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#303 - sheperdofthestars (05/14/2013) [-]
I can honestly say I've never been happier for someone who got laid.   
   
Good on you, mate.
I can honestly say I've never been happier for someone who got laid.

Good on you, mate.
#275 - debramster (05/12/2013) [-]
I was expecting some ending like... then i woke up and had to go to work
I was expecting some ending like... then i woke up and had to go to work
#309 - zonicoi (05/15/2013) [+] (2 replies)
">nothing gets the ladies moist like Ron Burgandy"   
   
That's the best ever.
">nothing gets the ladies moist like Ron Burgandy"

That's the best ever.
User avatar #307 - phudgepacker (05/14/2013) [-]
"Go go gadget boner"

Yes
#301 - bigsaltyballs (05/14/2013) [-]






in her mouth
User avatar #272 - dmkstarstar ONLINE (05/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Mcdisaster? really?
You should of called the one Mcdickmaster.
Unless she had aids then yeah.
So did she have them?
#252 - mauerman ONLINE (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm really happy for you OP. I am.
I'm really happy for you OP. I am.
User avatar #225 - Flaminghomosapien (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i believed the previous ones because i wanted to, with the smokey guy and all that, but this is a load of ******** man come on. **** never goes down like that.
#210 - kontraband (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The McDisasters are funny, but. . .I literally had to scroll up to the username halfway through to see if  sirbrentcoe really made this 						****
The McDisasters are funny, but. . .I literally had to scroll up to the username halfway through to see if sirbrentcoe really made this ****
#102 - pappathethird (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
title
title
#7 - isoscelessandwich (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
McDonalds. Total chick magnet, apparently.
#233 - thearcher (05/11/2013) [-]
If it happened then awesome, if not then....
#217 - baconbiscuits (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How is it that so many people can love his stories and the one time something GOOD happens to him everyone bitches? "FAKE! NOT FUNNY!" **** that! This guy has provided us all with wonderful laughs and we have treated him like a bro. And as bros are we not entitled to give him his moment of glory? He has dealt with nothing but **** and although this wasn't his funniest, all I could think was "FINALLY! This champion of bad luck gets a break! Right on my man!" I appreciate him sharing his stories and I'm not going to do a 180 just because he shares the one awesome thing that happens for him. To him I say "High Five" and "About time!"
User avatar #202 - colinnorris (05/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, except this never happened. Stick to telling funny stories you lying sack of **** .
User avatar #193 - VaultTechy (05/11/2013) [-]
>dad immediately starts to come

I didn't realize it continued on to the second line for a sec
#177 - TheRingoStarr (05/11/2013) [-]
I read that whole thing hoping for a terrible pun at the end. Damnit. All I got was a terrible fat loser erotica.
User avatar #100 - drainbramage (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
***** this ain't a McDisaster, this is you bragging about how you got laid by a McDonalds chick.
#89 - wesergold (05/11/2013) [-]
I want to read funny mc Ds stories and not this made up beta ******** ...
#34 - legayunicorn (05/11/2013) [-]
Hey, I actually saw one when it only had 37 thumbs and only been up for 2 hours. Pretty epic. Also, your post is Garrus Approved. Well they are always, keep up the work.
Hey, I actually saw one when it only had 37 thumbs and only been up for 2 hours. Pretty epic. Also, your post is Garrus Approved. Well they are always, keep up the work.
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