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User avatar #186 - thecjss (05/09/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Nothing like wanting to get your aggression out without anyone getting hurt or offended. Because every asshole "metal" kid has to try to pull off a "I'm dark and mysterious looking but with a heart of gold if you just crack through my iron maiden and slayer covered shell"

******* "metal" douche bags and your pussy moderation.
User avatar #191 to #186 - GnRNoD ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
What?
First of all, moshing even tho it is something violent, is done knowing what you're getting yourself into.
And if someone falls, you don't stump on them because it makes you more of a man, you help them up, and mosh them back in the pitt if they are ok.
If you'd stomp them because you'd like to get stumped, then you're an emo faggot and should be cutting yourself not moshing.
Second, Do you even METAL? f
Have you listen to bands like... i don't know Black Sabbath? they have a lot of lyrics about feelings, they practicly started metal, there's a lot of feelings in metal songs, even hardcore bands like pantera have lyrics with a lot of feeling.
Third who doesn't moderate? it's music, not war, i don't want to get desfigured or not be able to walk because i wanted to say "hurr durr i'm the meanest mosher you'll ever see" when i go to metal clubs i only mosh with my friends because we mosh to hard for those kind of places (we do it almost as how it's done in a concert) becaue you have to respect others, RESPECT something an asshole like you wouldn't understand.


tl;dr: walk on home boy...
User avatar #147 - athojew (05/09/2013) [-]
At Heavy MTL during motorhead I crowd surfed for the first time (i was 16) I get up look behind me and a midget is also crowd surfing, he gets to the end security pulls him down and he just stands there with blood coming out of god knows which orifice and faints. And i'm just like wut?
User avatar #72 - samxdaxman (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
First mosh pit was at Tech N9ne's Hostile Takeover tour last year(yes my first mosh pit was at a rap concert, deal with it). Prozak started it and i can proudly say it was one of the best times I've ever had. You'd think people would be attacking each other and **** , but if you fell over, people helped you up, asked you if you were ok, and then let you go back in the pit.
#38 - sanbichemabob (05/09/2013) [-]
summer slaughter 2011 i witnessed a whitechapel wall of death. just before the vocalist called the charge this guy starts to hardcore two-step right in the middle of it which only pissed off the already pumped up metalheads on both sides. dude got wrecked. mfw
summer slaughter 2011 i witnessed a whitechapel wall of death. just before the vocalist called the charge this guy starts to hardcore two-step right in the middle of it which only pissed off the already pumped up metalheads on both sides. dude got wrecked. mfw
User avatar #31 - goondas (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that.

Metal men are gentlemenly as **** "

Your highlighting makes no sense. These few lines make no sense out of context. I still had to read the whole thing anyway. Highlighting fail.
User avatar #316 - xxshadowdancingxx (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im a girl and I frequently go to concerts and join in mosh pits. Being a chick, im much smaller and much easier to knock down. when I do get knocked down, every time, some guy helps me up. I was once in a circle pit and someone on the side tripped me, the guy behind me fell over me and accedently elbowed me in a tumor i have (hurt like hell) and two guys behind us made a little wall to block to circle of running me, and another guy helped us up.
User avatar #322 to #316 - mitsubachii (05/09/2013) [-]
Why is it important that you're a girl..?
#296 - urbemarmis (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i dont understand. if you and a girl are flirting why the **** would you ruin it like that? flirting turns into exchanging numbers really easy. and thats why im gonna go ahead and call this fake. heart warming, especially since im a metalhead myself, but still fake. have a thumb though
User avatar #310 to #296 - arrogant (05/09/2013) [-]
It says that he was flirting with her, not necessarily the other way as well. Maybe it wasn't going well; maybe he was just a douche; maybe he thought he was being funny and the other guys would thank him. Who knows
User avatar #222 - mrcatface (05/09/2013) [-]
Obviously whoever pulled her shirt down wasn't very gentlemanly....
User avatar #200 - snakefire (05/09/2013) [-]
I saw the picture, and only read the first highlighted line of text and thought this was about the holocost.
User avatar #199 - cmurphyjrjrjr (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #192 - rhetoricalfunny ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Moshers are some of the nicest ******* people I've ever met. I was practically thrown down once, I never hit the ground before I was on my feet again.
User avatar #149 - basicargentinian (05/09/2013) [-]
In an Iron Maiden concert I aprehended a thief of the blackish persuation knifing some kids backpack to steal the contest, I was struglin with him when a 7' giant who had seen this events unfold punched him right in the middle of the face, knocking him out.
User avatar #125 - malacyman (05/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I almost knocked out some douchebag when i went or see Volbeat in spokane. he was jumping like this |O| , not giving a **** who he hit. then him and my friend got in a scrap and tried putting him in a headlock. i looked the ****** in the eyes and put him in a headlock. by then security came.
#122 - iamphoenix (05/09/2013) [-]
Mosh pit etiquette is truly to be admired.
#101 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
In a recent law and order svu episode, this exact thing happened. Except the girl was attacked and rape with beer bottles.
User avatar #89 - darthkitti (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I went to see Mega Deth, Pantera, Iron Maiden, and Cradle of Filth. They tell people to pick other moshers up and help them up :)
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