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User avatar #175 - qun ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
alright that did it -.-, ... why do i spend time on this channel again?
User avatar #137 - purealterego (05/04/2013) [-]
And it wont even let me post something more than 2mb....
User avatar #136 - squidamon (05/04/2013) [-]
I thought he was talking about the phone at first...
#132 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2013) [-]
This just reminded me of my recent ex. He turns to alcohol for every little and big thing. Can't sleep? Alcohol. GF or family upset you or got you mad? Alcohol. Just because? Alcohol. Sad thing is he almost died over it a year ago and still hasn't learned anything from it. It ripped me up inside the night he came home drunk for the first time in months since being out the hospital. How am I supposed to help someone who won't help themselves? When I saw this, it just reminds me what's in store for him and his family and he doesn't want to realize it. Worst of all, his unborn baby will either have an alcoholic father or a dead one.
User avatar #119 - huffe (05/04/2013) [-]
this is ******* gay. maybe OP should kill himself so his family can feel the pain that is an appropriate punishment for this extravagant faggotry
User avatar #120 to #119 - huffe (05/04/2013) [-]
and then OP can burn in hell for all eternity
User avatar #121 to #120 - huffe (05/04/2013) [-]
anybody get yet that i hate these ******* "feels"?
User avatar #127 to #121 - saberalter (05/04/2013) [-]
no i didn't notice
#125 - faroeseguy (05/04/2013) [-]
Most part of the story I kept thinking about NOKIA.
User avatar #122 - huffe (05/04/2013) [-]
and also, suicide is a ******* pansy ass way of leaving the world. it is basically saying that "i'm not strong enough to keep living anymore".
people who do it are not brave, or anything else positive for that matter. they have stated through their final action that they are not brave enough to keep living. and anyone who thinks they are "heroes" (see mitch hedberg or whatever) are ******* dumb as ****
i'm gonna go out with a bang, or when i'm old as **** and have lived my life.
#108 - itrooztrooperdown (05/04/2013) [-]
Idk maybe I would kill myself too, but I'm just too lazy for that. I'll die anyway, what's the point? Not even feeling this.
#106 - lavitts (05/04/2013) [-]
I couldn't resist.
User avatar #102 - xyxoz (05/04/2013) [-]
WHERE THE **** IS THAT LITTLE LIGHTBULB WHEN YOU NEED IT
#101 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2013) [-]
TL ************* SEMI COLON OR WHATEVER THIS SIGN IS CALLED, ; <--- THERE IT IS DR
#53 - danlathegreat (05/04/2013) [-]
Come on man, it's just a cell phone. Plug it in and stop being a pansy.
User avatar #50 - lemoron (05/04/2013) [-]
tbh I thought it was talking about the phone at first....
#27 - pentol ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
i have set a date for my suicide.
it is the day my little sister has her final exam.
my cynical bastard ass will ruin everything, but not my sis's education.
i don't feel anything anymore. only emptyness
#49 to #27 - cobaltlumi (05/04/2013) [-]
I've thought about suicide a lot lately. I always hear people say   
   
&quot;You're so selfish, ruining everyone elses lives!&quot;   
I always hated that excuse, it made me feel so much worse. My life only means something to you when I might die? What about my pain, do you not care?   
   
How cruel. Don't stay alive for them. Don't stay alive for the people who would be hurt by your passing. Don't suffer for them.    
   
Suffer through because it will get better. Find hope in something; anything. You deserve to be happy, too. Stop putting yourself away for others, find what makes you happy and make it happen!   
   
Your sister and friends will be hurt by you leaving if you do. But don't let that be your only reason for living; make your own reason. You have a purpose in life, and maybe its hard to see it, but you can find it. If you can't find it, MAKE one. You, internet stranger, are worth something. You deserve to live, and you deserve to be happy.   
   
So stay alive for YOU. You CAN find a way to be happy in this life, I know you can! I know that you can be happy. Someone, something, somewhere can make you happy, you just have to go find it. So please, don't live for others anymore. Live to be you, and live so you can learn what makes you happy. Please, don't ever give up on hope for yourself!    
   
You're a good person inside, and you know that. Maybe the world around can't see it. Maybe you need help. Im just asking you, please live to be happy. Smile today, and do something.    
   
It is true that others will be hurt by your leaving, but that isnt why you should stay alive. You should stay alive because you are worth it. Sorry for long post and being over sentimental or optimistic, but I just feel that no one should go like that. No one should feel pain. I know that pain, and I know that feeling of losing empathy.    
   
My goal isnt to GUILT you into staying alive. My goal is to convince you to be happy.
I've thought about suicide a lot lately. I always hear people say

"You're so selfish, ruining everyone elses lives!"
I always hated that excuse, it made me feel so much worse. My life only means something to you when I might die? What about my pain, do you not care?

