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#9 - scant
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Just another reason why having a penis is pretty awesome.
#67 to #9 - anon id: d81f6584
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but women can orgasm over 50 times during sex and feel it 140,000 times more
User avatar #81 to #67 - lordmoldywart
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A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

User avatar #189 to #81 - mrhaihoang
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and yet men are such pigs
#241 to #189 - shadsword
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Found the Feminist
Found the Feminist
#242 to #241 - mrhaihoang
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oh **** it backfires
oh **** it backfires
#272 to #189 - guanyu
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No, we're not pigs.
#259 to #189 - mrhaihoang
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******* hell people, #81 implies a similarity between women and pig orgasm, thus I made a comment suggest the irony in women calling men pigs. How did that make me a feminist?
******* hell people, #81 implies a similarity between women and pig orgasm, thus I made a comment suggest the irony in women calling men pigs. How did that make me a feminist?
#265 to #259 - Warcom
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because there is no sarcastic font on the internet, your comment lacked proper background info and thus you seem like a feminist.... had you said "Psh and yet to women, men are such pigs" youd just be another bro but because you only said yet men are such pigs you are a feminist
User avatar #266 to #265 - mrhaihoang
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but it played out perfectly in my head
User avatar #267 to #266 - Warcom
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its okay young one, you will learn, the internet doesn't care about whats in your head
User avatar #71 to #67 - mctoilet **User deleted account**
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No, Just no
User avatar #34 to #9 - justafungi
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9UIPULjl6k if you watch it, you will see the point he is trying to explain.
#80 to #9 - fleszar
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but they got Boobs
User avatar #107 to #9 - nefarian
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BAM! Sudden boner in public
User avatar #273 to #107 - mariox
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It's ok as long as you own up to it.
#46 to #9 - huszti
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#1 - anon id: 9f1eec7c
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lustuad has disabled anonymous comments

how about **** you?
#61 to #1 - anon id: 114d8d73
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So hard to click post as anon faggot
#2 to #1 - lustuad [OP]
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#4 to #2 - anon id: 9f1eec7c
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You're fat
#5 to #4 - lustuad [OP]
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are you a red light beacuse    
   
stop
are you a red light beacuse

stop
#163 to #5 - jinxter
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#236 to #5 - aderida
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red means go
#6 to #5 - anon id: 9f1eec7c
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Right back at ya
#3 to #1 - lustuad [OP]
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User avatar #187 to #87 - lustuad [OP]
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no not the same thing. I was hopeful for a spiderman thread
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#275 to #274 - lustuad [OP]
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one opinion standing against 1000+ thumbs...

yeah ok.
#279 to #275 - johnserrano **User deleted account**
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#111 to #87 - anon id: bc7cf0b8
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thumb whore
User avatar #8 to #3 - barbwirepain
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*gives you a big hug*
User avatar #109 - askafj
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women can come(cum) more than once.

women - 1
men - 0

men have rights

women - 1
men - 1

there you have your equality
#251 to #109 - makeitasyougo
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but men can cum more than once during sex/masturbation most just dont even try and most women dont climax during actual sex unless the clit is massaged during intercourse

women: .5

men: 1
now who wants to hear a story about a bridge?
#38 - hankpym
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User avatar #199 - uralya
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now remember kids, if it bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die, dont trust it
#249 to #199 - anon id: 5192db25
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or shoot it again
#200 to #199 - lustuad [OP]
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#78 - zaggystirdust
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My balls get sore from being hit almost every week

And I'm still glad I don't have a uterus.
#83 to #78 - tarell
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Well getting hit in the balls has the same pain pain as a woman giving birth to160 kids + breaking 3200
#248 to #78 - vaginismus
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This is pretty horrifying
This is pretty horrifying
#118 to #78 - sockswithsandals
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Who or what would hit you in the balls once a week?
Who or what would hit you in the balls once a week?
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#18 - deathbyspoons
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thats pretty much how it works.
#47 - admiralshepard
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#193 to #47 - lustuad [OP]
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#114 - shazmo
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Try testicular torsion, that **** hurts.
#131 to #114 - anon id: ae8d1d77
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I'm not even a guy and I still cringed at that.
#169 to #114 - grimmreaperz
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OMFG WTF!?!?!?! WHY!?!?!?!?!
#254 to #114 - whymewhy
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how the **** do you even get it.
User avatar #262 to #114 - guymandude
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I think I might have this in some form or another. Ever since...holy **** I guess it'd be February of last year, I feel like one of my testicles is in a completely different position than it was for the entire time of my life before that point. It's like one of them is the same as it always was, but the other hangs perpendicular to that (like if one were a piece of paper held longways, and one were a piece of paper held sideways. better representation: look at that image. One of them seems to hang like each picture.)

