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User avatar #224 - mustlol (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Being God would be really ******* annoying hearing all those people pray to me at one time and looking over the ******* universe and **** now I understand why he barely does anything i'd be pissed if I could hear millions of voices at one time trying to speak to me.
#170 - AresX (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Your nipples are the source of all evil, you must remove them."
"Your nipples are the source of all evil, you must remove them."
User avatar #163 - harbingerwolf (05/03/2013) [-]
"That kid over there called you gay..."
User avatar #162 - tiltaz (05/03/2013) [-]
I would say that that the guy next door is inlove with them.
Watch the Orgy unfold.
#153 - KylieAnne (05/03/2013) [-]
**KylieAnne rolled a random image posted in comment #325 at Boston all the time **
User avatar #147 - ninootendoo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
#100 - SimianLich (05/03/2013) [-]
"When you die thats it. there is no afterlife. Quit being Douchehats to each other and kill all the islamists and religious extremists.
User avatar #90 - thebitcher (05/03/2013) [-]
I am God and I will penetrate your anus. Yours in particular.
User avatar #86 - binbunny (05/03/2013) [-]
Love Kim Jong-Un
User avatar #85 - mummyslittlebitch (05/03/2013) [-]
Don't masturbate and get up early on sundays and go sit in a building and watch an old guy talk.
User avatar #84 - roflstorm ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
AYO CHISHINS!
YALL'S BEIN ASSHOLES TO ATHEISTS N **** .
YOU SEE DAT **** ?
STOB IT.
RIH NOW.
User avatar #36 - Kazseppi (05/03/2013) [-]
Remove the first sentence and it's the same question. Religion pisses me off sometimes...
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
Dear People of the World,

It came into our attention that you all are lazy individuals and egocentric creatures. Start accepting eachother or we can't assure your safety.

We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
I would tell them hey are all ******* idiots and they should try harder not to kill each other.
User avatar #25 - rockerrocksixty (05/03/2013) [-]
i would tell everyone that morgan freeman is actually god...in the voice of george takei.
#169 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/03/2013) [-]
"pokemon are real. Go walk through that long grass until you find some"
User avatar #161 - bobthedilder (05/03/2013) [-]
**bobthedilder rolled a random comment #62340 posted by elguso at Shin Anime Social Board ** :
what dose the world multiple mean to you?
<this is what id say
#159 - eyeblowbarrs (05/03/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #158 - savethepandas (05/03/2013) [-]
'The game'
#133 - lilmannnn (05/03/2013) [-]
**lilmannnn rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Ugly Women ** i would tell them   What the 						****					 did you just 						*******					 say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the 						****					 out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my 						*******					 words. You think you can get away with saying that 						****					 to me over the Internet? Think again, 						******					. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re 						*******					 dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little 						****					. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your 						*******					 tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will 						****					 fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re 						*******					 dead, kiddo.
**lilmannnn rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Ugly Women ** i would tell them What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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