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#248 - CakemanRPG
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(05/11/2013) [-]
MFW two dads
#233 - thearcher
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(05/11/2013) [-]
If it happened then awesome, if not then....
#202 - colinnorris
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, except this never happened. Stick to telling funny stories you lying sack of ****.
#193 - VaultTechy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
>dad immediately starts to come

I didn't realize it continued on to the second line for a sec
#311 - trollchildxy
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(05/15/2013) [-]
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
#305 - jordanface
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(05/14/2013) [-]
lost it at .mp3 these things are too funny
#251 - Scorchtwentyfour
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. But the beginning part was not believable.
#244 - returnofarjay
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(05/11/2013) [-]
As much as I love these stories, I can't help but feel like they're ********. I've worked at McDonald's for 6 months now, right in the middle of Hicktown, USA. Never has something as extreme as his stories has ever happened. Yeah, I have stories, but nothing like this.
#262 to #244 - cormy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
His stories span years I believe.
Keep working, your horny catgirl awaits!
#268 to #262 - returnofarjay
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(05/12/2013) [-]
Oh god I hope so!
#243 - trollinatortwo
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I swear this got more and more ********** haha I love how he says 'fat, glasses, nothing special BUT I WAS 6 FOOT SO SHE IMMEDIATELY WANTED THE D' seems legit
#253 to #243 - derekowns
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(05/11/2013) [-]
yep. you look alot different to a girl when shes a foot or more shorter then you
#236 - basicargentinian
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(05/11/2013) [-]
a) nice
b) I don't understand why I find more believable the stories of truckers jet propelling the contents of their bowels than you getting laid.
c) I love you.
#224 - tyroneisanigger
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Are you even trying to make it believable anymore?
#200 - awildniglet
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(05/11/2013) [-]
"It was my privilege"
#194 - tenthdivine
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Please let this one be the last one...
#285 to #194 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/13/2013) [-]
there's a thumb down button. and you don't have to read it.
#287 to #285 - tenthdivine
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(05/13/2013) [-]
I usually just go past them, but I decided maybe this one's better, wanted to give it a chance. I'm not going to thumb you down without reading your stuff, I didn't thumb you down at all, just didn't thumb you up. I try to be a pretty nice guy, ya know...
#292 to #287 - sirbrentcoe [OP]
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(05/13/2013) [-]
same here. i don't thumb down or delete unless the comment is unnecessarily vulgar, like ' kill yourself, faggot,' or 'fake fake, faggot, blahblahblah ******.'
#293 to #292 - tenthdivine
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(05/13/2013) [-]
Right, there's no point in being that way. Have a nice day!
#172 - stanislaw
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(05/11/2013) [-]
wow that was a **** story, and so obviously fake, this guy is outta ideas
#158 - maskedhippo
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(05/11/2013) [-]
I seriously thought she was going to turn out to be a cat.
#161 to #158 - jeffrakiss
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i thought that to
#157 - swimmingprodigy
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(05/11/2013) [-]
the chances of this story actually happening are about the same as a ****** graduating college
#155 - yohny
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(05/11/2013) [-]
i expected that it will turn out she is microwave or something...
#141 - makotoitou
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(05/11/2013) [-]
No wonder my sandwiches are so messed up, you're just dry humping each other all day.
#119 - eatchickendaily
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(05/11/2013) [-]
This doesn't sound like a McDisaster at all
#125 to #119 - dederplaol
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(05/11/2013) [-]
it's more a ******
#126 to #125 - bemmo
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(05/11/2013) [-]
#98 - lazypaul
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Whats so special about being 6' tall?
#103 to #98 - thecratcher
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(05/11/2013) [-]
Apparently the ladies find guys over 6 feet irresistible. Not that it has helped me at all...
#104 to #103 - lazypaul
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(05/11/2013) [-]
But I'd imagine about 40% of the american male population is over 6'0. Not exactly a reason to start sucking someones dick
#105 to #104 - thecratcher
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(05/11/2013) [-]
According to Google only 3.9% of the American population are over 6 feet, that would make them pretty rare.
#106 to #105 - lazypaul
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(05/11/2013) [-]
3.9%? that can't be right. Especially since 5'10" is average for men
#107 to #106 - thecratcher
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(05/11/2013) [-]
91.0% of American men are around 5 ft 9 ½ in. That makes it pretty plausible seeing as there are probably more people that are shorter than 5ft 9 ½ in than taller.
#151 to #98 - firereadyaim
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(05/11/2013) [-]
pro tip: the stories are false. being 6 feet tall doesnt help you with girls when youre a fat beta as the op described himself. this is his fantasy.