The thing is, I'm told (and have read) that this condition is extremely painful. Like "get to the emergency room NOW" painful. But on day that I noticed that one was in a weird position, it kinda hurt, and hurt a bit for a few days until I went to a doctor to check it out. I feel like he didn't really believe me or check me thoroughly when I said I thought I had this (don't really blame him if it's supposed to hurt that bad), and he gave me antibiotics for something and I left. Since then I've felt quick, random pains in the one in question every once in a while, but overall I normally don't feel any pain.

Anyone got any idea?
User avatar #277 to #262 - shazmo
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When this happens you have about 24 hours until you lose it forever and the pain is like getting kicked in the balls over and over and over again.
User avatar #281 to #277 - guymandude
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then I figure it couldn't be that... still wondering why it seems like its in such a weird position...
User avatar #282 to #281 - shazmo
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Lupus
User avatar #263 to #114 - xgarthx
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Know I'm not the only one that checked their balls.
#181 to #114 - Naimzorz
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I swear to god I screamed like a 10 year old girl when I saw that picture
#201 to #114 - fuckyouiamcat
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User avatar #138 to #114 - areialview
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I cringe just from looking at that
#170 to #114 - hardongo
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**** no..
#178 to #114 - drainbramage
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#130 to #114 - Spikeydeath
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nnnnoooo thank you
User avatar #137 to #114 - cthumoo
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Some guy in my school got that 'cause he sat on his balls in a weird way... he had to have it removed
#214 to #137 - atma
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he had to... have his testicles removed?
User avatar #218 to #214 - cthumoo
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Oh, only one of them. Guess I didn't specify lol
#220 to #218 - atma
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YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THAT'S ANY BETTER
YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THAT'S ANY BETTER
User avatar #223 to #220 - cthumoo
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I guess, he did get the obligatory Hitler jokes called to him a lot since the accident
User avatar #204 to #137 - womboz
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what school did you go to? this question is completely irrelevant
User avatar #221 to #204 - cthumoo
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a high school somewhere in England
User avatar #278 to #137 - shazmo
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I had my mine saved with surgery
User avatar #280 to #278 - cthumoo
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luck is a wild stallion...
#122 to #114 - kraetyz
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Yo just unscrew that ****!
#120 - sixty
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User avatar #50 - GhandisPimpCane
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to be honest with my girlfriend when she's on her period she is the same maybe some small cramps once in a while and actually more horny. I think its a excuse for some women to have a pity party and have an excuse for everything. some but not all
#64 to #50 - totex
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agreed!.
#53 to #50 - HorriblyCrazy
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Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.   
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.   
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.   
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other ****** stuff.   
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.   
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.   
   
Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.   
   
MONTHS.   
   
oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.   
   
every   
   
single   
   
month.   
   
(typically.)   
   
.gif related.
Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other ****** stuff.
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.

Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.

MONTHS.

oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.

every

single

month.

(typically.)

