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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #251 - Scorchtwentyfour
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. But the beginning part was not believable.
User avatar #310 - chuca
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(05/15/2013) [-]
a story with no weird ass sht ruining your day? Like i was expecting her to whip out a dick at some point, but now i have to go masturbate...
User avatar #276 - roderick
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(05/13/2013) [-]
That was a McWin dude.
#258 - copyhat
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I guess you're kind of a big deal in the Mac D world.

Do you have many leather bound books and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?
User avatar #222 - domycatdaddy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
>"Nothing gets the ladies moist like ron burgandy" Ahahahaha
I love these mcdisasters stories
#218 - jorjebicboi
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(05/11/2013) [-]
this is made for /b/, wrong website bro... still sounds like an epic win nonetheless
this is made for /b/, wrong website bro... still sounds like an epic win nonetheless
User avatar #206 - smoothmcgroove
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(05/11/2013) [-]
'Cause you know, that totally happened
User avatar #192 - Pharonix
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Looks like she really liked his 'special sauce'
User avatar #176 - Lintutu
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I JUST subscribed to you...but this story was a huge let down
#149 - thisshitisgreat
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I was so sure that it would end up being a cat. (Hissing, back up like shes in heat, her name is Kitty, she was rubbing on his leg)
User avatar #143 - majormoron
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(05/11/2013) [-]
yep, there's always that one line that makes me lose it.

>go go gadget boner

yep. My Sides are the US's new satellite now.
#132 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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(05/11/2013) [-]
What OP thought after that happened.
What OP thought after that happened.
User avatar #131 - thedungeonmaster
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(05/11/2013) [-]
For some reason I've pictured you as good looking. Like the hero of mcdonalds or something. Now that you've said you're fat I have to change the scenario in my mind when reading these.
User avatar #134 to #131 - bigbeaufort
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I always pictured young solid snake
#96 - mikemont
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(05/11/2013) [-]
....but I can't
User avatar #83 - mrpootkins
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(05/11/2013) [-]
After reading all of these, I have ti agree with the others.. finally, you got ****** in the proper manner. kudos
#80 - Sinless
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i want to believe
i want to believe
User avatar #29 - ryanfitzy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
inb4 this is his wife and the mother of his kids lol.
User avatar #30 to #29 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/11/2013) [-]
no, this chick was ******** crazy
User avatar #31 to #30 - ryanfitzy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Ah, I scrolled down and read after I post it was short-lived. Looking forward to #21. Dude btw, I love this ****, you need to turn your stories into a Comic or something, these are GOLD!
#32 to #31 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/11/2013) [-]
alas, if i only knew how to draw...or had hands...
User avatar #267 to #30 - cormy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
So then, is this true or not? There have been a few comments regarding the last line in this post as it was also the last line in some 4chan story that was similar in some.
It's okay you can tell me, no one ventures this far into the comments section and there's just an hour or two left of front page stardom right?
User avatar #203 - douevensax
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"shticks her tongue in my mouth"
The lightbulb is Sean Connery.
#23 - ringrong
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(05/10/2013) [-]
:D
#4 - turtletroll
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Don`t stop making these ever