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#124 - thebritishguy (05/08/2013) [+] (8 replies)
maybe if it wasn't for the dark ages...
User avatar #127 to #124 - binbunny (05/08/2013) [-]
The Roman Empire fell dick nugget
#67 - fargone (05/08/2013) [+] (4 replies)
You were born 38,000 years too early to kill xenos
User avatar #21 - Kairyuka (05/08/2013) [-]
Posted on the most amazing information network ever created. You can explore the entire world with the click of a button.
#148 - VaultTechy (05/08/2013) [-]
All the lightbulb says is "You were born." and for some reason that's the harshest feels of the whole post.
User avatar #31 - fresty (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You were born too late.
You will never explore your Mom.
Feels bad, man.
User avatar #11 - bannedfartoooften (05/08/2013) [-]
Actually, they're going to start colonizing Mars in eight years.
There's a website if you want to sign up.
#197 - wizardbaker ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Just in time to explore oceans
#165 - Jctomlinson (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You were born a thousand years to late to become a fossil after you die. You were born a thousand years too early to be transplanted into a robot. Feelsbadman.
#137 - muffinssnuffims (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When were you born? The first people to explore Mars will almost definitely be in this century, and will quite likely be within 2 decades.

For those who don't know much about exploring Mars: If you can send a couple people, you're actually much closer already to sending a lot of people to make small colonies than you are for say, the moon. Because the moon orbits the earth, you can go there and come back literally any day. But because of Mars' orbit, there are only 2 options (usually only the worse one): a 5 week stay on the surface after months of travelling, or a 2 year stay in total. Meaning you must have full life support, etc.

So don't count yourself out because of when you are, and instead make sure you don't get counted out because of who you are, because that'll be the bigger issue.
User avatar #140 to #137 - TardytheTurtle (05/08/2013) [-]
my dad and stepmom are already signed up for colonizing mars
they were something like 4&5 on the list
I don't know why, but this actually sounds like a better last goodbye than a funeral to me
#132 - ilikepatatas (05/08/2013) [-]
you were born too early ,
now you will never see your parents again,
feels batman
User avatar #130 - SognaVetr (05/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
We are born just in time to explore earth. 500 years ago you should be one of the "lucky" few to get to another continent, get a dissease and die in a random battle far from home. Now you just have to buy an airplane ticket and YOU will discover places YOU have never been too.
User avatar #104 - manformen (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
You were born in the middle of the great evelotion of techology
User avatar #105 to #104 - manformen (05/08/2013) [-]
technology*
#97 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
But you were born just right to watch the evolution of technology.
User avatar #54 - caesarslegion ONLINE (05/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Russia plans to send a manned crew to Mars by 2032? I think.

Obv' America has to one up Russia so we'll probably be landing on Mars around 2020-2030. I'd say colonization and terraforming of Mars will happen around 2040-2070, so you may be old, but if you play your cards right, you may find yourself aboard the shuttle to colonize Mars.
#65 to #54 - bronybox ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
2032 you say?
THEY KNOW, THEY ARE PREPARING.
IT'S AN EARLY ESCAPE PLAN.
User avatar #2 - savethedinosaurs (05/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We haven't explored the bottom of the ocean and the deepest jungles yet. If you want to become an explorer, you still can.
User avatar #188 - silkydelicious (05/08/2013) [-]
Born too ugly. I'll never explore a vagina.
User avatar #185 - basicargentinian (05/08/2013) [-]
But you've been born right in time to explore the interwebs in the brave search for newer, hotter porn.
#153 - craazhy (05/08/2013) [-]
I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY UNTIL NOW OP   
FUCKIN...   
FUCK
I WAS HAVING A GOOD DAY UNTIL NOW OP
FUCKIN...
FUCK
#107 - fuzdohraa (05/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
+1
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