.gif related.
#162 to #53 - femalealert
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Ugh when I went on birth control mine lasted for five weeks. Thank god mine are not very bad but even then it was just getting excessive. I started getting lightheaded after a couple weeks. Worst part is getting birth control made me go from no cramps or anything to suddenly having bad cramps.
#129 to #53 - anon id: 988541d3
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The worst part is when you wake up in the morning all the blood that had pooled overnight floods out at once and there isn't anything that can handle that big rush of fluid so there is always blood everywhere. Unless you're lucky enough to get really light ones.
User avatar #202 to #129 - lustuad [OP]
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or lucky enough to get preperiod cramping so youre smart enough to just put one on "just in case"
User avatar #59 to #53 - GhandisPimpCane
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ya i completly agree with you I've just known some dramatic women in my life who have used it as an excuse. I know for some it is very serious. Just saying some tend to abuse the situation like people pretending to be war veterans
#60 to #59 - HorriblyCrazy
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I think it's far use when maybe someone gets to skip ahead in a lunch line because she's not feeling well and just needs to go eat right away (especially if they're getting dizzy or lightheaded), or wants to lay down during class and goes to the sick room,  or gets free tea or something. Some girls really do need to sit out of activities, or work somewhere else where they find it easier to focus. They also might just genuinley need to lay down (strategically) on the couch, curled up in a ball, eating chocolate and watching the Breakfast Club.   
Personally, I think it's okay to stay home from school or less serious commitments when a girl is having her period, if she's just having a really really bad day.   
When I first started mine, by brother came home to find me laying face down on the living room floor, half crying, half just letting tears leak from my eyes, and humming with my cat sitting on my back and Fresh Prince reruns on TV; I really did feel like if I moved, I'd collapse in a heap with a migraine serious enough to get the government to allow me to shoot myself in the face to spare myself from suffering.   
It can get really bad, and usually the best idea is to just assume the woman is telling the truth, because you're not in her body and you don't know what she's experiencing.   
   
My teacher lets me make tea in class everyday because he knows I have some anxiety and depression that I'm working through and I never get enough sleep (unrelated to periods).   
To other people, it probably looks really unfair, but they don't know the full story, and he'd do the same for them if they were in my position.   
It's all about percpective.   
   
Some women are just bitches in general, but don't let that cause you to make unfair judgement or assumptions of other women because of it.
I think it's far use when maybe someone gets to skip ahead in a lunch line because she's not feeling well and just needs to go eat right away (especially if they're getting dizzy or lightheaded), or wants to lay down during class and goes to the sick room, or gets free tea or something. Some girls really do need to sit out of activities, or work somewhere else where they find it easier to focus. They also might just genuinley need to lay down (strategically) on the couch, curled up in a ball, eating chocolate and watching the Breakfast Club.
Personally, I think it's okay to stay home from school or less serious commitments when a girl is having her period, if she's just having a really really bad day.
When I first started mine, by brother came home to find me laying face down on the living room floor, half crying, half just letting tears leak from my eyes, and humming with my cat sitting on my back and Fresh Prince reruns on TV; I really did feel like if I moved, I'd collapse in a heap with a migraine serious enough to get the government to allow me to shoot myself in the face to spare myself from suffering.
It can get really bad, and usually the best idea is to just assume the woman is telling the truth, because you're not in her body and you don't know what she's experiencing.

My teacher lets me make tea in class everyday because he knows I have some anxiety and depression that I'm working through and I never get enough sleep (unrelated to periods).
To other people, it probably looks really unfair, but they don't know the full story, and he'd do the same for them if they were in my position.
It's all about percpective.

Some women are just bitches in general, but don't let that cause you to make unfair judgement or assumptions of other women because of it.
User avatar #203 to #60 - lustuad [OP]
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im only faving for the gif...
User avatar #62 to #60 - GhandisPimpCane
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dont worry it hasnt, i hope your problems work out though. I know i had insomnia during high school, may have been due to cutting weight for wrestling but now in college i knock out just fine and have no depression any more. Good luck
User avatar #211 to #62 - HorriblyCrazy
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thanks
User avatar #77 to #53 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account**
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OH QUIT IT ALREADY, how many times have you copy pasted this already?

you have friends, right? so please stop complaining here and talk to them if you have so much problems with your periods.
#43 - thisotherdude
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Out of genuine curiosity how bad is a period really? I know I don't really have any basis to make assumptions here but I get the feeling that a lot of these kind of things over-exaggerate it.

Sorry, deleted the last comment because I wrote puberty instead of period, it's late.
#48 to #43 - anon id: e8b3a774
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Personally, I don't find the actual period that bad... I get some cramps the first day but they easily disappear with some Tylenol... What I hate is having to check for red spots on my ass 24/7 and limited mobility from always wanting to keep my legs together... that's just my experience.
User avatar #58 to #43 - skylerr
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For some girls it is really bad. My best friend gets really bad cramps that sometimes it puts her in tears, and she gets really bitchy because she is in so much pain. But for me my period lasts 3 days and i feel fine, no cramps and no mood swings. It really honestly depends on the girl, but some girls do like to be dramatic about it.
User avatar #196 to #43 - lustuad [OP]
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Some, you hardly notice as far as the pain, but it makes things like moving around hard even if it isnt painful.

you can sneeze and its like Niagara falls.
and then theres just the blood that escapes to where you dont want and then everyone makes fun of you that theres blood everywhere.

women lose a lot of underwear that way .