How cruel. Don't stay alive for them. Don't stay alive for the people who would be hurt by your passing. Don't suffer for them.

Suffer through because it will get better. Find hope in something; anything. You deserve to be happy, too. Stop putting yourself away for others, find what makes you happy and make it happen!

Your sister and friends will be hurt by you leaving if you do. But don't let that be your only reason for living; make your own reason. You have a purpose in life, and maybe its hard to see it, but you can find it. If you can't find it, MAKE one. You, internet stranger, are worth something. You deserve to live, and you deserve to be happy.

So stay alive for YOU. You CAN find a way to be happy in this life, I know you can! I know that you can be happy. Someone, something, somewhere can make you happy, you just have to go find it. So please, don't live for others anymore. Live to be you, and live so you can learn what makes you happy. Please, don't ever give up on hope for yourself!

You're a good person inside, and you know that. Maybe the world around can't see it. Maybe you need help. Im just asking you, please live to be happy. Smile today, and do something.

It is true that others will be hurt by your leaving, but that isnt why you should stay alive. You should stay alive because you are worth it. Sorry for long post and being over sentimental or optimistic, but I just feel that no one should go like that. No one should feel pain. I know that pain, and I know that feeling of losing empathy.

My goal isnt to GUILT you into staying alive. My goal is to convince you to be happy.
User avatar #44 to #27 - dharkmoswen (05/04/2013) [-]
<not like anyone else. I'm not going to tell you not to. If you wanna be a coward and run off before things get good, more power to you, BUT think on this; The day you DO off yourself, your sis will not have any reason to use that education. If I found out someone waited until I finished school to KILL themselves, I'd not be able to use anything I learned there. So ya, go ahead and kill yourself, but just remember, If your sister really thinks that much of you and you off yourself in relation to her, it'll hurt her more than seeing you suffer through life ever could.

tl;dr: Flawed logic there, she obviously cares, don't be a dick
User avatar #38 to #27 - Rockycrack (05/04/2013) [-]
you could go to a war devastated country and, i dont know, save little girls from being raped and such. You'll probably end up dead, but thats what you wanted on the first place and it would mean the world for those you saved, even if you dont care about them
#36 to #27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2013) [-]
Everybodysfriend someone needs you
User avatar #28 to #27 - ass (05/04/2013) [-]
Listen, if you commit suicide, no one will be more damaged than those near you. Even if there isn't someone near you, there is always someone who thought of you. A friend who had a laugh with you, a guy you talked to online, a girl who you joked to, and many more which you don't remember because of the sadness that limits your view to only what's wrong in your life.

Don't kill yourself, think about your sister.
#35 to #28 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2013) [-]
If he commits suicide he will before everything else harm himself and all the possible futures that lie ahead of him
#29 to #28 - pentol ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
i'm not sad. i'm empty.
i know people care about me, but i... don't care particularly much for them.
while people around me are going to be hurt, i can't bring myself to care more than to postpone it. my life is not going to improve, because of short term decisions i've taken over the last 6 months, which i took because i have planed to kill myself.
if i can stop feeling empty at the expense of others sadness, so be it.
#33 to #29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2013) [-]
I too made some decisions i regret deeply now that i thought about them.
But live isn't hard at all. It's the system that makes you think that if you make a wrong decision you will fall behind, unable to catch up to the others. That you are useless because you made these decisions. But in the end there always and i mean always is a way to change and maybe not undo the wrong decision but find another road to go. I feel he same way as you but even though i cannot see the road i will take i know that noone ever does and the unknown is the curse every human being has to live with. And it may seem like all the others don't see this but deep inside we all know this is the truth. And because the unknown is the best and the worst at the same time you should carry on...until you can see all the things you still can do. The world is not as cruel as you think...
User avatar #31 to #29 - ass (05/04/2013) [-]
This arrogant act will harm you the most. Find a way to make your life worth living. Gaming completes many peoples' emptiness. Try that.
#34 to #31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2013) [-]
You are not helpful
User avatar #37 to #34 - ass (05/04/2013) [-]
At least I try.
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/04/2013) [-]
repost
User avatar #45 - ziihexiee (05/04/2013) [-]
the most depressing thing is that this is a repost.
User avatar #39 - bitchplzzz (05/04/2013) [-]
queer
User avatar #26 - sealman (05/04/2013) [-]
Sigh, and it goes on...
User avatar #23 - kingofthenoobz (05/04/2013) [-]
p.s. ur little bro gives great head
User avatar #21 - anonymoose ONLINE (05/04/2013) [-]
For too long I thought this was talking about his phone dying.
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