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#399 - mymiddleleg
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(05/09/2013) [-]
For the people that dont know what a wall of death is
For the people that dont know what a wall of death is
#291 - beergaroo
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(05/09/2013) [-]
why not 'Exposed Breasts'?

It's short and efficient.

Pic somewhat related
#102 - thecharliesheen
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(05/09/2013) [-]
A lot of the shows I've been too, they do try to be careful no to seriously hurt people. It's actually kind of nice for those of us who may.. not be the strongest of the bunch and could easily get knocked the **** out, but still want to join in the fun. Dethklok was easily one of the best pits I've ever been too.
#164 to #102 - bobbybeats
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You transformed into a cartoon just to see a band. That's bad ass.
#165 to #164 - thecharliesheen
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You do realize that Brendon Small and the rest of the "band " play live shows right? (assuming you're not kidding or making a joke)
#169 to #165 - bobbybeats
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I did know. I was just kiddin" around, emilio.
#170 to #169 - thecharliesheen
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Sorry, I appear to have lost my sense of humor tonight. I have been confronted by people who didn't think that they did shows and called me out on lying.
What have they done to me.
#171 to #170 - bobbybeats
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(05/09/2013) [-]
It's all good. I too lose my sense of humor every once in a while, so it might be normal.
#177 to #171 - thecharliesheen
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(05/09/2013) [-]
To say the least, one of the best shows I've ever been too. Goddamn good concert. If they head your way, it's definitely worth the ticket price.
#178 to #177 - bobbybeats
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(05/09/2013) [-]
But i would have to go to chicago since it's the closest, and I don't care for chicago. I guess minneapoles would be alright. Yeah i've been wanting to since I was in highschool, but the timing was never right.
#184 to #178 - thecharliesheen
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Where I live, it was about an hour drive out into the middle of ******** nowhere to the "big" stadium. I really try not to go there unless it's absolutely necessary, since it's one hell of a drive and it's even worse getting back. I think the only bands I have ever done it for were Dethklok and I think another black metal band that came.
#376 - mossycabbages
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(05/09/2013) [-]
What upstanding men
#346 - randomthingstv
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(05/09/2013) [-]
What's a wall of death?
#349 to #346 - anorexikchimp
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Creating a big circle (similar to a moshpit) Waiting for a music drop then running head first into the centre.
#364 to #349 - kirisaki
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Actually you don't form a circle, you split the crowd in half and run at each other from both sides. what you're describing is more of a wall of death mixed with a circle-pit.
#366 to #364 - anorexikchimp
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(05/09/2013) [-]
To be fair it can be a range of all shapes and sizes, but yes I get your point.
#393 to #366 - iveseensomethings
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I once saw a triangle
#312 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Its been a long time i'm here after i deleted my account. What is the light bulb thing in the description?
#319 to #312 - hitlersoneballsack
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(05/09/2013) [-]
It is to light up funnyjunk at night so you can see
#113 - greenwithenvy
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(05/09/2013) [-]
This right after an Iron man/Silver Surfer Alloy joke? yesss..
#95 - RlCK
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I had a friend who was a drummer in a heavier local band. His band was playing a concert one night and his girlfriend was pretty close to the stage. Some asshat decided it would be funny to pull his girlfriends shirt down, so my friend just stopped drumming mid song, jumped off the stage, punched the guy in the face, then told security to get rid of him. Then he just got back on stage behind the drum set like nothing had happened.
#385 - synapse
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You need to go to a slayer concert then...
...Oh wait... :(
#446 to #385 - AlexPaincakes
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(05/18/2013) [-]
Too soon..
#447 to #446 - synapse
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(05/18/2013) [-]
... :'(
#392 to #385 - TimBisley
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Dude, not okay
#396 to #385 - chaosascendingx
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I went to see them at mayhem last year
#394 to #385 - slipperycheese
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#371 - SquishyHaribo
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(05/09/2013) [-]
the nicest people you meet in a crowd are often the ones moshing the hardest
#315 - xastrais
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(05/09/2013) [-]
word extract pls
#335 to #315 - broorb
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(05/09/2013) [-]
lol'd
#274 - ajperry
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I do not doubt how true this is. Whenever I'm at gigs and somebody falls in a Mosh Pit then people closest help get him up. It might look rough and sore, which it is, I myself broke my nose in a Mosh Pit but at the end of the day they still care about the people they're moshing with and don't want any serious harm to come to them.

#285 to #274 - thechosentroll
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Well, if they don't help the person up, they might get crushed. If someone dies at a concert that's horrible rep for the band. It's in your best interest to be nice to people if you want the best for the band you love.
#226 - KillerKlownKKK
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I got my head busted open at a Powerman 5,000 concert when I was 15.Spider stopped the show and had security pull me up on stage and through the back because it was the fastest way out. After some super Glue and Butterfly Band-aids, I was seated stage right in a recliner from the dressing room glass in one hand bottle of Jim Beam in the other. After the show Spider drove me to the ER himself and took me home after. Great Guy!
#391 to #226 - toguro
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(05/09/2013) [-]
You are the first person I have met who is a fan of Powerman 5000, all I get from other people is an odd look followed by "Come again?"
#233 to #226 - LOLerz
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Thats amazing knowing Powerman 5000! I love these kind of guys!
#154 - instakill
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(05/09/2013) [-]
the general rule for pits is that if someone goes down you help them up, if someone is helpless you get them out of there, and you do not hit someone to cause injury, if you break any of these rules you are to be given twice what you gave out
#183 to #154 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Thanks officer
#152 - rabaneristo
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I'm not one to brag, but once I saw a guy beating a woman and I looked at him with a disapproving face from my window.
#135 - mishterlusk
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I can't stand listening to metal music, but the people aren't that bad. They're not all Satanists.