Mine personally when on BC were not bad at all. Once every four months or longer I would have that one that was like "urk... uncomfortable"
but it lasts a day, and is gone after that usually.

I am unfortunately one of the people who were messed with as a child, so now if I am not on BC, its 6 decibels higher than the pain from a 1inch kidney stone, and 2 decibels above childbirth.

I only know because when they didnt believe I had such debilitating cramps, they sent me to a doctor and stuck these tiny needles into the nerves around that area.
and a thing monitored the intensity of the cramping/pain signals whatever I was 12 I dont remember how it worked.

I only remember how much pain they said it measured.



User avatar #44 to #43 - snakefire
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I've went 22 hours without eating

I assume its like that, only with the shedding of internal flesh involved.
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#183 to #43 - allinall
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Sometimes I cannot physically get out of bed. My cramps are debilitating, and just as soon as I think I can get up and walk around, gravity kicks in and blood spews forth like the Niagra falls from my vagina, so i have to lay back down just so i don't go through a box of tampons in less than an hour, and then eventually the cramps start back and thus the cycle repeats
Sometimes I cannot physically get out of bed. My cramps are debilitating, and just as soon as I think I can get up and walk around, gravity kicks in and blood spews forth like the Niagra falls from my vagina, so i have to lay back down just so i don't go through a box of tampons in less than an hour, and then eventually the cramps start back and thus the cycle repeats
#54 to #43 - HorriblyCrazy
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"Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.    
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.    
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.    
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other ****** stuff.    
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.    
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.    
   
Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.    
   
MONTHS.    
   
oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.    
   
every    
   
single    
   
month.    
   
(typically.)    
   
.gif related."   
   
reposting my comment for you ~
"Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other ****** stuff.
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.

Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.

MONTHS.

oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.

every

single

month.

(typically.)

.gif related."

reposting my comment for you ~
User avatar #57 to #54 - thisotherdude
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So some chicks get really lucky and can breeze through it like almost nothing and others have just had god (the cunt) wail on them with a bad luck bat? Makes sense.
#121 to #57 - anon id: 2c2236ee
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Yep. My friends, most of them, have super easy ones and don't hurt much...

Mine sometimes hurt so much that I throw up. And pass out.
#106 - limb
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anyone got the original?
anyone got the original?
User avatar #98 - dissectedtesticle
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can somebody, ANYBODY, please find anything remotely funny in this?
User avatar #99 to #98 - CrashingSea
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I can, quite easily in fact.
User avatar #191 to #99 - lustuad [OP]
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username crashingsea

period post

*snort*
User avatar #268 to #191 - CrashingSea
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perhaps I'm just a tad bit oblivious but I'm not making the connection...
User avatar #270 to #268 - lustuad [OP]
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have you ever heard the term "parting the red sea"
User avatar #276 to #270 - CrashingSea
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lol ok, I got the connection now, thank you. and also thank you for replying politely!
User avatar #101 to #99 - dissectedtesticle
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i didn't phrase that right.
let me try again.
Can anybody please tell me why FunnyJunk enjoys redundant posts that are basically reposts just with different representations?
User avatar #102 to #101 - CrashingSea
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because not everyone has seen everything on the internet and some people can find funny in content such as this as well as enjoying a joke that they see again. it's not hard really, you're just nitpicking.
User avatar #104 to #102 - dissectedtesticle
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oh, yes, i guess you can see it from that point of view.
#27 - nooneofinterest
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**nooneofinterest rolled a random image posted in comment #129 at Poke comp ** MFW
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User avatar #12 - smokedmeatlog
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Im a guy and i feel no sympathy for girls on their period. Almost every girl in history has gotten them, so no one cares if yours hurts a little. I think it makes up for the fact that guys have balls outside their body 24/7, however, i will give you the pregnancy part.
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#17 to #15 - theguythatisnotyou
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I am honestly not trying to start anything here, but puberty "typically" ends at about age 22 for both sexes. Periods only start to occur at the start of puberty. Puberty is defined (I'm paraphrasing here) "The beginning of the ability to reproduce." Menopause is the end of being able to reproduce.
User avatar #19 to #15 - theoriginaltyson
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Puberty lasts 4-6 years
#49 to #15 - anon id: bfa749f6
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Puberty only lasts 4-6 years you stupid dingly dang.
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User avatar #29 to #16 - Anemophobia
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Puberty for guys doesn't really bring pain to them it just makes them hairier, bigger and horny for most of the day. So guys are like "idgaf" when puberty happens
User avatar #56 to #12 - HorriblyCrazy
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"Hormone levels and severity of cramps (etc) vary from person to person.
Some women need to take iron supplements to stop from fainting or becoming anemic. Others need to go to extreme measures to deal with mind-shattering cramps that can hurt enough to make them vomit, or faint.
Birth control pills help with many of these problems, but may carry unpleasant side effects on their own, like weight gain and health problems. Usually these are minimal at best, but weight gain can be 20-30lbs for some women, and the pill may cause heart problems, stroke, or more.
Periods can also cause womens boobs to be extremely tender, their backs to hurt, and a bunch of other ****** stuff.
Luckily for some women, cramps stop after childbirth, though for some women they worsen, or are simply never a problem.
It's all genetics and luck, and either way, it's not a healthy process. Tampons and pads have chemicals in the from the manufacturing process, blood is EVERYWHERE, you probably have to sleep differently to avoid waking up in the red sea, and tampons can actually extend a woman's period by 1-3 days.

