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User avatar #274 - ohp (05/12/2013) [-]
More like McWin
User avatar #254 - achingandachong **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
"go go gadget boner"
#248 - CakemanRPG (05/11/2013) [-]
MFW two dads
#233 - thearcher (05/11/2013) [-]
If it happened then awesome, if not then....
#217 - baconbiscuits (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How is it that so many people can love his stories and the one time something GOOD happens to him everyone bitches? "FAKE! NOT FUNNY!" **** that! This guy has provided us all with wonderful laughs and we have treated him like a bro. And as bros are we not entitled to give him his moment of glory? He has dealt with nothing but **** and although this wasn't his funniest, all I could think was "FINALLY! This champion of bad luck gets a break! Right on my man!" I appreciate him sharing his stories and I'm not going to do a 180 just because he shares the one awesome thing that happens for him. To him I say "High Five" and "About time!"
User avatar #202 - colinnorris (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, except this never happened. Stick to telling funny stories you lying sack of **** .
User avatar #193 - VaultTechy (05/11/2013) [-]
>dad immediately starts to come

I didn't realize it continued on to the second line for a sec
#177 - TheRingoStarr (05/11/2013) [-]
I read that whole thing hoping for a terrible pun at the end. Damnit. All I got was a terrible fat loser erotica.
#305 - jordanface (05/14/2013) [-]
lost it at .mp3 these things are too funny
User avatar #251 - Scorchtwentyfour (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. But the beginning part was not believable.
#244 - returnofarjay (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
As much as I love these stories, I can't help but feel like they're ******** . I've worked at McDonald's for 6 months now, right in the middle of Hicktown, USA. Never has something as extreme as his stories has ever happened. Yeah, I have stories, but nothing like this.
#243 - trollinatortwo (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I swear this got more and more ********** haha I love how he says 'fat, glasses, nothing special BUT I WAS 6 FOOT SO SHE IMMEDIATELY WANTED THE D' seems legit
User avatar #236 - basicargentinian (05/11/2013) [-]
a) nice
b) I don't understand why I find more believable the stories of truckers jet propelling the contents of their bowels than you getting laid.
c) I love you.
#224 - tyroneisanigger (05/11/2013) [-]
Are you even trying to make it believable anymore?
#200 - awildniglet (05/11/2013) [-]
"It was my privilege"
#194 - tenthdivine ONLINE (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Please let this one be the last one...
User avatar #172 - stanislaw (05/11/2013) [-]
wow that was a **** story, and so obviously fake, this guy is outta ideas
User avatar #158 - maskedhippo (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I seriously thought she was going to turn out to be a cat.
User avatar #157 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
the chances of this story actually happening are about the same as a ****** graduating college
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