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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#314 - intestines
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(05/16/2013) [-]
For the record, you are a ******* GOD when it comes to storytelling. But this one seems a little...exaggerated...
User avatar #274 - ohp
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(05/12/2013) [-]
More like McWin
User avatar #100 - drainbramage
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(05/11/2013) [-]
***** this ain't a McDisaster, this is you bragging about how you got laid by a McDonalds chick.
User avatar #111 to #100 - tacobadger
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(05/11/2013) [-]
it was a disaster for her
#89 - wesergold
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I want to read funny mc Ds stories and not this made up beta ********...
#311 - trollchildxy
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
#305 - jordanface
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(05/14/2013) [-]
lost it at .mp3 these things are too funny
#244 - returnofarjay
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(05/11/2013) [-]
As much as I love these stories, I can't help but feel like they're ********. I've worked at McDonald's for 6 months now, right in the middle of Hicktown, USA. Never has something as extreme as his stories has ever happened. Yeah, I have stories, but nothing like this.
User avatar #262 to #244 - cormy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
His stories span years I believe.
Keep working, your horny catgirl awaits!
User avatar #268 to #262 - returnofarjay
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Oh god I hope so!
#243 - trollinatortwo
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I swear this got more and more ********** haha I love how he says 'fat, glasses, nothing special BUT I WAS 6 FOOT SO SHE IMMEDIATELY WANTED THE D' seems legit
#253 to #243 - derekowns
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(05/11/2013) [-]
yep. you look alot different to a girl when shes a foot or more shorter then you
User avatar #236 - basicargentinian
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(05/11/2013) [-]
a) nice
b) I don't understand why I find more believable the stories of truckers jet propelling the contents of their bowels than you getting laid.
c) I love you.
#224 - tyroneisanigger
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Are you even trying to make it believable anymore?
#200 - awildniglet
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"It was my privilege"
#194 - tenthdivine
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Please let this one be the last one...
User avatar #285 to #194 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/13/2013) [-]
there's a thumb down button. and you don't have to read it.
User avatar #287 to #285 - tenthdivine
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I usually just go past them, but I decided maybe this one's better, wanted to give it a chance. I'm not going to thumb you down without reading your stuff, I didn't thumb you down at all, just didn't thumb you up. I try to be a pretty nice guy, ya know...
User avatar #292 to #287 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/13/2013) [-]
same here. i don't thumb down or delete unless the comment is unnecessarily vulgar, like ' kill yourself, faggot,' or 'fake fake, faggot, blahblahblah ******.'
User avatar #293 to #292 - tenthdivine
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Right, there's no point in being that way. Have a nice day!
User avatar #172 - stanislaw
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(05/11/2013) [-]
wow that was a **** story, and so obviously fake, this guy is outta ideas
User avatar #158 - maskedhippo
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I seriously thought she was going to turn out to be a cat.
User avatar #161 to #158 - jeffrakiss
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i thought that to
User avatar #157 - swimmingprodigy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
the chances of this story actually happening are about the same as a ****** graduating college
User avatar #155 - yohny
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i expected that it will turn out she is microwave or something...
User avatar #141 - makotoitou
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(05/11/2013) [-]
No wonder my sandwiches are so messed up, you're just dry humping each other all day.
User avatar #133 - bigbeaufort
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(05/11/2013) [-]
8/10 for a McDonalds chick? That suddenly makes it sound like a 6/10....
User avatar #119 - eatchickendaily
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(05/11/2013) [-]
This doesn't sound like a McDisaster at all
User avatar #125 to #119 - dederplaol
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(05/11/2013) [-]
it's more a ******
#126 to #125 - bemmo
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User avatar #98 - lazypaul
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Whats so special about being 6' tall?
User avatar #103 to #98 - thecratcher
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Apparently the ladies find guys over 6 feet irresistible. Not that it has helped me at all...
User avatar #104 to #103 - lazypaul
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(05/11/2013) [-]
But I'd imagine about 40% of the american male population is over 6'0. Not exactly a reason to start sucking someones dick
User avatar #105 to #104 - thecratcher
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(05/11/2013) [-]
According to Google only 3.9% of the American population are over 6 feet, that would make them pretty rare.
User avatar #106 to #105 - lazypaul
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(05/11/2013) [-]
3.9%? that can't be right. Especially since 5'10" is average for men
User avatar #107 to #106 - thecratcher
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(05/11/2013) [-]
91.0% of American men are around 5 ft 9 ½ in. That makes it pretty plausible seeing as there are probably more people that are shorter than 5ft 9 ½ in than taller.
#151 to #98 - firereadyaim
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(05/11/2013) [-]
pro tip: the stories are false. being 6 feet tall doesnt help you with girls when youre a fat beta as the op described himself. this is his fantasy.