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#376 - highfocus
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(05/10/2013) [-]
probably how a fight between 2 of these ******* would look like
probably how a fight between 2 of these ******* would look like
#370 - diegotan
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Shooting weapons > Melee
Shooting weapons > Melee
#375 to #370 - fuzdohraa
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(05/10/2013) [-]
you where saying?
#237 - thirdjess
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Taekwondo *************! I feel proud of my art.
#159 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who noticed the fact his belt changes everytime he hits a porkchop pad?
#174 to #159 - covered
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Wow.
#101 - poutinesalad
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(05/09/2013) [-]
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#144 to #101 - mirrorsmirrors
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(05/10/2013) [-]
The amount of blue shirt win compared to red shirt failure
#54 - justbrandonreally
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I could take 'em...
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..if no kicks were allowed.
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..hue.
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or punchies..
..and instead of it being a fight...it was an eating contest.
:c
#383 - brosanction
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(05/10/2013) [-]
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#377 - mrevitcartta
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Weird. I always thought the TKD belts ranking went:
White
Yellow
Green
Blue
Red
Black
#397 to #377 - anahbell
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I think that's Korean Tae Kwon Do. That's what I took and it went in that order.
#382 to #377 - Utkezabanje ONLINE
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White
White-Yellow
Yellow
Yellow-Green
Green
Green-Blue
Blue
Blue-Red
Red
Red-Black
Red with 2 Black lines
Black
Dans etc...
#385 to #382 - RandomAnonGuy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Totally depends on whether you're doing sport or traditional. In traditional, red is replaced by brown, and there isn't a second stage of black lines.
#426 to #382 - mrevitcartta
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(05/11/2013) [-]
That's how it works with my school, except it goes red then red with one black line down the middle, then black. Then the dans.
#387 to #382 - zuflux
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Aka, KUP 10-1 then Dan 1-9 most of the cases. I'm Blue-red which translates to 5 KUP.
But I know they vary some from few accents in the style, and traditional or sport and so on.
#364 - whyinuse
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(05/10/2013) [-]
The second kid just looks away like; So, that's that, can I go now?
#355 - tarantallegra
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(05/10/2013) [-]
******* Koreans...
******* Koreans...
#356 to #355 - tarantallegra
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Not the gif I meant to put but okay...
#295 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#297 to #295 - doodogger
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(05/10/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY GO **** THEMSELVES!!!!!!!!!!!
#358 to #297 - trimageryan
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I CAN HELP THEM!

I have an Asian fetish
#266 - jiztastic
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(05/10/2013) [-]
**jiztastic rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at cant be unseen ** girls pussy when
#275 to #266 - atomis
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#243 - thejoemotes
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(05/10/2013) [-]
**thejoemotes rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Facebook (1) ** Is a black belt    
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**thejoemotes rolled a random image posted in comment #112 at Facebook (1) ** Is a black belt
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#244 to #243 - thejoemotes
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Bacon Belt
#222 - FourchansChosenone
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#215 - psykojet
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#196 - notsofunnycomedy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
uhhh there's no purple, orange, or brown belt in tae kwon do (the fighting style above)
#200 to #196 - breakfield
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(05/10/2013) [-]
yes there is, well at least for brown, it goes;

white
white with yellow stripe
yellow
yellow with green stripe
green
green with brown stripe
brown
brown with blue
blue
blue with red
red
red with
black
#204 to #200 - notsofunnycomedy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
i used to do tae kwon do. there was no brown belt. the order was
white
white with yellow stripe
yellow
yellow with green stripe
green
green with blue stripe
blue
blue with red stripe
red
red with one black stripe
red with two black stripes
red with three black stripes
black
then black with gold stripes
the gold stripes go from one to seven
#208 to #204 - thatnerdyguy
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(05/10/2013) [-]
As a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, you're both wrong.
The reason for that isn't that you got the order wrong, it's simply that every school is different.
#250 to #208 - genthekilla
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Thank you, I'm a 2nd Dan instructor at a Martial Arts school where we teach Tae Kwon Do as pretty much a primary martial art, and from what I've seen, every school differs. Our school has like 4 more belts the any other school in the surrounding area.
#217 to #204 - sanbichemabob
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(05/10/2013) [-]
according to the a.t.a. it goes
white
orange
yellow
camouflage
green
purple
blue
brown
red
recommended black (red/white vertical stripe)
black
#210 to #204 - shadownigga
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(05/10/2013) [-]
I do Kaju Bujutsu Kwai. It goes
White
Yellow
Orange
Purple
Green ( halfway)
Blue
Brown
Brown with one black stripe
Brown with two black stripes
Brown with three black stripes
1 year probation on brown ( if you leave within 1 year you don't get the black belt.)
Black
And then the upper ranks of black
1-4 red stripes: Sensei
5-7 red stripes: Master
8-10+ red stripes: Grand Master

I am one of the former students of Grand Master Bobby Brewer of Brownwood Texas before he quit teaching because of health issues.
#207 to #204 - breakfield
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(05/10/2013) [-]
Well i did too bro, and in your academy there might not have brown belt but i remember i mine there was..



(sorry for bad english..)
#212 to #196 - ihatecarltonbanks
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(05/10/2013) [-]
it depends on the association. I did it when i was younger and it went white, yellow, yellow with black stripe, green, green with black, blue, blue with black, brown, red, red with black, and then the degrees of black.
#240 to #212 - luthervonappledorf
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(05/10/2013) [-]
50 Shades of Black
#154 - imlost
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(05/10/2013) [-]
war is amuse by you belts
#116 - kanatana
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(05/09/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at inb4 edgies ** I could watch this all day.
#84 - waffies
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I can just imagine him taking out a different Axe Gang member with each kick...
I can just imagine him taking out a different Axe Gang member with each kick...
#87 to #84 - LaBarata
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(05/09/2013) [-]
******* love that movie
#287 - anon
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(05/10/2013) [-]
MY DICK IS FIVE WHOLE INCHES LONG AND LESS THAN ONE INCH IN GIRTH
#289 to #287 - blackshot
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(05/10/2013) [-]
shrimp dick