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    #312 - anon id: af022435
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Its been a long time i'm here after i deleted my account. What is the light bulb thing in the description?
    User avatar#319 to #312 - hitlersoneballsack
    Reply+8
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    It is to light up funnyjunk at night so you can see
    #436 - grimmreaperz
    Reply+2
    (05/12/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#200 - snakefire
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I saw the picture, and only read the first highlighted line of text and thought this was about the holocost.
    #199 - cmurphyjrjrjr
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I we were tea mean with amend (l den“!
    dragged [TIE tilted) hhaha' were starting a wall wash
    and the guy who was tellng with me needless it weild be funny ta pull
    my we deem. infusing my breasts. than threw NIB In the middle tat
    this wall of death right as We admit m meet. I stumble In the
    meddle and hit the wall sameness screamed "STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!"
    and I thaught they were all going m eagle at the. leased, ens guy
    helped me never up, humus helped me tn mutest, and
    leaked at him, me. each ether. than needed and punched the guy in
    the fees haters fencing has we the wall that was sheet to term again.
    Mata] men are as ****.
    User avatar#192 - rhetoricalfunny
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Moshers are some of the nicest ******* people I've ever met. I was practically thrown down once, I never hit the ground before I was on my feet again.
    User avatar#125 - malacyman
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I almost knocked out some douchebag when i went or see Volbeat in spokane. he was jumping like this |O| , not giving a **** who he hit. then him and my friend got in a scrap and tried putting him in a headlock. i looked the ****** in the eyes and put him in a headlock. by then security came.
    #137 to #125 - portugaltheman
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    You wouldn't want to mess with this guy
    You wouldn't want to mess with this guy
    User avatar#145 to #137 - mrgoodlove
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    lol'd
    User avatar#139 to #137 - malacyman
    Reply-2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    not at a concert anyways. bastards got his elbows out and what not
    #181 to #125 - anon id: 782f221d
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    **** yeah, thumbed for volbeat
    User avatar#401 to #181 - malacyman
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    the only thing that bothered me was when they played Pool of booze. they brought a bunch of kids on stage. the oldest one had to no older than 13, and the rest were around 8-10
    User avatar#129 to #125 - malacyman
    Reply-2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    ** the guy was around 35-40 years old. my friend and I are 17
    User avatar#127 to #125 - malacyman
    Reply-2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    FFS. |_ O _|
    User avatar#126 to #125 - malacyman
    Reply-2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    *to
    User avatar#39 - thedippestofshits
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    most moshpits, circlepits and walls of death are like this. a girl i know once got stuck in a mosh pit. Seeing how scared she was, a couple of guys picked her up and started a crowd surf to get her out. There's just unspoken rules in those things. you go in there to go wild, not to try and hurt someone.

    **** changes when you get into the "darker" metal concerts though.
    #55 to #39 - anon id: 198b2fcc
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    In my experience, the less popular the band is, the nicer the fans are. Not sure exactly what you mean by darker metal concerts, but black metal concerts have some of the best moshpits (in terms of playing nice).
    #163 - Fucktackler
    Reply+3
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I sometimes just watch from the back, pick out on douche bag that deserves it then i batman justice him when i see him blatantly **** with a smaller feeble person.
    I sometimes just watch from the back, pick out on douche bag that deserves it then i batman justice him when i see him blatantly **** with a smaller feeble person.
    #38 - sanbichemabob
    Reply+3
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    summer slaughter 2011 i witnessed a whitechapel wall of death. just before the vocalist called the charge this guy starts to hardcore two-step right in the middle of it which only pissed off the already pumped up metalheads on both sides. dude got wrecked. mfw
    summer slaughter 2011 i witnessed a whitechapel wall of death. just before the vocalist called the charge this guy starts to hardcore two-step right in the middle of it which only pissed off the already pumped up metalheads on both sides. dude got wrecked. mfw
    User avatar#31 - goondas
    Reply+3
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    "Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that.

    Metal men are gentlemenly as ****"

    Your highlighting makes no sense. These few lines make no sense out of context. I still had to read the whole thing anyway. Highlighting fail.
    User avatar#32 to #31 - cheeziswin [OP]
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Plot Twist: I wasn't the one who highlighted. The description kinda proves this.
    User avatar#222 - mrcatface
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Obviously whoever pulled her shirt down wasn't very gentlemanly....
    User avatar#149 - basicargentinian
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    In an Iron Maiden concert I aprehended a thief of the blackish persuation knifing some kids backpack to steal the contest, I was struglin with him when a 7' giant who had seen this events unfold punched him right in the middle of the face, knocking him out.
    User avatar#30 - iliekcereal
    Reply+2
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I don't really like metal too much, but the fans are cool as ****
    User avatar#418 - jackdh
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Link to wall in video.
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=EORH8Nx6FHU
    User avatar#402 - jaagupnael
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I haven´t been on FJ for a while and what´s up with the little lamps?
    User avatar#407 to #402 - whycanticaps
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    It tries to read the text in the post
    User avatar#406 to #402 - mymiddleleg
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I dont think anyone know, it just appeared out of nowhere
    User avatar#404 to #402 - polymerisation
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    ^ I second that question
    #264 - anon id: 80b9b534
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    "infusing my breasts"
    #142 - jiztastic
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    thats so brutals
    thats so brutals
    #88 - jakeharman
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Theres always one big black guy there to just punch people, i mean cmon, thats not proper pit etiquette
    User avatar#94 to #88 - badgerbaiting
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    "That guy" kneed me in the face as I was getting up, and proceeded to laugh. I gave him a Glasgow kiss in return.
    #68 - fuzzywumkins
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Whats a 'wall of death'?


    Please dont kill me...im honestly just naive about such things and dont know.
    User avatar#70 to #68 - aldheim
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    A wall where people die.
    Duh.
    #73 to #70 - fuzzywumkins
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Comment Picture
    User avatar#97 to #73 - badgerbaiting
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    The crowd is split into two sides, who line up and proceed to run at each other with reckless abandon.
    #435 to #97 - fuzzywumkins
    Reply0
    (05/12/2013)[-]
    WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR.   
Here.   
Have a kitten.   
Gold star for you.   
You were a good person today.   
I love you.
    WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR.
    Here.
    Have a kitten.
    Gold star for you.
    You were a good person today.
    I love you.
    User avatar#76 to #68 - ahoybokchoy
    Reply0
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Google it.
    #80 to #76 - fuzzywumkins
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    No.
    No.
    #87 to #68 - koe
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    User avatar#67 - TheReptar
    Reply+1
    (05/09/2013)[-]
    It's called mosh etiquette.
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