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#312
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anon
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(05/09/2013)
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Its been a long time i'm here after i deleted my account. What is the light bulb thing in the description?
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hitlersoneballsack
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(05/09/2013)
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It is to light up funnyjunk at night so you can see
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grimmreaperz
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#200
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snakefire
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(05/09/2013)
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I saw the picture, and only read the first highlighted line of text and thought this was about the holocost.
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cmurphyjrjrjr
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(05/09/2013)
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I we were tea mean with amend (l den“!
dragged [TIE tilted) hhaha' were starting a wall wash
and the guy who was tellng with me needless it weild be funny ta pull
my we deem. infusing my breasts. than threw NIB In the middle tat
this wall of death right as We admit m meet. I stumble In the
meddle and hit the wall sameness screamed "STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!"
and I thaught they were all going m eagle at the. leased, ens guy
helped me never up, humus helped me tn mutest, and
leaked at him, me. each ether. than needed and punched the guy in
the fees haters fencing has we the wall that was sheet to term again.
Mata] men are as ****.
#192
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rhetoricalfunny
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Moshers are some of the nicest ******* people I've ever met. I was practically thrown down once, I never hit the ground before I was on my feet again.
#125
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malacyman
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I almost knocked out some douchebag when i went or see Volbeat in spokane. he was jumping like this |
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| , not giving a **** who he hit. then him and my friend got in a scrap and tried putting him in a headlock. i looked the ****** in the eyes and put him in a headlock. by then security came.
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portugaltheman
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(05/09/2013)
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You wouldn't want to mess with this guy
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mrgoodlove
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lol'd
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malacyman
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not at a concert anyways. bastards got his elbows out and what not
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anon
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**** yeah, thumbed for volbeat
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malacyman
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the only thing that bothered me was when they played Pool of booze. they brought a bunch of kids on stage. the oldest one had to no older than 13, and the rest were around 8-10
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malacyman
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** the guy was around 35-40 years old. my friend and I are 17
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malacyman
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FFS. |_ O _|
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malacyman
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*to
#39
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thedippestofshits
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most moshpits, circlepits and walls of death are like this. a girl i know once got stuck in a mosh pit. Seeing how scared she was, a couple of guys picked her up and started a crowd surf to get her out. There's just unspoken rules in those things. you go in there to go wild, not to try and hurt someone.
**** changes when you get into the "darker" metal concerts though.
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anon
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In my experience, the less popular the band is, the nicer the fans are. Not sure exactly what you mean by darker metal concerts, but black metal concerts have some of the best moshpits (in terms of playing nice).
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Fucktackler
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I sometimes just watch from the back, pick out on douche bag that deserves it then i batman justice him when i see him blatantly **** with a smaller feeble person.
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summer slaughter 2011 i witnessed a whitechapel wall of death. just before the vocalist called the charge this guy starts to hardcore two-step right in the middle of it which only pissed off the already pumped up metalheads on both sides. dude got wrecked. mfw
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goondas
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"Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that.
Metal men are gentlemenly as ****"
Your highlighting makes no sense. These few lines make no sense out of context. I still had to read the whole thing anyway. Highlighting fail.
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cheeziswin
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(05/09/2013)
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Plot Twist: I wasn't the one who highlighted.
The description kinda proves this.
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mrcatface
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(05/09/2013)
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Obviously whoever pulled her shirt down wasn't very gentlemanly....
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basicargentinian
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(05/09/2013)
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In an Iron Maiden concert I aprehended a thief of the blackish persuation knifing some kids backpack to steal the contest, I was struglin with him when a 7' giant who had seen this events unfold punched him right in the middle of the face, knocking him out.
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iliekcereal
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I don't really like metal too much, but the fans are cool as ****
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jackdh
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(05/09/2013)
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Link to wall in video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EORH8Nx6FHU
#402
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jaagupnael
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(05/09/2013)
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I haven´t been on FJ for a while and what´s up with the little lamps?
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whycanticaps
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(05/09/2013)
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It tries to read the text in the post
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mymiddleleg
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(05/09/2013)
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I dont think anyone know, it just appeared out of nowhere
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polymerisation
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(05/09/2013)
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^ I second that question
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anon
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"infusing my breasts"
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jiztastic
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(05/09/2013)
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thats so brutals
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jakeharman
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Theres always one big black guy there to just punch people, i mean cmon, thats not proper pit etiquette
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badgerbaiting
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"That guy" kneed me in the face as I was getting up, and proceeded to laugh. I gave him a Glasgow kiss in return.
#68
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fuzzywumkins
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(05/09/2013)
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Whats a 'wall of death'?
Please dont kill me...im honestly just naive about such things and dont know.
#70
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aldheim
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(05/09/2013)
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A wall where people die.
Duh.
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fuzzywumkins
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#97
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badgerbaiting
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The crowd is split into two sides, who line up and proceed to run at each other with reckless abandon.
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fuzzywumkins
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(05/12/2013)
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WHY THANK YOU KIND SIR.
Here.
Have a kitten.
Gold star for you.
You were a good person today.
I love you.
#76
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ahoybokchoy
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(05/09/2013)
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Google it.
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fuzzywumkins
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(05/09/2013)
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No.
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#67
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TheReptar
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It's called mosh etiquette.
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