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#13 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
Sorry but could someone explain how walls of death work?
User avatar #14 to #13 - MetallicaForever (05/08/2013) [-]
crowd splits to two sides
they run at each other at full force
User avatar #15 to #14 - lokiwins ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
How fitting for your name. Also saw them at Soundwave in February :)
User avatar #17 to #15 - MetallicaForever (05/09/2013) [-]
i wish i could see them just to be able to say i could. but for some reason they choose to only tour in Europe :/
User avatar #18 to #17 - lokiwins ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Well I live in Australia so I guess I got lucky.
User avatar #20 to #18 - MetallicaForever (05/09/2013) [-]
well....they tour anywhere but here, how bout that? haha
User avatar #24 to #20 - ponyfcker (05/09/2013) [-]
Metallica: " **** Australia".

For gods sake. They came to Idaho.
User avatar #23 to #20 - lokiwins ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I don't know where here is but apparently it's Metallica City
User avatar #25 to #23 - MetallicaForever (05/09/2013) [-]
here would be the U.S
and ponyfcker, i just havent heard of them touring here recently. i remember there was one special concert, only in California though. and im in Arizona, so....yeah
#27 to #14 - anonefgtwo (05/09/2013) [-]
JUST run or do they also fight?
User avatar #43 to #27 - MetallicaForever (05/09/2013) [-]
a lot of the time, punches will be thrown from both sides, but then it just turns into another mosh pit, so not much damage gets done...somtimes
User avatar #193 to #153 - MetallicaForever (05/09/2013) [-]
sounds like a good time huh?
User avatar #226 - KillerKlownKKK (05/09/2013) [-]
I got my head busted open at a Powerman 5,000 concert when I was 15.Spider stopped the show and had security pull me up on stage and through the back because it was the fastest way out. After some super Glue and Butterfly Band-aids, I was seated stage right in a recliner from the dressing room glass in one hand bottle of Jim Beam in the other. After the show Spider drove me to the ER himself and took me home after. Great Guy!
#233 to #226 - LOLerz (05/09/2013) [-]
Thats amazing knowing Powerman 5000! I love these kind of guys!
User avatar #391 to #226 - toguro (05/09/2013) [-]
You are the first person I have met who is a fan of Powerman 5000, all I get from other people is an odd look followed by "Come again?"
User avatar #154 - instakill (05/09/2013) [-]
the general rule for pits is that if someone goes down you help them up, if someone is helpless you get them out of there, and you do not hit someone to cause injury, if you break any of these rules you are to be given twice what you gave out
#183 to #154 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Thanks officer
#135 - mishterlusk (05/09/2013) [-]
I can't stand listening to metal music, but the people aren't that bad. They're not all Satanists.

I think.
#180 to #135 - Nihatclodra (05/09/2013) [-]
just read it.
#187 to #180 - mishterlusk (05/09/2013) [-]
Do I have to?
User avatar #423 to #187 - Nihatclodra (05/09/2013) [-]
yes.
#253 to #135 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
very few are satanists, especially outside Europe
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User avatar #143 - mrgoodlove (05/09/2013) [-]
They like to be brutal in moderation
#385 - synapse (05/09/2013) [-]
You need to go to a slayer concert then...
...Oh wait... :(
User avatar #396 to #385 - chaosascendingx (05/09/2013) [-]
I went to see them at mayhem last year
User avatar #392 to #385 - TimBisley ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Dude, not okay
User avatar #446 to #385 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
Too soon..
User avatar #447 to #446 - synapse (05/18/2013) [-]
... :'(
#213 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
Metal men are gentlemanly as **** , except the one who pulled off your top in the first place.
#166 - HolyArachnid (05/09/2013) [-]
.....and the lightbulb decides to spit out "NIB", of all things, on a post about metal. Thanks, lightbulb; now I know what I'm gonna have stuck in my head all week ;P
User avatar #147 - athojew (05/09/2013) [-]
At Heavy MTL during motorhead I crowd surfed for the first time (i was 16) I get up look behind me and a midget is also crowd surfing, he gets to the end security pulls him down and he just stands there with blood coming out of god knows which orifice and faints. And i'm just like wut?
User avatar #72 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
First mosh pit was at Tech N9ne's Hostile Takeover tour last year(yes my first mosh pit was at a rap concert, deal with it). Prozak started it and i can proudly say it was one of the best times I've ever had. You'd think people would be attacking each other and **** , but if you fell over, people helped you up, asked you if you were ok, and then let you go back in the pit.
User avatar #124 to #72 - calawesome (05/09/2013) [-]
I'll deal with it. Tech n9ne is actually talented.
#108 to #72 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
That's not a mosh pit then.
User avatar #292 to #108 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Yes. Just because it wasn't at a metal concert, it's not a mosh pit.
#357 to #292 - ironstrike (05/09/2013) [-]
Tell me, where did I say that.

I could give a **** less what genre of music it is. I wasn't judging you or anyone else for that matter based on what kind of music you're listening to.

User avatar #419 to #357 - samxdaxman ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
My bad, I assumed that. But regardless, how is it not a mosh pit?
#206 - lujan ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
>at Coheed and Cambria headlining concert
>first band is Russian Circles
>everyone has good time, no violence, a little moshing
>Between the Buried and Me comes on next
>everyone goes *******
>see people with broken glasses and bloody noses
>not a big fan so I go off to the side a bit
>Coheed finally comes on
>btbam fans still going ******* (coheed isn't the type for a violent crowd)
>I get punched the face, can't even tell by who
>fight breaks out on the other side
>Claudio Sanchez stops show and tells the violent people to "GET THE **** OUT"
>show still isn't much better

mfw btbam fans ruined me seeing my favorite band
User avatar #450 to #206 - girguy (08/17/2014) [-]
i ******* love btbam

I rap **** my neightbor's first born child just to sniff the hands of tommy giles rogers' best friend's mom
#136 - kitsunemochalite (05/09/2013) [-]
When I first started going to metal shows my family would worry, some of the best people I have ever met have been at those shows. No regrets
#19 - spartanswimmer (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #12 - ponyfcker (05/08/2013) [-]
That reminds me of the Mayhem Festival in Boise, Idaho last year. I was in the most pit for the final act. I can't remember it, but it was the final act. It was fun.
There was this really drunk guy and he was just doing his **** dancing have having fun. He was shoved by this huge ****** for accidentally spilling his beer, even after the drunk guy said sorry and offered to pay him back for the beer. Anyways, the drunk guy landed in the middle of the pit and like 5 people rushed in to help him before he was stopped on. Then like 3 other guys went over to huge guy to ask him what his problem was and the huge guy started to go crazy over it because he was having a bad day. It was sorted out and he got a new beer and like 2 more friends. It was cool.

I have a 2nd story but I forgot it. I will come back when I remember it.
#22 to #12 - longcock (05/09/2013) [-]
First metal story not containing beating :)
User avatar #200 - snakefire (05/09/2013) [-]
I saw the picture, and only read the first highlighted line of text and thought this was about the holocost.
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User avatar #192 - rhetoricalfunny (05/09/2013) [-]
Moshers are some of the nicest ******* people I've ever met. I was practically thrown down once, I never hit the ground before I was on my feet again.
#122 - iamphoenix (05/09/2013) [-]
Mosh pit etiquette is truly to be admired.
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