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User avatar #223 - elcreepo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement. Poop. That is all."
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User avatar #209 - loomiss ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Everyone stop being assholes.
#201 - evilfungas (05/03/2013) [-]
One minutes
#177 - Ken M (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would say something meaningful like "Do no harm to others. Love your fellow man"
but then I realized I won't get any green thumbs for that.
So I would probably say "lol errybody ur nipplz will b mine"
#146 - saone (05/03/2013) [-]
i would say : find *insert my name* who lives in "my country and my city". He is your god now.
#139 - Ken M (05/03/2013) [-]
"Only gay people are going to heaven"
Suddenly everyone starts to feel craving for cock
#138 - Ken M (05/03/2013) [-]
138th!!!
#132 - weirddark (05/03/2013) [-]
What I would say: HEY EVERYBODY! STOP BEING DICKS!!!
#130 - tedsayshi (05/03/2013) [-]
i would kill off those who are a cancer to the world. then tell every one that i did it for a better world, tell them all if you cause any harm i will kill you. then tell them everything they believe is a lie that I AM JUSTICE AND ALL MIGHTY!!
#100 - SimianLich (05/03/2013) [-]
"When you die thats it. there is no afterlife. Quit being Douchehats to each other and kill all the islamists and religious extremists.
User avatar #86 - binbunny (05/03/2013) [-]
Love Kim Jong-Un
User avatar #75 - suikerpapa (05/03/2013) [-]
better get some chipotlaway then
User avatar #69 - evilanakie (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i would say
****** ****** ****** ****** ****** *****
actually
i would say is
"you know what you must do right" in an almost whisper so everyone thinks that they have gone mad
User avatar #47 - willindor (05/03/2013) [-]
I would tell that VALVe should make HL3 or there would be dire consequences and that South Korea is the best Korea.
User avatar #46 - Iloldmypants (05/03/2013) [-]
Probably something like "It was your fault, you could have stopped it." all vague and whispery-like. Might drive a few people into depression, assuming the people of the world are don't cotton on to the fact that EVERYONE heard it.
User avatar #25 - rockerrocksixty ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
i would tell everyone that morgan freeman is actually god...in the voice of george takei.
#24 - Ken M (05/03/2013) [-]
I bet Mark Zuckerberg thought he was ******* clever making facebook, this beats the crap out of social networking... oh crap it's still on... hi everyone.
User avatar #23 - roflnaut (05/03/2013) [-]
The last person you saw is going to kill you eventually.
#4 - Ken M (05/03/2013) [-]
"You should kill yourself"
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