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User avatar #90 - golemnardah (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
or instead of using ctrl shift esc you can right click the task bar.
#101 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
explanation of the condom one please?
User avatar #107 to #101 - ladyseraph (05/15/2013) [-]
If someone doesn't wear a condom or ask you to wear one, it means that they don't make a habit of doing so. Which means they might have gotten something from a previous partner.
User avatar #23 - SirSheepy ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
>look for a satellite dish
or you know, the ******* sun.
User avatar #100 - sakuranbokiss (05/15/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Even though coconut oil (unrefined) is non comodogenic, I wouldn't reccomend it as a facial cleanser because it can still clog pores. Your best bet would actually be witch hazel on cotton pads. It's good as a toner without being too drying. Works like a charm and dries out pimples without irritating sensitive skin.
#38 - jalthelas (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**jalthelas rolled a random comment #2 posted by kangster at Fair enough ** :
#130 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (05/15/2013) [-]
Or to open task manager you can right click on the task bar and hit "Open task manager"
User avatar #99 - Bouncer (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Tried that last one with a police dog. It didn't go so well...
User avatar #87 - baconaffinity (05/15/2013) [-]
my dog just continued to run the other ******* way:///
User avatar #66 - ruebezahl (05/15/2013) [-]
Well, here's my one piece of advice:

If you're out with your girlfriend and some good-looking girl is coming towards you, and you know that you must turn around to look at her ass after she passes you...

...then turn around already just before that girl passes you and pretend to be looking at something else behind you. Then, when the girl passes you, enjoy the view.
User avatar #34 - flamewolf (05/15/2013) [+] (5 replies)
who the hell microwaves their pizza?
User avatar #48 to #35 - thedarkestrogue (05/15/2013) [-]
i put it in the fridge and then eat it like 3 hours later.
User avatar #134 - fosforgasxiii (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"If I give her computer advice, I have a chance to get laid."
How beta can you get?
#129 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
Wow, people really need a picture of a duck to read advice?
#124 - pulluspardus (05/15/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter.
User avatar #71 - mcquiston ONLINE (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Glass in the microwave?
That doesn't sound such a good idea....
User avatar #86 to #71 - payseht (05/15/2013) [-]
that's how I boiled water quickly when I lived alone

Nothing bad happened... nothing at all...
#64 - abdullahmag (05/15/2013) [-]
all hail my paint skillz!
User avatar #61 - mooghens (05/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The one with the microwaved pizza is ******** , as heating water along side with the pizza will just increase humidity in the oven, making it even more spongey.
So is the one with the icecubes. Icecubes are cloudy due to the minerals in tapwater, and encaptured airpockets. Boiling water first won't do jack **** , because minerals won't evaporate at 100 degrees celcius, and air pockets occur naturally because it doesn't snapfreeze.
#54 - katanauser (05/15/2013) [-]
I use the last one, my dog is a totally douche bag around other dogs, and will never listen
I use the last one, my dog is a totally douche bag around other dogs, and will never listen
#51 - anonymous (05/15/2013) [-]
So if you place homemade cookies in your underware, you stay soft?
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