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#304 - wriggler (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I want a game. where you play as a bunch of cops that are bored on second/third shift and their only objective of the game is to go into alleys and threaten homeless people and if they run you just pull out a nightstick and beat the living crap out of him and you get an xray report at the end of every night and you just laugh away as you get a paycheck for being a dick.
its kind of an open world game.
#273 - verycoolcat ONLINE (05/17/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Quickscoping isn't a pro-tactic... when you've done it enough... you just stop using the scope at all for close fighting... you instinctively know where your bullets will go when you fire.
User avatar #280 to #273 - helterskeletor ONLINE (05/17/2013) [-]
Personally i just pull out the pistol when they get too close.
#121 - johndapro (05/17/2013) [-]
I remember playing CoD MW2 with the P90 akimbo, just running around spraying everything with bullets.
User avatar #85 - xamuswing (05/16/2013) [-]
Welcome to Call of Duty, where the snipers go Leeroy Jankins and the soldiers camp.
#51 - tehavatar (05/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
it grinds more of my gears when it is called hardscoping. its called scoping. its a scope. they didnt call it anything else pre mw2.
User avatar #286 - jalthelas (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Hardscope and camp on CoD, get bitched out by 'pros'
>Maintain position on rooftop and mark targets on BF3, people appreciate having an 'eye in the sky'
#263 - anonymous (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
can you guys make this guy a new meme...he should be a new frogman

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/doctor-who/My+New+Friend/eYcqGrL/
User avatar #276 to #263 - makedonski (05/17/2013) [-]
I don't think you understand how this whole process works.
User avatar #163 - aeric (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You play how you want, and i'll play how i want. It's a game, not real life so i can do what i want. Don't dictate how people play.

-Quickscoper
User avatar #129 - strangesir (05/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Black Ops 2
>Using the SVU 'cause I like semi-auto snooper-roofuls
>Not using a scope shooting at a wall 4 feet away = bullets flip the **** out and fly out of the barrel with terrible accuracy
>Using scope on same wall = best accuracy possible

Treyarch/Infinity Ward, what the **** .
User avatar #57 - cosmicoverdose (05/16/2013) [+] (12 replies)
People quickscope because it requires skill. Nothing else in the game really does, anyone can pick up and play.
User avatar #59 to #57 - enkmaster ONLINE (05/16/2013) [-]
No, they do it because they think its a way to show off how good they are at hitting left trigger then right trigger. They purposefully gimp themselves then get mad when others actually dont care enough to.
User avatar #230 - blashyrkh (05/17/2013) [-]
If you quickscope, you're a faggot. There's no 2 ways about it.
User avatar #223 - psychopsychedelic (05/17/2013) [-]
In BF3 I like to find myself a nice simple place to sit and just look through the scope on my sniper and call out targets.

I don't get shot, I don't waste ammo, and I help make the world a better place.
#132 - hypex (05/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>DotA 2
>play sniper
>get last hit with ultimate (its a long as channeled ability that fires off a long as targetted sniper shot)
> Cyka (Ursa): "OMGF ******* hardscoper fggt"
>mfw
#30 - myhumps (05/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
There is no such thing as quickscoping. Only really fast hardscoping
User avatar #17 - sptnfouroneseven (05/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
At one point on MW2 (I know, faggot for playing CoD) I was sitting with my Barret on Highrise right under the chopper, taking people out as they crossed the windows from their spawn. Mind you, there's a longer way behind that was completely safe to go through and get to me, just they didn't use it. I died like twice to noob-tubes or something but got back fairly quick. After the round ended, some kid was bitching about me hardscoping and essentially keeping them locked in their spawn area for most of the game because they're idiots.

In the next round I got behind some barrels looking at their spawn again, and did the -same- thing, only this time I ended up finally getting my perfectionist title and ending the game with about 20 or so kills and perhaps 5 or 6 deaths. All because I know how to use snipers.
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User avatar #339 to #337 - ruebezahl (05/17/2013) [-]
Depends on who you are asking.

If you ask the person who you just headshot for the third time in a row:
"Damn noob camper. All those noobs can do is camping. Noob noob! Camper! Noob."

If you ask the person who just managed to kill you for the third time in a row while you were scoping in another direction:
"Well, that was an easy kill, you never saw me coming. That's what you get for camping. Noob!"

If you ask a person with whom you are on rather even terms throughout the game:
"Pretty good sniper, good choice of hiding place. Gave me a nice challenge! GG"
User avatar #214 - xxELITExx (05/17/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Anyone know of a game that is more tactical like ARMA but for the 360?
User avatar #248 to #216 - xxELITExx (05/17/2013) [-]
Its the best game in the market because the people that play video games today don't know how to respect a games overall qualities. The ONLY reason its is the so called best in the market is because there are a lot more little children in this world that play the games and they think its fun. So the producers keep the coding for it copied and ready to paste into another game. The only thing they do is go through, clean up the bugs, redesign the equipment, ranks, perks, and maps. Throw in a set of weapons that is superior. Then they add a few new ones for each and give it a different story with cooler gadgets and kill-streak rewards. They do design the new maps, which is really why it takes so long to release the next one. Once they have redesigned the old game and put the pile of garbage onto a disk, they sell it, saying that is a completely new game and everything is a lot better than it was before. They don't try to make it on a different engine or give people a variety of game play. Its all the same run and gun with SMGs and Assault Rifles. THAT IS NOT TACTICAL. There is no ******* skill involved and that is why so many people play it. All you need is the highest rank and you have anything you need to do good. Teams are the most useless thing in the COD games. It just allows other people to get in the way and steal your kills. There is no skill anywhere near the COD franchise, not even in the development process.

Now, if you think that COD is tactical you need to play another game once in a while and redefine what tactical actually means. Tactical is having a SPECIFIC battle plan, such as telling a squad to pop smoke and lay down suppressive fire on them, while 'we' flank left. I'll throw smoke in the street, then you move up the right flank.
Details. Details. Details.

I know that COD is fun. I loved it for years. But now I want some realism.
#74 - sylaz (05/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The same goes for those who whine over campers.
I mean you know where they are, so you just counter them by throwing a nade at them or flank them.. Honestly if you can't deal with a camper, then your simply not suited to play call of duty, or any other fast paced shooter..
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