I think.
#162 to #135 - Filthyrazor
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#253 to #135 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
very few are satanists, especially outside Europe
#180 to #135 - Nihatclodra ONLINE
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(05/09/2013) [-]
just read it.
#187 to #180 - mishterlusk
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Do I have to?
#423 to #187 - Nihatclodra ONLINE
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(05/09/2013) [-]
yes.
#93 - xxELITExx
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(05/09/2013) [-]
metal heads might be crazy. But we know what the right thing to do is, and we never hesitate to do it.
#100 - badgerbaiting
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(05/09/2013) [-]
I was taking My little brother to his first gig, and we got separated in the pit. I found him being knocked about by some 17 year old. My brother was 15 and I was 20 at the time. I may have overreacted a little.
#132 to #100 - stgfilitov
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(05/09/2013) [-]
damn it man. You must deliver.
#119 to #100 - zorororonoa
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(05/09/2013) [-]
What happened!?
What happened!?
#293 to #119 - badgerbaiting
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(05/09/2013) [-]
What do you think? I dragged him off my brother, notified him he'd done ****** up and proceeded to whale on him until his children should be feeling it. Then just to be sure, I helped my brother dump him in a bin. Always dispose of trash sensibly.
#114 to #100 - vangoz
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(05/09/2013) [-]
go on
#34 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
too bad most "metalheads"(12 year old faggots) are virgins and have no life
#35 to #34 - reican
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(05/09/2013) [-]
that goes for about anything in the entire world
#41 to #34 - allwinterswhite
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Oh, Anon.   
Too bad most Anon's (12 year old faggots) are virgins and have no life..
Oh, Anon.
Too bad most Anon's (12 year old faggots) are virgins and have no life..
#50 to #41 - anon
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(05/09/2013) [-]
are you disagreeing? if you are i dont see your point
#52 to #50 - allwinterswhite
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Well, then..   
   
My point is that I disagree with your assumed statistics as they are highly incorrect due to the fact that there is many ways to logically fornicate your brain with general common information such being most "metal heads" are generally older due to the ideals of truthful "grandfathers" of metal and older "genres" that go back to Slayer, Kreator, Vader, Judas Priest, Blind Guardian and Iron Maiden basically are old and the younger generation in fact normally has no clue who these bands are.   
   
Generally the death-core, hardcore scenario children who diddle their seven strings with 2-3 notes for a 5-minute song with someone who screams incomprehensible whiny bloody-murder into a microphone have absolutely no idea where their genres or sub genres or hybrid genres stem from. Core is the love child of the 90's, soon after punk died out. True punk. And I believe I speak not only for the truthful musicians and fans of Metal and all of its glorious genres in between when I say that the twelve year olds you addressed are likely these outrageous core children that muster up the scene and the love of the music with all their tiddley widdley woo's and breakdowns.   
   
Relatively speaking, I am no twelve year old child, although on occasion I chose to act otherwise and evade the responsibilities of an adult but ****, we all do that.    
   
Anon all in all it was a terrible shot in the dark in the effort to troll.    
You can go home now, your efforts are in vain.
Well, then..

My point is that I disagree with your assumed statistics as they are highly incorrect due to the fact that there is many ways to logically fornicate your brain with general common information such being most "metal heads" are generally older due to the ideals of truthful "grandfathers" of metal and older "genres" that go back to Slayer, Kreator, Vader, Judas Priest, Blind Guardian and Iron Maiden basically are old and the younger generation in fact normally has no clue who these bands are.

Generally the death-core, hardcore scenario children who diddle their seven strings with 2-3 notes for a 5-minute song with someone who screams incomprehensible whiny bloody-murder into a microphone have absolutely no idea where their genres or sub genres or hybrid genres stem from. Core is the love child of the 90's, soon after punk died out. True punk. And I believe I speak not only for the truthful musicians and fans of Metal and all of its glorious genres in between when I say that the twelve year olds you addressed are likely these outrageous core children that muster up the scene and the love of the music with all their tiddley widdley woo's and breakdowns.

Relatively speaking, I am no twelve year old child, although on occasion I chose to act otherwise and evade the responsibilities of an adult but ****, we all do that.

Anon all in all it was a terrible shot in the dark in the effort to troll.
You can go home now, your efforts are in vain.
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#37 to #16 - therealslim
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(05/09/2013) [-]
Have you ever been to a moshpit or been in a wall of death ?
Or even wen to a alternative or metal concert?
Every concert Ive ever been too If something happens they all help whoever it is
I helped a kid with a shattered collar bone to her feet and took her to the meditent to make sure she was ok with the help of several others and stayed with her for almost an hour helping take care of her until they determined that she had to go to the hospital
People who listen to metal are horribly stereotyped as people who like to hurt others when in reality you will meet more honest and helpful people in those crowds then you will find in most churches