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User avatar #280 - capslockrage ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
I like women like I like my french fries.


WIth a cock.
User avatar #284 to #280 - vwanyama (05/14/2013) [-]
I like women like i like my Mcdonalds.

I have to pay for it.
#14 to #7 - frogmum (05/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #114 to #35 - playercz (05/14/2013) [-]
what is that pic for ants ?

hey, captain, bring here a picture with better resolution so i can say that was funny or junk !

thanks!
#180 to #114 - notstill (05/14/2013) [-]
ask and ye shall receive
#143 - dwarfman (05/14/2013) [-]
Fat is not beautiful. I didn't lose 75lbs because I was sodding bullied, I wanted to live past 35! Stop stuff your face with 3,200 calories a day and you won't be large!
User avatar #171 - noopis (05/14/2013) [-]
I think it's pretty stupid how now it's bad to make fun of fat people because it's mean, but it's socially acceptable to make skinny people feel like **** . Some of us have a high metabolism, we can't just eat a hamburger and gain weight. We have unrealistic standards when it comes to body image, girls have to be fat in certain places, and skinny in other places, the only way to meet these standards is with photoshop or plastic surgery. It's not as bad for guys but we're still expected to look like Abercrombie & Fitch models. Regardless of your body image society will never be satisfied. If you're ugly, people will be nice to you for the wrong reasons it's not socially acceptable to make fun of ugly people that **** will ruin your reputation. If you're hot people will call you ugly, and assume you're a conceited ******* /bitch, but they'll still try to have sex with you. We're hypocrites, we have this stigma towards the skinny folks but we go around preaching about how body image doesn't matter that it's what's on the inside that counts. I just want to become Bane's size so I can rip people's heads off.
User avatar #194 to #171 - thezillis (05/14/2013) [-]
As a fat guy, I think its fine to mock fat people, skinny people, or whoever. No one should be exempt from mocking, except like war veterans and cancer patients or whatever.
User avatar #303 to #194 - noopis (05/14/2013) [-]
I agree, I hate when people become the moral police when you make a joke about ******* , but they go around making jokes about black people. Nobody should have the right to never be offended.
#283 - vwanyama (05/14/2013) [-]
I love skinny girls. Hayley Williams being a prime example of perfection.

Also like curvy girls too... but alot of fat girls think they are curvy but they're just obese.
User avatar #1 - hitero (05/13/2013) [-]
I hate bones, but the curve shouldn't be 2.75 Kilometers long.
User avatar #4 to #1 - TheFreak (05/13/2013) [-]
I quite insist upon bones, otherwise the woman gets all floppy.
User avatar #5 to #4 - hitero (05/13/2013) [-]
When i say bones, i mean the ones that look like they would break if you ****** them.
User avatar #6 to #5 - TheFreak (05/13/2013) [-]
That is the joke.
User avatar #9 to #1 - sketchysketchist (05/14/2013) [-]
Get them while they're bones and marry them.
They're going to get fat afterwords anyway, so might as well start off to a low point.
#216 - mountaintroll (05/14/2013) [-]
Can't handle dem curves.
User avatar #163 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
"Real men want curves" No, they don't, they want something that they can stick their willy in without them getting crushed by your fat ass. I wouldn't mind if two overweight people love each other, but when a whale says **** like that, I think of it as being too lazy or stubborn to work out so more normal-weight men find them attractive.
User avatar #196 to #163 - thezillis (05/14/2013) [-]
Real men DO want curves, we just don't want rolls. The only people who brag about their curves are superfat girls, and it bugs the **** outta me.
User avatar #304 to #196 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh, didn't know the difference at first. But yeah, I see what you mean.
#209 - zombiesexsymbol (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh crap, here comes the tidal wave of internet arguments.
Oh crap, here comes the tidal wave of internet arguments.
User avatar #221 to #209 - bitchplzzz (05/14/2013) [-]
Pie is better than waffles
#186 - sausageskin (05/14/2013) [-]
While i agree "big" girls can look pretty, i still have some reserves when it comes to picking up girls...the picking up being the important thing to note, if they look too heavy to pick up, its a no go. This ride has weight restrictions.   
   
That being said, I certainly don't find girls with a bad case of Auschwitz attractive either.   
   
.gif unrelated, but rarely used.
While i agree "big" girls can look pretty, i still have some reserves when it comes to picking up girls...the picking up being the important thing to note, if they look too heavy to pick up, its a no go. This ride has weight restrictions.

That being said, I certainly don't find girls with a bad case of Auschwitz attractive either.

.gif unrelated, but rarely used.
#124 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
REAL MEN HAVE A Y CHROMOSOME
#200 to #124 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Real men have two Y chromosomes and a pair of chainsaws instead of lungs
#239 - koalasonfire (05/14/2013) [-]
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?   
   
A woman.
What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.
#206 - shishiko **User deleted account** (05/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #213 to #206 - fapjedi (05/14/2013) [-]
Yeah... he got a point.
#301 - tomliboo (05/14/2013) [-]
I have a solution
#12 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
I honestly think girls with a bit of chubbyness on their body is actually kinda hot.
User avatar #55 - thirdjess (05/14/2013) [-]
OATH! So sick of people posting this **** on facebook.
#259 - mikaelkid (05/14/2013) [-]
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at That Personality **   
   
   
mfw bitches
**mikaelkid rolled a random image posted in comment #104 at That Personality **


mfw bitches
User avatar #160 - bandoslootshare (05/14/2013) [-]
there's only a small region in between "Fit" and "eating healthy" where you can call it "curves", most woman however, widen the range past "fat" "fatass" and "giga fat"
User avatar #13 - psychopsychedelic (05/14/2013) [-]
So long as they're as thin or thinner than me, I'm good.

I always find it awkward when the girl is bigger than the guy.....
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