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#233 - thearcher (05/11/2013) [-]
If it happened then awesome, if not then....
#217 - baconbiscuits (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How is it that so many people can love his stories and the one time something GOOD happens to him everyone bitches? "FAKE! NOT FUNNY!" Fuck that! This guy has provided us all with wonderful laughs and we have treated him like a bro. And as bros are we not entitled to give him his moment of glory? He has dealt with nothing but shit and although this wasn't his funniest, all I could think was "FINALLY! This champion of bad luck gets a break! Right on my man!" I appreciate him sharing his stories and I'm not going to do a 180 just because he shares the one awesome thing that happens for him. To him I say "High Five" and "About time!"
User avatar #202 - colinnorris (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, except this never happened. Stick to telling funny stories you lying sack of shit.
User avatar #193 - VaultTechy (05/11/2013) [-]
>dad immediately starts to come

I didn't realize it continued on to the second line for a sec
#177 - TheRingoStarr (05/11/2013) [-]
I read that whole thing hoping for a terrible pun at the end. Damnit. All I got was a terrible fat loser erotica.
#146 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
If something goes horribly wrong we'll know it's true.

Things like this don't happen unless something terrible and life-crashing happens afterwards
User avatar #100 - drainbramage ONLINE (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Nigga this ain't a McDisaster, this is you bragging about how you got laid by a McDonalds chick.
#95 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
Would have belived if it where not for the "fat" part. This does not happends to fat boys. Unless she's gonna charge you.

90% of the people here don't get the "my plesure, sure is summe here.
#311 - trollchildxy (05/15/2013) [-]
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
Interesting change from the norm of your stories. But as most everyone else said, I'm now off to go rub one out.
#305 - jordanface (05/14/2013) [-]
lost it at .mp3 these things are too funny
User avatar #251 - Scorchtwentyfour (05/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. But the beginning part was not believable.
#244 - returnofarjay (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
As much as I love these stories, I can't help but feel like they're bullshit. I've worked at McDonald's for 6 months now, right in the middle of Hicktown, USA. Never has something as extreme as his stories has ever happened. Yeah, I have stories, but nothing like this.
#243 - trollinatortwo (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I swear this got more and more bullshitty haha I love how he says 'fat, glasses, nothing special BUT I WAS 6 FOOT SO SHE IMMEDIATELY WANTED THE D' seems legit
User avatar #157 - swimmingprodigy (05/11/2013) [-]
the chances of this story actually happening are about the same as a nigger graduating college
User avatar #155 - yohny (05/11/2013) [-]
i expected that it will turn out she is microwave or something...
User avatar #141 - makotoitou (05/11/2013) [-]
No wonder my sandwiches are so messed up, you're just dry humping each other all day.
User avatar #133 - bigbeaufort (05/11/2013) [-]
8/10 for a McDonalds chick? That suddenly makes it sound like a 6/10....
User avatar #119 - eatchickendaily (05/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This doesn't sound like a McDisaster at all
User avatar #98 - lazypaul (05/11/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Whats so special about being 6' tall?
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