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User avatar #134 - fosforgasxiii (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"If I give her computer advice, I have a chance to get laid."
How beta can you get?
#124 - pulluspardus (05/15/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter.
Had AIDS.
#117 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
I dont see how PDF resumes are better. Personally, I would be pissed off waiting for AR to open (that **** can take years).
#114 - shaunrnm (05/15/2013) [-]
Dish one is only half true, they point at the equator, so if in the north, they aim south, if in the south, they face north
User avatar #112 - ODSTRuler (05/15/2013) [-]
That last one is golden. I've worked in the RSPCA and shadowed in private vet practice for a while, and having dogs hit by cars is a common occurrence. More often than not the cause is due to owners running after the dog in attempt to retrieve it, the dog thinks its a game, continues to run ahead until it runs into the road.
#109 - anonynot (05/15/2013) [-]
the towel in the dryer only works for a couple of items, and if you put a onion in the freezer 20 minutes prior, (or just leave them in there) you wont cry nor will there be any sort of odor.
#98 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
The glass of water in the microwave trick doesnt work
i still at the spongy pizza
but...
#93 - mojobringer (05/15/2013) [-]
''Add to Favorites''
User avatar #91 - Reydel (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why go through all that trouble to make clear ice cubes? What's wrong with regular non-preboiled ice?
#84 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
But how do i convince the banana peel to help my itches
User avatar #71 - mcquiston (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Glass in the microwave?
That doesn't sound such a good idea....
User avatar #86 to #71 - payseht (05/15/2013) [-]
that's how I boiled water quickly when I lived alone

Nothing bad happened... nothing at all...
#54 - katanauser (05/15/2013) [-]
I use the last one, my dog is a totally douche bag around other dogs, and will never listen
I use the last one, my dog is a totally douche bag around other dogs, and will never listen
#51 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
So if you place homemade cookies in your underware, you stay soft?
User avatar #47 - thedarkestrogue (05/15/2013) [-]
for the lie one, the best way to get away with a lie is to admit or tell the truth about something small that you have lied about before. It will make them think you are ashamed and they won't question it when you tell the bigger lie.
#42 - basham (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**basham rolled a random image posted in comment #2851 at Uploaded As Anon ** Yes. More.
#41 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
How many just closed the tap just to try and press ctrl+shift+t?
#10 - seniornsfw (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Disorientated in a neighborhood you've never been in? Look for the satellite dishes on the houses. They mean you're in the ghetto so drive away fast as you can.
#8 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Merci beaucoup.
User avatar #4 - namehasntbeentaken (05/14/2013) [-]
I actually just got tired and pinned my task manager to my dock
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