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User avatar #202 - yojo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
#197 - drdiddly (05/03/2013) [-]
"Okay listen everyone on earth. There is a dark force coming to earth. It's Satan. He will be coming soon. Beware, he nears. But you can live. Okay, what you have to do to live is-"
User avatar #193 - anikan (05/03/2013) [-]
"They know. They all know."
User avatar #144 - welfarekid (05/03/2013) [-]
"Hey, this is your conscience speaking.."
that's it. confuse them for the rest of their life.
#143 - kanade **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #137 - agentdennis (05/03/2013) [-]
"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
User avatar #127 - cfeuer (05/03/2013) [-]
softly whisper "hey..." every 5 seconds.

i think it would effect the monks and the masterbators the most
User avatar #121 - Ottovan (05/03/2013) [-]
"The money is buried in Northern Ohio, under...."

That should keep them all busy. **** you, Ohio.
#105 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#71 - magnusos ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
**magnusos rolled a random image posted in comment #597612 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** I would say "Half life 3 comfirmed"
#49 - elyiia (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Pssst, do a barrel roll"
#19 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"You are now blinking manually"
User avatar #149 to #19 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
I like breathing manually better, the blinking one doesn't really work with me.
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them homosexuals are ok and to shut the **** up about restricting guns. And tell the WBC to kill themselves.
User avatar #3 - bannedfartoooften (05/03/2013) [-]
I speak only to you.
You are the chosen one.
You will make the pilgrimage to the sacred shrine at the top of Mount Olympus. Be there on the 25 of December and I shall make you...
And then the connection breaks and they are left in suspense so they must, and there would be a sign in marble: NOW YOU WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR TITLE!
And they would all be like, woah, this sounds awesome, and I will give the survivor the power of mobile WIFI.
User avatar #2 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-]
"Only you can hear me"
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#177 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would say something meaningful like "Do no harm to others. Love your fellow man"
but then I realized I won't get any green thumbs for that.
So I would probably say "lol errybody ur nipplz will b mine"
User avatar #46 - Iloldmypants (05/03/2013) [-]
Probably something like "It was your fault, you could have stopped it." all vague and whispery-like. Might drive a few people into depression, assuming the people of the world are don't cotton on to the fact that EVERYONE heard it.
#6 - anonymous (05/03/2013) [-]
OP is a faggot
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