Oh, and some women's periods can last for months at a time.

MONTHS.

oh, and the hormones that make some women bitchy, or happy, or crazy horny, can also cause women to be suicidal.

every

single

month.

(typically.) "
#135 to #12 - anon id: 988541d3
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One time my period lasted 2 1/2 months.

And it'd clot. So sometimes when I went to the bathroom a big clot of blood would plop out. It was like jellied blood. The biggest one had to be at least six inches long and it fell on the floor. And for a little bit the blood turned brown and rotted as it came out. So it smelled and looked disgusting.

Of course, because of the clotting I had to give up tampons, which pretty much started looking like giant jellied popsicles when I pulled them out. But it was good because once the blood started rotting the tampon would've given me Toxic shock syndrome. Which I was in danger for anyways if I didn't change it roughly every three or four hours. As if they'd last that long.

The worst part was that the hormones made me SUPER horny, but I couldn't orgasm without at least a cup of blood, liquid and jellied, spewing out of me vag like my own rocket propulsion.

But yeah, completely natural, so I shouldn't bitch, right?
User avatar #215 to #135 - coolcalx
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that's... the grossest thing I've ever read/heard/seen in my entire life.
#257 to #215 - anon id: 988541d3
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And it wasn't even your vag the fetted jellied blood was spewing from, was it?

One night I sneezed without protection on and it nearly splurted on the wall.
User avatar #284 to #257 - coolcalx
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what the ****. wear some pants.
#286 to #284 - anon id: 988541d3
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Why? They'd just get covered in blood and be ruined anyways.

Vaginas are gross.
#144 to #12 - anon id: 39cd1f38
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Just saying, period cramps can be mild at times, or it literally feels like someone shoved a knife in your stomach. Sometimes you can't even sit down properly, and women don't tend to want to let their friends know that it's that time of the month, so they hide it and doing that just makes it even harder to deal with. We're constantly running to the bathroom and praying that the blood doesn't leak through our pants, and also worrying when we're off our periods when it's going to come. We end up getting them at night a lot and wrecking sheets and underwear and pants all the time. And plus, that **** is ******* disgusting. It feels gross. It's just bloody hell every single month. Though I tend to get mine every other month, but it's still a load of horse ****.
But yeah, I probably shouldn't complain. Because guys have to have their balls outside their body
#28 to #12 - Anemophobia
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>Almost every girl in history has gotten them, so no one cares if yours hurts a little.
>Almost every girl in history has gotten them
>almost every girl
User avatar #32 to #28 - georgeojffs
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Some girls don't get the period at all..
User avatar #14 to #12 - codyxvasco
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Dude, you will NEVER understand how bad periods are. They just blow. It doesn't matter how long they've been going on for, they're just god awful. You can't honestly say you don't have sympathy for them without ever having one.
#20 to #14 - anonefgtwo
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Oh man a little pain once a month for all the ******* benefits being a woman gives you from all the ****** liberals and feminazis out there?
#30 to #20 - waffie
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implying reasonable women abuse benefits from being of the fairer sex
#33 to #30 - anonefgtwo
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That's the thing, women aren't reasonable. 95% of them will abuse it in some way or another
User avatar #36 to #33 - coolcalx
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guize

hey guize

guize

if I just make up numbers, my statements become facts.

