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User avatar #189 - grantika (05/03/2013) [-]
I live on a lake, and It terrifies me to **** whenever I go snorkling on the lake. It's about a mile wide, and about a mile and a half from the top to bottom. From shore, (depending where you are) it's about 4 1/2 feet to the bottom, but after that.. it just drops into a deep weedy area, and it's pretty scary. Some ********* actually released a couple alligators into the lake a couple years ago.
#141 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #175 to #163 - DiabloStrawhat (05/03/2013) [-]
No, we can't just bomb them. That's way too drastic.
#31 - jakols (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Dory is best Fish
#16 - iamphoenix (05/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
You finally understand abject horror. I don't have a lot of phobias, but the thought of passing over that abyss makes my butt clench with the force of a Neutron Star's gravity.
User avatar #36 to #16 - redtooth (05/03/2013) [-]
I also have an aversion to deep water, I don't know what's worse, when the water is deep near the coast and my head imagines the rocks are sea beasties or out in the open water (fell off a jetski once and my friend who was driving it didn't even notice).

But did you ever have a ski lift stall out while you were above a 30 meter drop abyss? Now that **** is terrifying.
User avatar #238 - XchemicalkidX (05/03/2013) [-]
The thought of doing that just made me feel so weird.. s:
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#196 - syddi (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
For those who would like to see the video : www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQITWbAaDx0 (it's not scary at all)
User avatar #133 - CaptainKill (05/03/2013) [-]
Bitch please.

I once dived over a drop off like that, and it was 120 ft under the waves. Combining that dramatic view of the drop off with looking at your depth gauge and seeing it maxed out is something you cannot get snorkeling.
User avatar #124 - stevvyboi (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Hey, Conscience, am I dead?
#102 - toncheky (05/03/2013) [-]
Snorkelling.
User avatar #100 - cptjoe (05/03/2013) [-]
...and when I get scarred of the endless deep I just sing in my head... lets keep swimming, lets swimming, swimmy, swimmy, swimming...
User avatar #37 - lexausaurusrex (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I think the fact that we are afraid of open water comes from videogames ....
Most videogames when put into a sandboxe have these giant ******* monster that lurk into the deep water and will eat your sorry ass.
Or a fatigue meter telling you that you are going to ******* die drowning.
User avatar #46 to #37 - coolcalx (05/03/2013) [-]
I think the fear of open water comes from not being able to stand or see where the bottom is.
User avatar #23 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (05/03/2013) [-]
He's gonna touch the butt
#237 - PubLandlord (05/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Completely unrelated but can someone please tell me why the bad guy in ironman 3 created a fake terrorist and kidnapped the president .


Or basically outline the bad guys plan
#268 to #237 - theshadowed (05/03/2013) [-]
****					 you and your 						****					. SOME PEOPLE HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET.
**** you and your **** . SOME PEOPLE HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET.
#128 - fridayiminlove (05/03/2013) [-]
is the picture from Tarja Turunen's video for "Until my Last Breath"?
User avatar #95 - IamEllis (05/03/2013) [-]
It's ture, I went scubba diving in jamiaca and aruba. There was an under water grand canyon type of landform and when I swam in the trench, nothing but but darkness below me. Curiosity got the best of me and I kept swimming deeper until my meter hit 60 ft, the farthest anyone of my certification level can go for safety reasons. I wanted to go so much further but with my luck, some sort of prehistoric goliath eel would swim up ans swallow me whole.
Bottom line-it really is an entirley different world down there and I have never felt so curious yet endangered before
#59 - zhao (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
all those creatures that havent changed for a million of years dwelling down there.....
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