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#216 - endofttme (05/03/2013) [-]
The thing is, if you were talking to EVERYONE, then even the people at chipotle would think there were free burritos...
The thing is, if you were talking to EVERYONE, then even the people at chipotle would think there were free burritos...
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User avatar #210 - fdgftw (05/03/2013) [-]
Wake up.
Please wake up.
User avatar #209 - loomiss (05/03/2013) [-]
Everyone stop being assholes.
#201 - evilfungas (05/03/2013) [-]
One minutes
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#128 - kraetyz (05/03/2013) [-]
"You are going to die alone and there is no afterlife." Maybe not the most clever, but I'm sure a lot of people would be affected...
#123 - jacketoff (05/03/2013) [-]
I would wait for certain people to be doing something sexual. I would then say something along the lines of "You keep doing that, you are gonna go blind." Or "Yes johnny take her top off." Or a better idea wait for a **** load of people to be at a stop and whisper in their head "The driver next to you flipped you off." or wait for them to start off and say "Oh **** a deer (or if at a city intersection) a person!"
User avatar #122 - vladhellsing ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
I would laugh manically like Jouji Nakata at the end of the Hellsing TV series and make sure everybody heard it clear as day. And then just sit back and watch.
User avatar #106 - zapgod (05/03/2013) [-]
i command thee to send $1 to (insert address here)
User avatar #75 - suikerpapa (05/03/2013) [-]
better get some chipotlaway then
User avatar #72 - gratrunka (05/03/2013) [-]
I would tell them to kill themselves. It would cause those with questionable sanity to attempt death, those with depression and other disordersto attempt too, and it would cause those who are perfectly sane and healthy to question their sanity and their state of being.

Why? Because I can.
User avatar #69 - evilanakie (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i would say
****** ****** ****** ****** ****** *****
actually
i would say is
"you know what you must do right" in an almost whisper so everyone thinks that they have gone mad
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User avatar #46 - Iloldmypants (05/03/2013) [-]
Probably something like "It was your fault, you could have stopped it." all vague and whispery-like. Might drive a few people into depression, assuming the people of the world are don't cotton on to the fact that EVERYONE heard it.
User avatar #43 - BadManTaliban (05/03/2013) [-]
i would make a buzzing noise that would randomly crescendo at times for the whole minute
User avatar #18 - theroflcer (05/03/2013) [-]
"Pee on the closest person next to you, you'll be gaurenteed for heaven!"
User avatar #9 - iamchicken (05/03/2013) [-]
"You have 4 months until i start breaking the seals...prepare."
#4 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
"You should kill yourself"
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