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#166 - HolyArachnid ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
.....and the lightbulb decides to spit out "NIB", of all things, on a post about metal. Thanks, lightbulb; now I know what I'm gonna have stuck in my head all week ;P
#163 - Fucktackler (05/09/2013) [-]
I sometimes just watch from the back, pick out on douche bag that deserves it then i batman justice him when i see him blatantly **** with a smaller feeble person.
User avatar #147 - athojew ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
At Heavy MTL during motorhead I crowd surfed for the first time (i was 16) I get up look behind me and a midget is also crowd surfing, he gets to the end security pulls him down and he just stands there with blood coming out of god knows which orifice and faints. And i'm just like wut?
User avatar #316 - xxshadowdancingxx (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Im a girl and I frequently go to concerts and join in mosh pits. Being a chick, im much smaller and much easier to knock down. when I do get knocked down, every time, some guy helps me up. I was once in a circle pit and someone on the side tripped me, the guy behind me fell over me and accedently elbowed me in a tumor i have (hurt like hell) and two guys behind us made a little wall to block to circle of running me, and another guy helped us up.
User avatar #322 to #316 - mitsubachii (05/09/2013) [-]
Why is it important that you're a girl..?
#296 - urbemarmis (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i dont understand. if you and a girl are flirting why the **** would you ruin it like that? flirting turns into exchanging numbers really easy. and thats why im gonna go ahead and call this fake. heart warming, especially since im a metalhead myself, but still fake. have a thumb though
User avatar #310 to #296 - arrogant (05/09/2013) [-]
It says that he was flirting with her, not necessarily the other way as well. Maybe it wasn't going well; maybe he was just a douche; maybe he thought he was being funny and the other guys would thank him. Who knows
User avatar #222 - mrcatface ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Obviously whoever pulled her shirt down wasn't very gentlemanly....
User avatar #200 - snakefire (05/09/2013) [-]
I saw the picture, and only read the first highlighted line of text and thought this was about the holocost.
User avatar #199 - cmurphyjrjrjr ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #192 - rhetoricalfunny (05/09/2013) [-]
Moshers are some of the nicest ******* people I've ever met. I was practically thrown down once, I never hit the ground before I was on my feet again.
User avatar #149 - basicargentinian (05/09/2013) [-]
In an Iron Maiden concert I aprehended a thief of the blackish persuation knifing some kids backpack to steal the contest, I was struglin with him when a 7' giant who had seen this events unfold punched him right in the middle of the face, knocking him out.
User avatar #125 - malacyman (05/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I almost knocked out some douchebag when i went or see Volbeat in spokane. he was jumping like this |O| , not giving a **** who he hit. then him and my friend got in a scrap and tried putting him in a headlock. i looked the ****** in the eyes and put him in a headlock. by then security came.
User avatar #89 - darthkitti (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I went to see Mega Deth, Pantera, Iron Maiden, and Cradle of Filth. They tell people to pick other moshers up and help them up :)
User avatar #39 - thedippestofshits (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
most moshpits, circlepits and walls of death are like this. a girl i know once got stuck in a mosh pit. Seeing how scared she was, a couple of guys picked her up and started a crowd surf to get her out. There's just unspoken rules in those things. you go in there to go wild, not to try and hurt someone.

**** changes when you get into the "darker" metal concerts though.
User avatar #30 - iliekcereal (05/09/2013) [-]
I don't really like metal too much, but the fans are cool as ****
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#57 - bobindun (05/09/2013) [-]
I enjoy this story, Metal men are gentalmenly as ****
User avatar #45 - ofmiceandmen (05/09/2013) [-]
My girlfriend was scared to go to a metal show because of how mosh pits are and I told her that in a mosh pit it gets kinda rough but the second someones in real danger people MAKE DAMN SURE that the danger is resolved. I told it's not like anyone there is out to hurt anyone else, just to have a good time.

She went with me one time and saw this first hand and has loved metal shows ever since.
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