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User avatar #224 - mustlol (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Being God would be really ******* annoying hearing all those people pray to me at one time and looking over the ******* universe and **** now I understand why he barely does anything i'd be pissed if I could hear millions of voices at one time trying to speak to me.
User avatar #223 - elcreepo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement. Poop. That is all."
#170 - AresX (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Your nipples are the source of all evil, you must remove them."
"Your nipples are the source of all evil, you must remove them."
User avatar #163 - harbingerwolf (05/03/2013) [-]
"That kid over there called you gay..."
User avatar #162 - tiltaz (05/03/2013) [-]
I would say that that the guy next door is inlove with them.
Watch the Orgy unfold.
#153 - KylieAnne (05/03/2013) [-]
**KylieAnne rolled a random image posted in comment #325 at Boston all the time **
#146 - saone (05/03/2013) [-]
i would say : find *insert my name* who lives in "my country and my city". He is your god now.
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User avatar #106 - zapgod (05/03/2013) [-]
i command thee to send $1 to (insert address here)
#100 - SimianLich (05/03/2013) [-]
"When you die thats it. there is no afterlife. Quit being Douchehats to each other and kill all the islamists and religious extremists.
User avatar #90 - thebitcher (05/03/2013) [-]
I am God and I will penetrate your anus. Yours in particular.
User avatar #86 - binbunny (05/03/2013) [-]
Love Kim Jong-Un
User avatar #84 - roflstorm (05/03/2013) [-]
YOU SEE DAT **** ?
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User avatar #46 - Iloldmypants (05/03/2013) [-]
Probably something like "It was your fault, you could have stopped it." all vague and whispery-like. Might drive a few people into depression, assuming the people of the world are don't cotton on to the fact that EVERYONE heard it.
#37 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
HAHAHA I used to work at Chipotle....worst ****** place to work...plus they always give $2 burritos on Halloween...remember that people.....it's true...only if you show up in costume
User avatar #36 - Kazseppi (05/03/2013) [-]
Remove the first sentence and it's the same question. Religion pisses me off sometimes...
#26 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
I would tell them hey are all ******* idiots and they should try harder not to kill each other.
#6 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot
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