE WE ARE THE 99%.
    I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHO YOU FAGS HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST US! YOU ARE JUST MENTALLY RETARDED OR SOMETHING!
    I BET YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALUS OF HOW MUCH FUN WE HAVE TALKING ABOUT ANIME.
    I HOPE YOU HATERS DIE A PAINFULL DEATH!!!
    #80 to #78 - vicioushaze
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    (05/18/2013)[-]
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    #130 to #78 - edzero
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    (05/21/2013)[-]
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    #126 to #78 - anon id: 2ae376cb
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    Whoa, dude. I like anime as much as the next guy, but sit the **** down.
    #79 to #78 - blackcosmo
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    You're making a fool of yourself, anon.
    You're making a fool of yourself, anon.
    User avatar#89 to #79 - daveyishere
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    (05/18/2013)[-]
    Thats the point he does that to gain support for the other side and because he's acting irrationally people are going to join the other side thinking "Oh wow, anime people are retards posting random **** like this on irrelevant posts." You just need to realize this people never know who is who the say they are on the internet when the could be a faggot horse-lime or something.
    #74 - oldspicechampion
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    (05/18/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#105 - badgerbaiting
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    (05/18/2013)[-]
    My Mum used to work as a chef and worked with Gordon Ramsey. He once came to a dinner party at my house when I was 5 and I followed him around asking inane questions like "Why are you so angry? Why does your forehead look like an old ladies bum?", until he got sick of me and stuffed most of my body into his forehead wrinkles. I spent the rest of the night there as a sort of sentient Bindi. I remember it being strangely war, I kind of miss it.

    inb4 obvious fiction inb4 Vince Noir
    #27 - deathcampforjewtie
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    (05/17/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#121 - mcrut
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    My favorite is when he tells someone to **** off or piss off
    #115 - icecreamonnips
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    (05/18/2013)[-]
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    #94 - anon id: d680279c
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    "Fucs: ing thin was still got seathe rs an it!" Read it in british, holy **** that sounds british
    #82 - anon id: e6164d9e
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    so the chicken came before the egg
    #76 - PSpepper
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    can we get a Gordon channel already?
    #81 to #76 - anon id: 5b8c445f
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    No.
    User avatar#64 - thebritishguy
    Reply0
    (05/18/2013)[-]
    I feel so sorry for his Mum when he was a child
    "you call this cooked?! it's still eating the salad you tenacious whore"
    "oh very funny Gordon! now eat your veg or no more TV!"
    User avatar#56 - Blargosnarf
    Reply0
    (05/17/2013)[-]
    ...color me impressed, it's got feathers in it!? He managed to incubate an unfertilized egg in the span of a few minutes!
    #48 - anon id: 62dbebf2
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    (05/17/2013)[-]
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    #42 - anon id: 0694a319
    Reply0
    (05/17/2013)[-]
    ITS A SOFTBOILED EGG YOU... YOU... DOUBLE ******!
    User avatar#39 - xsap
    Reply0
    (05/17/2013)[-]
    i just discovered kitchen nightmares last night and its already one of my favorite shows
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