**kamamekanik rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at strawberry milk origin ** if turtles i kill my family

I read "Turtles" but when I looked at the picture, my sick addled mind went "those don't look anything like crabs..."

i thought they were crabs sheit

Are those penises on the back of his shirt?

pffft idiot, that's not ooze, so it won't work

Pic related

looks like turtles

AAAHHHHHH I WANT THAT.

I too enjoy turtle soup

why does he have massive penis-cannons printed on his back?

Best job ever )))

I cant remember where it was but there was somewhere with an endangered turtle species where it was illegal to help them to the sea. "Let nature take its course without human interferance" despite human interferance being the reason they were endangered in the first place.

**spyisspy rolled a random image posted in comment #2125162 at Friendly ** mfw i thought they were spiders