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User avatar #669 - jammyz ONLINE (05/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Chaim Zanvl Abramowitz...

A Russian Jew.

Who fasted all the time and sat in water all day, for so long that he ended up having to be chopped out of ice.

He also attended Tikkun Chatzos, the "expression of mourning over the destruction of the Temple of Jerusalem" and cried so much that the ashes he was sitting on turned to mud.

How pleasant.
#643 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
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why do i have to be a ****** canadian
#624 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
I was Dawn Crosby
#606 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
Jeremy Brett... actor which played Sherlock Holmes in some old tv show... not bad :/
#587 - osi (05/08/2013) [-]
i was samuel ******** **** me
#567 - anonymous (05/08/2013) [-]
James Butler, 7th Marquess of Ormonde

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User avatar #539 - Ruspanic (05/08/2013) [-]
Hmm... George Peppard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Peppard
#518 - swordwoman (05/08/2013) [-]
"Martin Eichler (29 March 1912 – 7 October 1992) was a German number theorist.   
Eichler received his Ph.D. from the Martin Luther University of Halle-Wittenberg in 1936.   
Eichler once stated that there were five fundamental operations of mathematics: addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, and modular forms. He is linked with Goro Shimura in the development of a method to construct elliptic curves from certain modular forms. The converse notion that every elliptic curve has a corresponding modular form would later be the key to the proof of Fermat's last theorem."   
   
THEN WHY DO I SUCK AT MATH SO BADLY.
"Martin Eichler (29 March 1912 – 7 October 1992) was a German number theorist.
Eichler received his Ph.D. from the Martin Luther University of Halle-Wittenberg in 1936.
Eichler once stated that there were five fundamental operations of mathematics: addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, and modular forms. He is linked with Goro Shimura in the development of a method to construct elliptic curves from certain modular forms. The converse notion that every elliptic curve has a corresponding modular form would later be the key to the proof of Fermat's last theorem."

THEN WHY DO I SUCK AT MATH SO BADLY.


#500 - insanetoaster (05/08/2013) [-]
tupac shakur a.k.a 2pac
User avatar #483 - backupclover (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm Edward Leigh, an English cricketer... I hate cricket.
User avatar #462 - hydrosbro (05/08/2013) [-]
Mykola Lebed
***** broke out from a life time jail
#443 - healscrit (05/08/2013) [-]
sweet i was a Russian pilot who bombed the **** out of some Nazis
User avatar #425 - drainbramage (05/08/2013) [-]
Princess Diana, I'm a pretty princess.
#407 - halospartans ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_R._Broccoli
I was a god dmaned broccoli...
User avatar #365 - cweepew ONLINE (05/08/2013) [-]
Ginette Leclerc (9 February 1912 – 2 January 1992) was a French film actress. She appeared in nearly 90 films between 1932 and 1978. Her last TV appearance was in 1981.
She was born Geneviève Lucie Menut in Paris, France and died in Paris. She is possibly best-remembered for her roles in such films as Le Corbeau (1943), L'homme de nulle part (1937), The Baker's Wife (1938), Cab Number 13 (1948), and Tropic of Cancer (1970).

damnit a french woman :(
#339 - paraflax (05/08/2013) [-]
I was a professional football player in the Canadian Football League
Bernie Faloney
#297 - thebitcher (05/08/2013) [-]
Just enlarge and read the highlighted text. Do it.
#277 - masterofmimic (05/08/2013) [-]
holly **** i was harry bellaver!
#252 - underporches (05/08/2013) [-]
John Wittig, a Danish film actor.
John Wittig, a Danish film actor.
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