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#311 - trollchildxy
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
#310 - chuca
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(05/15/2013) [-]
a story with no weird ass sht ruining your day? Like i was expecting her to whip out a dick at some point, but now i have to go masturbate...
#276 - roderick
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(05/13/2013) [-]
That was a McWin dude.
#258 - copyhat
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I guess you're kind of a big deal in the Mac D world.

Do you have many leather bound books and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?
#222 - domycatdaddy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
>"Nothing gets the ladies moist like ron burgandy" Ahahahaha
I love these mcdisasters stories
#218 - jorjebicboi
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(05/11/2013) [-]
this is made for /b/, wrong website bro... still sounds like an epic win nonetheless
this is made for /b/, wrong website bro... still sounds like an epic win nonetheless
#206 - smoothmcgroove
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(05/11/2013) [-]
'Cause you know, that totally happened
#192 - Pharonix
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Looks like she really liked his 'special sauce'
#176 - Lintutu
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I JUST subscribed to you...but this story was a huge let down
#149 - thisshitisgreat
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I was so sure that it would end up being a cat. (Hissing, back up like shes in heat, her name is Kitty, she was rubbing on his leg)
#143 - majormoron
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(05/11/2013) [-]
yep, there's always that one line that makes me lose it.

>go go gadget boner

yep. My Sides are the US's new satellite now.
#132 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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(05/11/2013) [-]
What OP thought after that happened.
What OP thought after that happened.
#131 - thedungeonmaster
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(05/11/2013) [-]
For some reason I've pictured you as good looking. Like the hero of mcdonalds or something. Now that you've said you're fat I have to change the scenario in my mind when reading these.
#134 to #131 - bigbeaufort
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I always pictured young solid snake
#96 - mikemont
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(05/11/2013) [-]
....but I can't
#83 - mrpootkins
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(05/11/2013) [-]
After reading all of these, I have ti agree with the others.. finally, you got ****** in the proper manner. kudos
#80 - Sinless
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i want to believe
i want to believe
#29 - ryanfitzy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
inb4 this is his wife and the mother of his kids lol.
#30 to #29 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/11/2013) [-]
no, this chick was ******** crazy
#31 to #30 - ryanfitzy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Ah, I scrolled down and read after I post it was short-lived. Looking forward to #21. Dude btw, I love this ****, you need to turn your stories into a Comic or something, these are GOLD!
#32 to #31 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/11/2013) [-]
alas, if i only knew how to draw...or had hands...
#267 to #30 - cormy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
So then, is this true or not? There have been a few comments regarding the last line in this post as it was also the last line in some 4chan story that was similar in some.
It's okay you can tell me, no one ventures this far into the comments section and there's just an hour or two left of front page stardom right?
#168 - ablt
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I thought there was going to be a joke at the end
#169 to #168 - anon
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Nope. Just another made-up story.
#167 - cazabrow
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"Never work with someone you're *******"

Because given the chance people on Funnyjunk would heed that advice.
#118 - detram **User deleted account**
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#288 to #118 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/13/2013) [-]
actually, the /b/ threads all end in 'it was my privilege.' wish that's what i would have said now.
#299 to #288 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/13/2013) [-]
here, see for yourself.