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#116 - daphnie (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I remember the first time actually seeing a moshpit in person, I had no idea what it was.

I was in this big club where underground bands played, and I was just enjoying the music standing near the scene, when suddenly people around me were bumping into me, and I was waving around with no control of what was happening (I'm 5'1"/155 cm), until a bald woman with abnormally large gauges just grabbed me from the crowd in the split of a second to the corner of the scene behind the speakers and wrapped her arms around me and stroked my hair for a solid minute before letting me go.
Never forgot. Wish there were more people like her.
User avatar #100 - badgerbaiting ONLINE (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was taking My little brother to his first gig, and we got separated in the pit. I found him being knocked about by some 17 year old. My brother was 15 and I was 20 at the time. I may have overreacted a little.
User avatar #114 to #100 - vangoz (05/09/2013) [-]
go on
User avatar #91 - ddemiddon (05/09/2013) [-]
My friend went to a Linkin Park concert. When they play Faint (one of their more badass songs) a mosh pit began to form. Three ass holes decided to grab my friend and kick the **** out of him. He said he could feel the crowd move as most of the mosh proceeded to wreck those three asshats. They even lined them up so my buddy could get his shots in.
#387 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
What's bad is that this act (read: people doing the right thing) is glorified. Shouldn't this be the way everybody acts all of the time?
User avatar #297 - drhoffable (05/09/2013) [-]
gentlemenly
User avatar #250 - exarzero (05/09/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I remember at an A7X concert some guys pushed these two smaller girls into the mosh pit. Me and my buddy got the girls out, and then for the rest of the show had a personal vendetta to push those guys into the pit, and beat the living **** out of them.

It is people like that that **** up everything.
#206 - lujan (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>at Coheed and Cambria headlining concert
>first band is Russian Circles
>everyone has good time, no violence, a little moshing
>Between the Buried and Me comes on next
>everyone goes *******
>see people with broken glasses and bloody noses
>not a big fan so I go off to the side a bit
>Coheed finally comes on
>btbam fans still going ******* (coheed isn't the type for a violent crowd)
>I get punched the face, can't even tell by who
>fight breaks out on the other side
>Claudio Sanchez stops show and tells the violent people to "GET THE **** OUT"
>show still isn't much better

mfw btbam fans ruined me seeing my favorite band
#204 - tkfourtwoone (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Last time I've ever been in a moshpit was when I started one at a Soulfly concert (well, it was the opening band -can't remember the name, Max Cavalera's son Richie was the vocalist, though-), even though soon afterwards I caught an elbow to the eye.
Curiously, though, no swelling occurred, but my left eye kept watering the rest of the night and all the day afterwards.
Regardless, after I got hit I just resumed to singing and headbanging once Soulfly were on stage, I didn't really want to miss any moment they were on stage.

Since then I didn't really care anymore about pogo or moshpits, I realized I really wanna ******* see the band playing and headbang to their songs. Hey, each his own, right?

Funny memory, though: at Sonisphere 2010, when the Big Four came, I was pretty close to front row when Slayer performed. Behind me, to the left and right, there were at least 2 (albeit small) moshpits started; next to me was a rather small dude (I'm 1.80, he was something like 1.65) that looked like a foreigner that was trying to start a pit right where I was, being a bit oblivious that the front row peeps didn't really have an interest.
So I tap him on the shoulder, smile at him and point towards one of the pits behind me, that he didn't notice. Little ****** rushed off to them like ************* Speedy Gonzales.
#157 - themuffinmaan (05/09/2013) [-]
>be 15 years old   
>go to metal show with friends cus why the 						****					 not   
>walk into venue toward stage not paying attention   
>crazy 						*****					 going 						*******					   
>don't notice, walk up admiring guitarist's skill   
>BAM    
>						*************					 donkeykick to the face out of goddamn nowhere   
>nose gushing, turn around and walk out   
>spend the remainder of the show sitting in the back with napkins up my nose   
<mfw I realized metal shows are not the place for me
>be 15 years old
>go to metal show with friends cus why the **** not
>walk into venue toward stage not paying attention
>crazy ***** going *******
>don't notice, walk up admiring guitarist's skill
>BAM
> ************* donkeykick to the face out of goddamn nowhere
>nose gushing, turn around and walk out
>spend the remainder of the show sitting in the back with napkins up my nose
<mfw I realized metal shows are not the place for me
#397 - chaosascendingx (05/09/2013) [-]
You won't believe how nice metalheads in the pit actually are.
#238 - twitchyseagull (05/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
It's actually really true. been in some of the craziest mosh pits (metallica, System of a down, slayer and blink 182) and all the people are just very kind and respectful.

mfw the girl wearing really short shorts surfed out of the mosh pit in front of me had a really hairy arse.
User avatar #211 - tiredandhungry (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
apart from the occasional twat, most people in metal pits are awesome. Hardcore pits, not so much. I remember once though at Bloodstock Open Air this massively fat kid thought he was the **** in knocking everyone in the pit down so one guy just charged him and bowled him over and the look on his face was priceless. Didn't see him in the pit after that.

I also miss Stampin Ground. They had some of the best pits I've seen, even if the crowds weren't massive
User avatar #167 - nigeltheoutlaw (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I went to a Rammstein concert with my friend Braden a few months ago and I can definitely attest that metal fans are some of the more polite music fans to be around. The only other concerts that have had more polite and friendly people have been Rush concerts.
User avatar #143 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
They like to be brutal in moderation
#136 - kitsunemochalite (05/09/2013) [-]
When I first started going to metal shows my family would worry, some of the best people I have ever met have been at those shows. No regrets
#19 - spartanswimmer (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - ponyfcker (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That reminds me of the Mayhem Festival in Boise, Idaho last year. I was in the most pit for the final act. I can't remember it, but it was the final act. It was fun.
There was this really drunk guy and he was just doing his **** dancing have having fun. He was shoved by this huge ****** for accidentally spilling his beer, even after the drunk guy said sorry and offered to pay him back for the beer. Anyways, the drunk guy landed in the middle of the pit and like 5 people rushed in to help him before he was stopped on. Then like 3 other guys went over to huge guy to ask him what his problem was and the huge guy started to go crazy over it because he was having a bad day. It was sorted out and he got a new beer and like 2 more friends. It was cool.

I have a 2nd story but I forgot it. I will come back when I remember it.
#166 - HolyArachnid (05/09/2013) [-]
.....and the lightbulb decides to spit out "NIB", of all things, on a post about metal. Thanks, lightbulb; now I know what I'm gonna have stuck in my head all week ;P
#163 - Fucktackler (05/09/2013) [-]
I sometimes just watch from the back, pick out on douche bag that deserves it then i batman justice him when i see him blatantly **** with a smaller feeble person.
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