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#82 - drhoffable (05/09/2013) [-]
> be 17
>at beach getting baked
> man i'm hungry
> one little wave
> then beach is covered in doritos
> stunned, we slowley approached the bags of wonder
> one by one eating the glorious mini triangular delights
> the night goes on
> go home
> look on news net day about what happened ( dorito-cargo-etc )
> disappointed.jpg
> not gift from the stoner gods
> depressed i sat in my room for days
> mother recommended i see a doctor; so i did
> clinical depression is now what i have
> i started going to groups
> thats where i met this cute girl
> told her my story
> blew her mind
> she worked on the same boat that the cargo fell off of
> she got fired and now shes at group for depression as well
> all thanks to marijuana and doritos i found the love of my life.

Tl;Dr - dorito outbreak got me laid
#81 - obxgamer (05/09/2013) [-]
I live there... WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?!?!
User avatar #79 - whyinuse (05/09/2013) [-]
I think it will be salty chips
User avatar #77 - nerdicorn (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I WAS ******* THERE. I remember when that happened.
#71 - lolerlaura (05/09/2013) [-]
I went to war with my front yard and found a bag of dorritos under some ivy and grass. It was bleached so much by the elements that you almost couldn't see the name. I played a prank on my best friend's douchey boyfriend and fed him the old dorritos. He said they were tasty.

>Pic related it's all the crap I pulled out of my yard (so far only partly done with the front)
#70 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
outer banks are only 30 minutes away from me... why was I not informed?!?
#64 - anon (05/09/2013) [-]
Not that's goddamn quality.
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User avatar #9 - KayRed (05/09/2013) [-]
And seeing as Taco Bell uses sand in their "beef", you got yourself some Doritos Tacos right there.
#47 - dcdt (05/09/2013) [-]
Why we aren't at that beach
#43 - pyrusd (05/09/2013) [-]
I'll be that guy. Why were chips on a container ship? Were they made in and meant for our country orrrrrrr what?
User avatar #76 - moseph (05/09/2013) [-]
Bleugh, I hate Doritos. Hellbeach.
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