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#124 - arthurmitchell
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(05/13/2013) [-]
MFW I'm also a lifeguard, but work at a pool in a retirement community where the old folks are really friendly and only come to sunbathe and read
MFW I'm also a lifeguard, but work at a pool in a retirement community where the old folks are really friendly and only come to sunbathe and read
#126 to #124 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
....do you **** the old ladies?
#90 - thekarmacharger
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(05/13/2013) [-]
When the picture started to move I was genuinely terrified.
#11 - mkchillin ONLINE
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(05/12/2013) [-]
non white people ruin everything
#20 to #11 - thelegitsuperfurry
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Pssst
A better way to say that is lower class, or to be even more specific, minorities.
#151 - wersand
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Holy ****, a group of kids would come to my pool every Saturday when I worked there two years ago. They would always would make lots of noise and run on the pull deck.

So naturally I would be a bit sterner with them than I would be the kids who were walking and not making dicks of themselves. And this burly ************ had the nerve to tell me that I didn't know that these kids have been through and to tell me that I was racist.

I had never before in my life been accused of being racist, but the thing that pissed me off was that he had no ******* idea what my life was like either.

I grew up in a divorced family and lived with my single mom throughout most of my life, she would have new boyfriends all the time, some violent and 1-2 that even had the nerve to assault my sister and brother. It's a shame I was the type of kid I was, because I wish that I would have been the type to snap, because I would killed of them. My blood boils just thinking of it.
My mom did the best she could... I guess, one of my brothers still hates her to this day because he thinks she was the ********* mom a person could have.

The only meal I got most days was from the school, thank God for public welfare. And also **** you if you think people shouldn't get welfare when you don't know what it's like to live without food. I've lived that ****. Those kids have no good ************* excuse to not follow simple rules at a pool.

The white kids don't get to run at the pull mother ******, and neither will your kids.

Sorry for my rant, but Jesus Christ I hate that asshole.
#152 to #151 - bubblesthefishlulz
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I grew up in a drug house(crack if your wondering). drug addicts there everyday. ive been through 4 raids in my lifetime and im only 16. i kinda feel your pain. :(
#153 to #152 - wersand
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Just the nerve of someone telling someone else "You don't know what they've been through." Almost everyone has a story to tell.
#154 to #153 - bubblesthefishlulz
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Damn straight! my grandparents were the ones doing the drugs and they got busted and they are just now getting out of prison like 6 years later
#156 to #154 - wersand
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(05/13/2013) [-]
After I graduate college and have more time, I actually plan on writing a book about my life. I've been collecting the memories of my brothers and sisters to see their side of the experiences as well. Especially since I was of the mind to just try my best to ignore a lot of it. Most of my childhood was spent pretending nothing was going on in my room.
#158 to #156 - bubblesthefishlulz
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(05/13/2013) [-]
thats an awesome idea. i do the same thing, sit in my room and read and pretend that i dont have a ****** family
#155 to #154 - bubblesthefishlulz
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(05/13/2013) [-]
it ******* sucks i cant wait till i get out of her and go to college
#157 to #155 - wersand
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Yea, I've got one more year of college. I go to Berea college, if your family is kinda poor, I'd look into it. It's a work study and you won't leave with much debt. I think I'm going to leave with 5k. and It's a great university.
#159 to #157 - bubblesthefishlulz
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(05/13/2013) [-]
cool thanks for the info. im actually thinking of going to this art school. i want to be an artist ora fashion designer
#161 to #159 - wersand
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(05/13/2013) [-]
No problem, I'm not entirely sure how good our Art department is, but the one art major I know well seems to be doing well her post-bach program.
#108 - soopergrover
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(05/13/2013) [-]
This was kind of a bad post in general, and I have no idea how it got front page because I personally found it dumb. That's obviously just my opinion, but...

