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User avatar #98 - lazypaul (05/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Whats so special about being 6' tall?
User avatar #310 - chuca (05/15/2013) [-]
a story with no weird ass sht ruining your day? Like i was expecting her to whip out a dick at some point, but now i have to go masturbate...
User avatar #276 - roderick (05/13/2013) [-]
That was a McWin dude.
#258 - copyhat (05/11/2013) [-]
I guess you're kind of a big deal in the Mac D world.

Do you have many leather bound books and does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?
User avatar #222 - domycatdaddy (05/11/2013) [-]
>"Nothing gets the ladies moist like ron burgandy" Ahahahaha
I love these mcdisasters stories
#218 - jorjebicboi (05/11/2013) [-]
this is made for /b/, wrong website bro... still sounds like an epic win nonetheless
this is made for /b/, wrong website bro... still sounds like an epic win nonetheless
User avatar #206 - smoothmcgroove (05/11/2013) [-]
'Cause you know, that totally happened
User avatar #192 - Pharonix (05/11/2013) [-]
Looks like she really liked his 'special sauce'
User avatar #176 - Lintutu (05/11/2013) [-]
I JUST subscribed to you...but this story was a huge let down
#149 - thisshitisgreat (05/11/2013) [-]
I was so sure that it would end up being a cat. (Hissing, back up like shes in heat, her name is Kitty, she was rubbing on his leg)
User avatar #143 - majormoron (05/11/2013) [-]
yep, there's always that one line that makes me lose it.

>go go gadget boner

yep. My Sides are the US's new satellite now.
#132 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
What OP thought after that happened.
What OP thought after that happened.
User avatar #131 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For some reason I've pictured you as good looking. Like the hero of mcdonalds or something. Now that you've said you're fat I have to change the scenario in my mind when reading these.
#96 - mikemont (05/11/2013) [-]
....but I can't
User avatar #83 - mrpootkins (05/11/2013) [-]
After reading all of these, I have ti agree with the others.. finally, you got ****** in the proper manner. kudos
#80 - Sinless (05/11/2013) [-]
i want to believe
i want to believe
User avatar #29 - ryanfitzy (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
inb4 this is his wife and the mother of his kids lol.
User avatar #203 - douevensax (05/11/2013) [-]
"shticks her tongue in my mouth"
The lightbulb is Sean Connery.
#178 - stallwallwriter (05/11/2013) [-]
I don't know why this line made me giggle, but it did.
User avatar #168 - ablt (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I thought there was going to be a joke at the end
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