srsly.
User avatar #152 to #33 - fuckingkeelin
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you've never actually talked to a girl have you?
#153 to #152 - anonefgtwo
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You are just some ****** internet whiteknight that thinks that by defending girls on the internet you'll get your dick sucked like a ******* 14 year old retard
User avatar #156 to #153 - fuckingkeelin
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hahahaha no.. i am not defending women in any way but you are being completely ignorant..
"That's the thing, women aren't reasonable. 95% of them will abuse it in some way or another"
just because you will die a lonely, woman-hating virgin doesn't mean you should pull completely ridiculous statistics out of your ass.. you can throw your hopes of getting a blowjob any time soon if you go through life with that perspective..
#157 to #156 - anonefgtwo
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Try as you might to deny it, you are being a whiteknighting little faggot who will complain about getting 'friendzoned' or some **** when you're just a stupid ugly ****
#158 to #157 - fuckingkeelin
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i'm a girl.. your argument is invalid..
i'm a girl.. your argument is invalid..
#159 to #158 - anonefgtwo
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Oh wow, that makes it even better, you ARE just being a stupid cunt! What a surprise! A girl is ******* stupid oh wow!
#165 to #159 - fuckingkeelin
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#172 to #165 - anonefgtwo
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Oh, let me guess. You're also pro feminism and you are a ******* but you call yourself 'big boned' or some ****.
User avatar #175 to #172 - fuckingkeelin
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nope
#177 to #175 - anonefgtwo
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Oh hey, looks like I guessed right! Seriously though, fat people are the scum of this world, if you are fat please understand that you should die or lose weight, thanks
#179 to #177 - fuckingkeelin
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you are so desperate for a reaction lol
you are so desperate for a reaction lol
#180 to #179 - anonefgtwo
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Not even, its the truth. You've proved you're a disgusting fat cunt, so the only appropriate course of action is to tell you to **** off
User avatar #82 - Lilstow
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Why does funnyjunk like listening to women bitch about their periods?
User avatar #85 to #82 - WastedDrudge
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because it's funny?
User avatar #86 to #85 - Lilstow
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No it isn't.
There are a million ******* drawings on the internet of women describing what they think their period is like.
It's not funny if it's been done a million times before.
These cunts need to learn some creativity and originality.
User avatar #108 to #86 - WastedDrudge
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You need to spend less time on the internet son.
#190 to #86 - rotucex
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Yeah, I just wanted to say that I agree with you
I just don't understand how in the bloody bananas are those posts funny
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#95 to #82 - huntergriff
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because
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User avatar #206 to #205 - lustuad [OP]
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I love that the only time men complain about bloody meat is when its a vagina.
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#247 to #206 - whymewhy
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if i can walk through mud i can **** through blood, i don't complain just don't expect me to chow down
#68 - fukyeahraptorr
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good to be a male
User avatar #69 to #68 - thirdjess
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And/or a skinny bitch female with nonexistant cramps and ridiculous amounts of confidence.
#74 to #69 - fukyeahraptorr
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omg a girl! you better hide...hide before the virgins find you!
hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands cuz they're rapin' errybody in here.
User avatar #112 to #74 - thirdjess
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Virgin myself mate, and I don't mind it!
#116 to #112 - fukyeahraptorr
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dammit you! dont ruin my bad jokes!
User avatar #117 to #116 - thirdjess
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Haha
User avatar #73 to #69 - secretdestroyers
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Or a pregnant woman....they don't have to deal with periods for a little while!
User avatar #113 to #73 - thirdjess
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True, but they have to deal with ridiculous mood swings, weight gain and bodily aches for months, and then they have a child. Which I do not! Hoorah!
#72 to #69 - zombiealah
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User avatar #115 to #72 - thirdjess
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I bet you don't even know the meaning behind "No girls on the internet", do you buddy?
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