I'm not even black and that picture is kind of ****** up. Like no white kids are loud or disrespectful? It isn't "black kids", it's a majority of disrespectful brats nowadays.
#117 to #108 - trimageryan
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(05/13/2013) [-]
It got the frontpage because a majority of Funnyjunk is now young teens who find anything racist to be amusing. It's only going to get worse once summer vacation starts for these kids too. Mark my words, it'll be nothing but terrible memes, the word ****** and general crap like that soon enough.
#89 - Yojimbo
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(05/13/2013) [-]
OP thinks there are too many minoritehs in his water park
#78 - flaggerfighter
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I work as a lifeguard as well. Those little ******** never ******* listen. I work at a waterpark too and we have camps come in. This one camp comes in with about 150 of them in a day. I remember the first time they came when i worked their, my boss came up to mae a said"camp ....... is coming today, so expect 150 little ******* in the (lazy) river today" nd walked away.
#79 to #78 - majortomcomics
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(05/13/2013) [-]
In California, I'm guessing?
#81 to #79 - flaggerfighter
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(05/13/2013) [-]
florida actually
#84 to #81 - majortomcomics
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(05/13/2013) [-]
AW! Close enough, both have egotistical douche bags and the majority of both populations are obnoxious.
#87 to #84 - flaggerfighter
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(05/13/2013) [-]
exactly. I'm actually taking full 15 credit summers just to get out a yer or so earlier. ******* hate it here.
#93 to #87 - majortomcomics
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I don't blame you. From what I hear, it is the California of the East Coast. Good luck and I hope you have a good time outside of Florida where hopefully you can find intellectuals.
#95 to #93 - flaggerfighter
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(05/13/2013) [-]
thanks, and I hope you get to wherever you wish to be as well
#33 - ribar
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(05/12/2013) [-]
last year i was a beach life guard and there was a group of Indian people that were mostly dressed in business attire that full on rushed into the water yelling and screaming as we were leaving, they just started throwing water in the air and playing completely clothed. im still dumbfounded by it to this day.
#2 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
i wanna go swimming this summer but my city doesn't have a decent public pools
#7 to #2 - IAmManbearpig
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(05/12/2013) [-]
must suck to live in a city, I just go to a lake with no rules and no lifeguards.
believe it or not, no one has died yet.
#40 to #7 - savirleo
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(05/13/2013) [-]
What about the lifeguard?
#139 - Vpirate
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I freaked out when the gif loaded and I realized it was a gif
#76 - nachobeldavid
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(05/13/2013) [-]
When ever any black person pulls out the race card, all you have to say is, "You only say that because I'm white!"
#14 - anon
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(05/12/2013) [-]
geez people are always generalizing and judging people as a whole.
if you're gunna judge people, judge them separately. just because some certain people of a certain background are loud noisy obnoxious doesn't mean they're all like that.
sometimes i think that my area is full of white racist chavs but then i remember to not generalize.
#45 to #14 - ragingcacti
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I used to think that way, but then I moved to Orlando. Every... single... bad.... stereotype.... is.... true....
#19 to #14 - thelegitsuperfurry
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(05/12/2013) [-]
"Generally"
He didn't say all of them.
#150 - Xyhpon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
There are too many minorities (minorities)
At my water park (my water park).
#134 - DontDeleteMeAgain
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(05/13/2013) [-]
as a lifeguard at an expensive hotel, my experience leads me to believe its not based on race, but more the size of the groups and the origins of the groups. For instance inner city struggling families given free water passes or sports groups, regardless of race tend to be the most roudy and disruptive, usually causing trouble intentially for the lifeguards.
#132 - rakuraimasuta
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I hate the mexican and white trash kids that come to the pool I work at because they are ******* stupid.

MFW when they do stupid ****
#99 - tyroneisanigger
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#83 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
As seen on reddit.
#44 - anon
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Let the ****** drown a bit, then save them. You should be happier than a kkk member at a black only beach party.
#32 - fantomen
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(05/12/2013) [-]
No black people can swim. It's physically impossible for them.
#22 - spawnconnery
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Naggers