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#372 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#213 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Metal men are gentlemanly as **** , except the one who pulled off your top in the first place.
User avatar #413 - tuckthisphit (05/09/2013) [-]
**tuckthisphit rolls 940** check 'em
User avatar #44 - optimussum (05/09/2013) [-]
Metalheads or "Metalheads"?
#232 - spudge (05/09/2013) [-]
>i killed the prom queen
>lost 1 shoe
>polished floor
>joined circle pit
>slipped over
>girl with the same mass as snorlax landed on my head
>head slammed into the ground
>got dragged up by i dont even know who
>punch the nearest guy
>started massive fight pit
>mfw
#254 - antoniospaghettio (05/09/2013) [-]
Beta as f*ck!
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