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#399 - mymiddleleg (05/09/2013) [-]
For the people that dont know what a wall of death is
For the people that dont know what a wall of death is
User avatar #362 - sirbustyabals (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Last time I saw someone get pushed into a mosh pit with their top down, they got raped. But then again, it was not a metal concert. And then again it was an episode of Law and Order: SVU. Dun dun
#291 - beergaroo (05/09/2013) [-]
why not 'Exposed Breasts'?

It's short and efficient.

Pic somewhat related
#376 - mossycabbages (05/09/2013) [-]
What upstanding men
#346 - randomthingstv (05/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What's a wall of death?
#364 to #349 - kirisaki (05/09/2013) [-]
Actually you don't form a circle, you split the crowd in half and run at each other from both sides. what you're describing is more of a wall of death mixed with a circle-pit.
#312 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Its been a long time i'm here after i deleted my account. What is the light bulb thing in the description?
User avatar #319 to #312 - hitlersoneballsack (05/09/2013) [-]
It is to light up funnyjunk at night so you can see
#113 - greenwithenvy (05/09/2013) [-]
This right after an Iron man/Silver Surfer Alloy joke? yesss..
User avatar #95 - RlCK (05/09/2013) [-]
I had a friend who was a drummer in a heavier local band. His band was playing a concert one night and his girlfriend was pretty close to the stage. Some asshat decided it would be funny to pull his girlfriends shirt down, so my friend just stopped drumming mid song, jumped off the stage, punched the guy in the face, then told security to get rid of him. Then he just got back on stage behind the drum set like nothing had happened.
#385 - synapse (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
You need to go to a slayer concert then...
...Oh wait... :(
User avatar #371 - SquishyHaribo (05/09/2013) [-]
the nicest people you meet in a crowd are often the ones moshing the hardest
#315 - xastrais (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
word extract pls
User avatar #274 - ajperry (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I do not doubt how true this is. Whenever I'm at gigs and somebody falls in a Mosh Pit then people closest help get him up. It might look rough and sore, which it is, I myself broke my nose in a Mosh Pit but at the end of the day they still care about the people they're moshing with and don't want any serious harm to come to them.

User avatar #226 - KillerKlownKKK (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I got my head busted open at a Powerman 5,000 concert when I was 15.Spider stopped the show and had security pull me up on stage and through the back because it was the fastest way out. After some super Glue and Butterfly Band-aids, I was seated stage right in a recliner from the dressing room glass in one hand bottle of Jim Beam in the other. After the show Spider drove me to the ER himself and took me home after. Great Guy!
User avatar #154 - instakill (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the general rule for pits is that if someone goes down you help them up, if someone is helpless you get them out of there, and you do not hit someone to cause injury, if you break any of these rules you are to be given twice what you gave out
User avatar #152 - rabaneristo ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm not one to brag, but once I saw a guy beating a woman and I looked at him with a disapproving face from my window.
#135 - mishterlusk (05/09/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I can't stand listening to metal music, but the people aren't that bad. They're not all Satanists.

I think.
User avatar #93 - xxELITExx (05/09/2013) [-]
metal heads might be crazy. But we know what the right thing to do is, and we never hesitate to do it.
#331 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"Wall of death"

Is that the musically uneducated way of saying mosh pit?
User avatar #340 to #331 - thunderdownunder (05/09/2013) [-]
No being musically uneducated would be not knowing the difference.
User avatar #91 - ddemiddon (05/09/2013) [-]
My friend went to a Linkin Park concert. When they play Faint (one of their more badass songs) a mosh pit began to form. Three ass holes decided to grab my friend and kick the **** out of him. He said he could feel the crowd move as most of the mosh proceeded to wreck those three asshats. They even lined them up so my buddy could get his shots in.
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User avatar #37 to #16 - therealslim (05/09/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to a moshpit or been in a wall of death ?
Or even wen to a alternative or metal concert?
Every concert Ive ever been too If something happens they all help whoever it is
I helped a kid with a shattered collar bone to her feet and took her to the meditent to make sure she was ok with the help of several others and stayed with her for almost an hour helping take care of her until they determined that she had to go to the hospital
People who listen to metal are horribly stereotyped as people who like to hurt others when in reality you will meet more honest and helpful people in those crowds then you will find in most churches
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