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#200 - awildniglet (05/11/2013) [-]
"It was my privilege"
#194 - tenthdivine (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Please let this one be the last one...
User avatar #172 - stanislaw (05/11/2013) [-]
wow that was a **** story, and so obviously fake, this guy is outta ideas
User avatar #158 - maskedhippo (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I seriously thought she was going to turn out to be a cat.
User avatar #157 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
the chances of this story actually happening are about the same as a ****** graduating college
User avatar #155 - yohny (05/11/2013) [-]
i expected that it will turn out she is microwave or something...
User avatar #310 - chuca (05/15/2013) [-]
a story with no weird ass sht ruining your day? Like i was expecting her to whip out a dick at some point, but now i have to go ********** ...
User avatar #276 - roderick (05/13/2013) [-]
That was a McWin dude.
#258 - copyhat (05/11/2013) [-]
I guess you're kind of a big deal in the Mac D world.

Do you have many leather bound books and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?
#246 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
Still beta, fat glasses, nothing special, gets a 8/10... ********
User avatar #222 - domycatdaddy (05/11/2013) [-]
>"Nothing gets the ladies moist like ron burgandy" Ahahahaha
I love these mcdisasters stories
#218 - jorjebicboi (05/11/2013) [-]
this is made for /b/, wrong website bro... still sounds like an epic win nonetheless
this is made for /b/, wrong website bro... still sounds like an epic win nonetheless
User avatar #206 - smoothmcgroove (05/11/2013) [-]
'Cause you know, that totally happened
User avatar #192 - Pharonix (05/11/2013) [-]
Looks like she really liked his 'special sauce'
User avatar #176 - Lintutu (05/11/2013) [-]
I JUST subscribed to you...but this story was a huge let down
#149 - thisshitisgreat (05/11/2013) [-]
I was so sure that it would end up being a cat. (Hissing, back up like shes in heat, her name is Kitty, she was rubbing on his leg)
User avatar #143 - majormoron (05/11/2013) [-]
yep, there's always that one line that makes me lose it.

>go go gadget boner

yep. My Sides are the US's new satellite now.
User avatar #83 - mrpootkins (05/11/2013) [-]
After reading all of these, I have ti agree with the others.. finally, you got ****** in the proper manner. kudos
#80 - Sinless (05/11/2013) [-]
i want to believe
i want to believe
User avatar #29 - ryanfitzy (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
inb4 this is his wife and the mother of his kids lol.
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