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#37 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
HAHAHA I used to work at Chipotle....worst ****** place to work...plus they always give $2 burritos on Halloween...remember that people.....it's true...only if you show up in costume
User avatar #32 - motherloveronit (05/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - thebannedzombie (05/03/2013) [-]
"I am God, creator of man and supreme deity of the universe. The end of the world is upon us, it is time for humanity to move on to a greater existence. However, only the mightiest of men shall be allowed to undertake this journey. The only measure of a man's worth is how many men he can slay with his own strength. The man who leaves the most bodies in his wake shall rule at my side. The use of any firearm or any technology driven weapon shall result in eternal damnation in the Abyss. Let the judging begin!"
#6 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot
#180 - fifteenandahalf (05/03/2013) [-]
i would say, " The game..."
User avatar #168 - sixfootfive (05/03/2013) [-]
"This is God. Don't be alarmed. Don't look around. Don't breathe a word of this to anyone. You are the only one who can hear me...

User avatar #167 - Nystro (05/03/2013) [-]
"You are the sexiest person on Earth. Everyone wants to have sex with you right now."
Global orgies erupt. In the streets, in public stores, in front of kids. Everywhere and nonstop. Nobody stops because they all believe they are too awesome to quit. Eventually everyone on Earth dies from exhaustion.
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