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#100 - Ken M (05/14/2013) [-]
User avatar #95 - pepemex (05/13/2013) [-]
**pepemex rolls 632** If trips I get golden text
#85 - Ken M (05/13/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#74 - ahjay (05/13/2013) [-]
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#73 - mrspartanman (05/13/2013) [-]
My friend has a phobia of blowjobs.
Mainly because he thinks a girl will bite his dick off.
Pic irrelevant.
#60 - arizonastar (05/13/2013) [-]
Job pays good you guys
#55 - eatchickendaily (05/13/2013) [-]
**eatchickendaily rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Supernatural. ** MFW my name is Patrick
**eatchickendaily rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Supernatural. ** MFW my name is Patrick
User avatar #50 - biggrand (05/13/2013) [-]
when third graders asked you what 1x1 was in second grade. . .
#38 - urbemarmis (05/13/2013) [-]
dude how is that funny even back then when theyre 7?
#29 - Ken M (05/13/2013) [-]
MY DICK IS FIVE NORWEGIAN INCHES IN THE UNITED STATES OF ISLAMIC TAIWAN
User avatar #25 - dasterdlygentleman (05/12/2013) [-]
so i was talkin to this guy on xbox, names Kingofshadows86 or something, and apparently this situation happened to him, and when they asked him if he wanted them to give him a blowjob, he tried to act tough or whatevever, and replied with "I'll give YOU a blowjob!"
User avatar #24 - dashgamer (05/12/2013) [-]
When I was a kid, other kids wouldn't tell me what the word hump meant. I asked and they just moved their hips. Being completely ignorant of sex, I mimicked them and for their entertainment humped various things. I ended up humping a wall for ten minutes thinking they were laughing with me...
User avatar #23 - jurple (05/12/2013) [-]
o.p: and that kids is how your good old grampy got molested.
#22 - iamphoenix (05/12/2013) [-]
You disappoint me with your...repost, OP.
User avatar #17 - buriedstpatrick (05/12/2013) [-]
Thumbs up for your fantastic name.

All of the homo.
#16 - theblargypargler (05/12/2013) [-]
I get that this guy's 7, but would anybody think they could get paid for blowing a twirler?
#15 - Ken M (05/12/2013) [-]
And then he *********** both of them.
#7 - Ken M (05/12/2013) [-]
ok, then you can laugh at these retards and call them faggots for offering to suck your dick
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