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#312 - anonexplains (05/09/2013) [-]
Its been a long time i'm here after i deleted my account. What is the light bulb thing in the description?
User avatar #319 to #312 - hitlersoneballsack (05/09/2013) [-]
It is to light up funnyjunk at night so you can see
User avatar #200 - snakefire (05/09/2013) [-]
I saw the picture, and only read the first highlighted line of text and thought this was about the holocost.
User avatar #199 - cmurphyjrjrjr (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #192 - rhetoricalfunny (05/09/2013) [-]
Moshers are some of the nicest ******* people I've ever met. I was practically thrown down once, I never hit the ground before I was on my feet again.
User avatar #125 - malacyman (05/09/2013) [-]
I almost knocked out some douchebag when i went or see Volbeat in spokane. he was jumping like this |O| , not giving a **** who he hit. then him and my friend got in a scrap and tried putting him in a headlock. i looked the ****** in the eyes and put him in a headlock. by then security came.
#137 to #125 - portugaltheman (05/09/2013) [-]
You wouldn't want to mess with this guy
User avatar #145 to #137 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
lol'd
User avatar #139 to #137 - malacyman (05/09/2013) [-]
not at a concert anyways. bastards got his elbows out and what not
#181 to #125 - anonexplains (05/09/2013) [-]
**** yeah, thumbed for volbeat
User avatar #401 to #181 - malacyman (05/09/2013) [-]
the only thing that bothered me was when they played Pool of booze. they brought a bunch of kids on stage. the oldest one had to no older than 13, and the rest were around 8-10
User avatar #129 to #125 - malacyman (05/09/2013) [-]
** the guy was around 35-40 years old. my friend and I are 17
User avatar #127 to #125 - malacyman (05/09/2013) [-]
FFS. |_ O _|
User avatar #126 to #125 - malacyman (05/09/2013) [-]
*to
#122 - iamphoenix (05/09/2013) [-]
Mosh pit etiquette is truly to be admired.
User avatar #39 - thedippestofshits ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
most moshpits, circlepits and walls of death are like this. a girl i know once got stuck in a mosh pit. Seeing how scared she was, a couple of guys picked her up and started a crowd surf to get her out. There's just unspoken rules in those things. you go in there to go wild, not to try and hurt someone.

**** changes when you get into the "darker" metal concerts though.
#55 to #39 - anonexplains (05/09/2013) [-]
In my experience, the less popular the band is, the nicer the fans are. Not sure exactly what you mean by darker metal concerts, but black metal concerts have some of the best moshpits (in terms of playing nice).
#163 - Fucktackler (05/09/2013) [-]
I sometimes just watch from the back, pick out on douche bag that deserves it then i batman justice him when i see him blatantly **** with a smaller feeble person.
#38 - sanbichemabob (05/09/2013) [-]
summer slaughter 2011 i witnessed a whitechapel wall of death. just before the vocalist called the charge this guy starts to hardcore two-step right in the middle of it which only pissed off the already pumped up metalheads on both sides. dude got wrecked. mfw
summer slaughter 2011 i witnessed a whitechapel wall of death. just before the vocalist called the charge this guy starts to hardcore two-step right in the middle of it which only pissed off the already pumped up metalheads on both sides. dude got wrecked. mfw
User avatar #31 - goondas (05/09/2013) [-]
"Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that.

Metal men are gentlemenly as **** "

Your highlighting makes no sense. These few lines make no sense out of context. I still had to read the whole thing anyway. Highlighting fail.
User avatar #32 to #31 - cheeziswin (05/09/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: I wasn't the one who highlighted. The description kinda proves this.
User avatar #222 - mrcatface (05/09/2013) [-]
Obviously whoever pulled her shirt down wasn't very gentlemanly....
User avatar #149 - basicargentinian (05/09/2013) [-]
In an Iron Maiden concert I aprehended a thief of the blackish persuation knifing some kids backpack to steal the contest, I was struglin with him when a 7' giant who had seen this events unfold punched him right in the middle of the face, knocking him out.
User avatar #30 - iliekcereal (05/09/2013) [-]
I don't really like metal too much, but the fans are cool as ****
#418 - jackdh (05/09/2013) [-]
Link to wall in video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EORH8Nx6FHU
User avatar #402 - jaagupnael (05/09/2013) [-]
I haven´t been on FJ for a while and what´s up with the little lamps?
User avatar #407 to #402 - whycanticaps (05/09/2013) [-]
It tries to read the text in the post
User avatar #406 to #402 - mymiddleleg (05/09/2013) [-]
I dont think anyone know, it just appeared out of nowhere
User avatar #404 to #402 - polymerisation (05/09/2013) [-]
^ I second that question
#272 - gojiraman (05/09/2013) [-]
Moshpits and wall of death's is often quite violent but when someone falls people are very eager to get him up on his feet again so he wont get tramped upon.
#142 - jiztastic (05/09/2013) [-]
thats so brutals
#68 - fuzzywumkins (05/09/2013) [-]
Whats a 'wall of death'?


Please dont kill me...im honestly just naive about such things and dont know.
User avatar #70 to #68 - aldheim (05/09/2013) [-]
A wall where people die.
Duh.
User avatar #97 to #73 - badgerbaiting (05/09/2013) [-]
The crowd is split into two sides, who line up and proceed to run at each other with reckless abandon.
#435 to #97 - fuzzywumkins (05/12/2013) [-]
WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR.   
Here.   
Have a kitten.   
Gold star for you.   
You were a good person today.   
I love you.
WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR.
Here.
Have a kitten.
Gold star for you.
You were a good person today.
I love you.
User avatar #76 to #68 - ahoybokchoy (05/09/2013) [-]
Google it.
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#88 - jakeharman (05/09/2013) [-]
Theres always one big black guy there to just punch people, i mean cmon, thats not proper pit etiquette
User avatar #94 to #88 - badgerbaiting (05/09/2013) [-]
"That guy" kneed me in the face as I was getting up, and proceeded to laugh. I gave him a Glasgow kiss in return.
User avatar #67 - TheReptar (05/09/2013) [-]
It's called mosh etiquette.
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