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#193 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
seeing as how the majority of commenters are foreign little cuntbags, ill say my country ******* defeated the germans in world war 2 because **** you freedom and america and mcdonalds and **** , fags.
#197 to #193 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
RUSSIA, not USA. The americans were so wasted that couldn't advance more. Were the russians, without common sense (despite being communists) who reached Berlin and defeated them
#198 to #197 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
cant hear you over the sound of my freedom faggot, and youre really dumb, didnt you watch saving private ryan, ******* pathetic.
#204 to #198 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
Yup, you killed an important omount of your own soldiers with your wonderful strategy, right? And after you freed France... Thank you! ALL THE WORLD HATES FRANCE!!
You didn't freed the world. Hitler didn't want to dominate all the world.
#218 to #204 - urbemarmis (05/09/2013) [-]
just a quick little note: russia was on germanies side. britain was all alone at one point. the US invaded france after the germans took over as well as italy, and help out a little with africa. they also had to deal with japan. ever hear of the guadal canal? how about iwo jima? russia pulled the old switcharoo with germany after germany invaded. the only thing stopping germany from taking russia was the russian winter, therefore you guys have mother nature to thank for not becoming the france of your section of europe/asia wherever the hell you consider yourself to be. The US was trying to do what people tell us to do today, stay out of it, but japan attacked. if it werent for england ww2 wouldve ended in a nazi victory and without the US germany wouldve kept france and taken russia.
#231 to #218 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
Thanks for the note.
The same happended to Napoleon in Russia. I'm not Russian, I'm from the second worst decission of Napoleon. Decission that Hitler avoided rathering to attack England with its Luftwaffe (and losing it) and declaring us allies of Germany.
I'm, dear friend, from Spain (so forgive me if I didn't use a correct sintax).
Germany wanted the northern Europe. Land of the Aryan race (Northern Caucasian). So they would have taken UK and probably Iceland too.
#234 to #231 - urbemarmis (05/09/2013) [-]
thank you for being polite about it friend.
#276 to #234 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
I've got no reasons to not being polite to you.
#219 to #193 - nephritho (05/09/2013) [-]
oh please do tell me about the none foreigners and their offspring in USA. you little troll.
for the people that don't know.
The founding fathers of USA were all foreign slave owners that wanted everyone to be free and own slaves.
Beside USA blew up cities with countless civilians in Japan and Germany then nuked 2 cities of Japan and only then days after the royalty of Japan waved the white flag to America because they did not wanted to be communists as Soviet Union was invading from the north/west.
Why did America bombed Japan? So the people of the USA would be save?
Wrong because America and Russia both agreed to work together but Roosevelt did not trusted Russia and thought it was to powerful. So USA bombed Japan earlier then the agreed date with Russia.
Another fact is that just after Japan attacked Pearl Harbor the USA put Japanese-American civilians in "War Relocation Camps" (that somehow look a lot like the concentration camps in Germany only with Japanese) just because they had Japanese roots and they were not allowed to have a lawyer or any rights.
#201 to #193 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
No, wait. I did not read the rest of the coment. Why the hell do you say foreign?
Anyway, you say we were cowards but you had two options, fighting, or being executed. So, long life to mother russia.
User avatar #118 - lorkhan (05/09/2013) [-]
My country (Sweden) let german troops wander through Sweden and we gave them guns and gun powder and minerals and **** , when Hitler was losing Sweden turned a blind eye and joined the russians, we never fought we were just idly helping Germany.
#223 to #118 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
We acctually didn't help neither the russians or the germans. We were neutral the entire war cause we though the war was pointless, When the Germans came and said they hade no reasons to attack Sweden if they could walk from Sweden to Norway. And since we didn't have a big army and it was kinda retarded we would go to war with Nazi Germany and get alot of people killed and our city destroyed and then get occupied because of Norway. we let them, but we also helpt Norwegians and other countries during the war, my grandpa helped Norwegians during WW II and im proud fo him for that. We were kinda selfish back then but we weren't dumb. Proud to be Swedish!
#191 - innos (05/09/2013) [-]
we actually started growing potatoes on the footballfields right next to germany ^^ switzerland ftw
#220 to #191 - urbemarmis (05/09/2013) [-]
i never understood why germany stayed away from switzerland. do you know?
#269 to #220 - innos (05/09/2013) [-]
I think a couple of supporting facts were:
- we were hideing their nazi gold and art
-we were and still are neutral
-we allowed them to pass thru...
then again many jews were hideing in switzerland... he had plans to invade us on the way back but he was busy saving his ass on the east and west so he never attacked...
#304 to #269 - urbemarmis (05/10/2013) [-]
hmmmm. makes sense
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User avatar #279 - Zedotelhado (05/09/2013) [-]
We sold copper, iron, gold, steel, coal and volframium to both the Allies and the Axis.

We sent about 15,000 "Volunteers" to help the Axis in Italy and Russia.

We smuggled about 30,000 refugees (roughly half of which were jews) from France into our country.
#280 to #279 - zenok (05/09/2013) [-]
And what is your country?
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#277 - bipplenurp (05/09/2013) [-]
Supreme Secretary had a beautiful stache, we ran out of bread, and sniped Nazis. At least we weren't Finnish
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#274 - friedchickenman (05/09/2013) [-]
My country was used for evacuees fleeing England.
#268 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
My relative betrayed our country and seized the power in a coup d'état... oh well, it's something
#266 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
It always seems like such a shame when dick bags have cool flags. The nazi flag is badass looking, and the Soviet sickle and hammer is ******* metal, but because they committed genocide you can't go around wearing their flags or else your jewish teacher will say you have "attitude problems". Don't you just hate it when people ruin stuff for everyone else? hail hitler
User avatar #208 - casval (05/09/2013) [-]
My grandfather was a sharpshooter in the Navy Seals. He served two campaigns which he spent mostly blowing the heads off of Nazis.
#203 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/09/2013) [-]
My grandpa lived in Italy at the time.. he hid in a cave for 2 months when the Nazis came.
#199 - davin (05/09/2013) [-]
******* old sweedish bitch!
User avatar #142 - sirbutterballs (05/09/2013) [-]
Puerto Rico was a training center for the air force. Also the 65th regiment helped out with securing parts of France as well as support.
User avatar #135 - drhoffable (05/09/2013) [-]
over the river a through the woods to grandma's house we go!
#134 - Sylphion (05/09/2013) [-]
My country was practically raped in the ass by Japan
User avatar #133 - actinglead (05/09/2013) [-]
My grandpa was a radar tech but had to be under a different job on paper because radar was such new technology that few knew about it.
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