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User avatar #254 - achingandachong **User deleted account** (05/11/2013) [-]
"go go gadget boner"
#248 - CakemanRPG (05/11/2013) [-]
MFW two dads
#233 - thearcher (05/11/2013) [-]
If it happened then awesome, if not then....
#217 - baconbiscuits (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How is it that so many people can love his stories and the one time something GOOD happens to him everyone bitches? "FAKE! NOT FUNNY!" **** that! This guy has provided us all with wonderful laughs and we have treated him like a bro. And as bros are we not entitled to give him his moment of glory? He has dealt with nothing but **** and although this wasn't his funniest, all I could think was "FINALLY! This champion of bad luck gets a break! Right on my man!" I appreciate him sharing his stories and I'm not going to do a 180 just because he shares the one awesome thing that happens for him. To him I say "High Five" and "About time!"
#311 - trollchildxy ONLINE (05/15/2013) [-]
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
#305 - jordanface (05/14/2013) [-]
lost it at .mp3 these things are too funny
User avatar #251 - Scorchtwentyfour (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. But the beginning part was not believable.
#244 - returnofarjay (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
As much as I love these stories, I can't help but feel like they're ******** . I've worked at McDonald's for 6 months now, right in the middle of Hicktown, USA. Never has something as extreme as his stories has ever happened. Yeah, I have stories, but nothing like this.
#243 - trollinatortwo (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I swear this got more and more ********** haha I love how he says 'fat, glasses, nothing special BUT I WAS 6 FOOT SO SHE IMMEDIATELY WANTED THE D' seems legit
User avatar #236 - basicargentinian (05/11/2013) [-]
a) nice
b) I don't understand why I find more believable the stories of truckers jet propelling the contents of their bowels than you getting laid.
c) I love you.
#224 - tyroneisanigger (05/11/2013) [-]
Are you even trying to make it believable anymore?
#200 - awildniglet (05/11/2013) [-]
"It was my privilege"
#194 - tenthdivine (05/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Please let this one be the last one...
User avatar #158 - maskedhippo (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I seriously thought she was going to turn out to be a cat.
User avatar #157 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
the chances of this story actually happening are about the same as a ****** graduating college
User avatar #155 - yohny (05/11/2013) [-]
i expected that it will turn out she is microwave or something...
User avatar #141 - makotoitou (05/11/2013) [-]
No wonder my sandwiches are so messed up, you're just dry humping each other all day.
User avatar #133 - bigbeaufort (05/11/2013) [-]
8/10 for a McDonalds chick? That suddenly makes it sound like a 6/10....
User avatar #119 - eatchickendaily (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This doesn't sound like a McDisaster at all
User avatar #98 - lazypaul (05/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Whats so special about being 6' tall?
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