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#216 - endofttme (05/03/2013) [-]
The thing is, if you were talking to EVERYONE, then even the people at chipotle would think there were free burritos...
The thing is, if you were talking to EVERYONE, then even the people at chipotle would think there were free burritos...
User avatar #210 - fdgftw (05/03/2013) [-]
Wake up.
Please wake up.
User avatar #209 - loomiss (05/03/2013) [-]
Everyone stop being assholes.
#208 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
Banana Phone.
#128 - kraetyz (05/03/2013) [-]
"You are going to die alone and there is no afterlife." Maybe not the most clever, but I'm sure a lot of people would be affected...
#123 - jacketoff (05/03/2013) [-]
I would wait for certain people to be doing something sexual. I would then say something along the lines of "You keep doing that, you are gonna go blind." Or "Yes johnny take her top off." Or a better idea wait for a **** load of people to be at a stop and whisper in their head "The driver next to you flipped you off." or wait for them to start off and say "Oh **** a deer (or if at a city intersection) a person!"
User avatar #122 - vladhellsing (05/03/2013) [-]
I would laugh manically like Jouji Nakata at the end of the Hellsing TV series and make sure everybody heard it clear as day. And then just sit back and watch.
User avatar #112 - popcornisland (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd just whisper "You're adopted"
User avatar #75 - suikerpapa (05/03/2013) [-]
better get some chipotlaway then
User avatar #72 - gratrunka (05/03/2013) [-]
I would tell them to kill themselves. It would cause those with questionable sanity to attempt death, those with depression and other disordersto attempt too, and it would cause those who are perfectly sane and healthy to question their sanity and their state of being.

Why? Because I can.
User avatar #69 - evilanakie (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i would say
****** ****** ****** ****** ****** *****
actually
i would say is
"you know what you must do right" in an almost whisper so everyone thinks that they have gone mad
User avatar #47 - willindor (05/03/2013) [-]
I would tell that VALVe should make HL3 or there would be dire consequences and that South Korea is the best Korea.
User avatar #9 - iamchicken (05/03/2013) [-]
"You have 4 months until i start breaking the seals...prepare."
#4 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
"You should kill yourself"
#133 - lilmannnn (05/03/2013) [-]
**lilmannnn rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Ugly Women ** i would tell them   What the 						****					 did you just 						*******					 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 						****					 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 						*******					 words. You think you can get away with saying that 						****					 to me over the Internet? Think again, 						******					. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 						*******					 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 						****					. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 						*******					 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 						****					 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 						*******					 dead, kiddo.
**lilmannnn rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Ugly Women ** i would tell them What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#37 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
HAHAHA I used to work at Chipotle....worst ****** place to work...plus they always give $2 burritos on Halloween...remember that people.....it's true...only if you show up in costume
User avatar #32 - motherloveronit (05/03/2013) [-]
Repost
User avatar #28 - thebannedzombie (05/03/2013) [-]
"I am God, creator of man and supreme deity of the universe. The end of the world is upon us, it is time for humanity to move on to a greater existence. However, only the mightiest of men shall be allowed to undertake this journey. The only measure of a man's worth is how many men he can slay with his own strength. The man who leaves the most bodies in his wake shall rule at my side. The use of any firearm or any technology driven weapon shall result in eternal damnation in the Abyss. Let the judging begin!"
#6 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot
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