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#141 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #175 to #163 - DiabloStrawhat (05/03/2013) [-]
No, we can't just bomb them. That's way too drastic.
#50 - unknownmamba (05/03/2013) [-]
And you have this nightmare of a thing below you
#32 - riefenstahl (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
As a person who is terrified of water. **** you.
User avatar #238 - XchemicalkidX (05/03/2013) [-]
The thought of doing that just made me feel so weird.. s:
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#208 - thatguynobodylikes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#196 - syddi (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For those who would like to see the video : www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0 (it's not scary at all)
User avatar #133 - CaptainKill (05/03/2013) [-]
Bitch please.

I once dived over a drop off like that, and it was 120 ft under the waves. Combining that dramatic view of the drop off with looking at your depth gauge and seeing it maxed out is something you cannot get snorkeling.
User avatar #124 - stevvyboi (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hey, Conscience, am I dead?
#102 - toncheky ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Snorkelling.
User avatar #100 - cptjoe (05/03/2013) [-]
...and when I get scarred of the endless deep I just sing in my head... lets keep swimming, lets swimming, swimmy, swimmy, swimming...
User avatar #37 - lexausaurusrex ONLINE (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think the fact that we are afraid of open water comes from videogames ....
Most videogames when put into a sandboxe have these giant ******* monster that lurk into the deep water and will eat your sorry ass.
Or a fatigue meter telling you that you are going to ******* die drowning.
User avatar #46 to #37 - coolcalx (05/03/2013) [-]
I think the fear of open water comes from not being able to stand or see where the bottom is.
User avatar #23 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
He's gonna touch the butt
User avatar #172 - welfarekid (05/03/2013) [-]
I went snorkeling in the Bahamas, and we went out past the reef, and I know what you mean. It is kind of depressing really. I just got this dullness inside of me after swimming over that vast open chasm.
#128 - fridayiminlove (05/03/2013) [-]
is the picture from Tarja Turunen's video for "Until my Last Breath"?
User avatar #95 - IamEllis (05/03/2013) [-]
It's ture, I went scubba diving in jamiaca and aruba. There was an under water grand canyon type of landform and when I swam in the trench, nothing but but darkness below me. Curiosity got the best of me and I kept swimming deeper until my meter hit 60 ft, the farthest anyone of my certification level can go for safety reasons. I wanted to go so much further but with my luck, some sort of prehistoric goliath eel would swim up ans swallow me whole.
Bottom line-it really is an entirley different world down there and I have never felt so curious yet endangered before
#28 - arcanemonkey (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
nope
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