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User avatar #206 - soldiertwo (05/03/2013) [-]
"i was phone"
User avatar #202 - yojo (05/03/2013) [-]
"Everyone around you is looking around, confused"
#197 - drdiddly (05/03/2013) [-]
"Okay listen everyone on earth. There is a dark force coming to earth. It's Satan. He will be coming soon. Beware, he nears. But you can live. Okay, what you have to do to live is-"
MFW
User avatar #193 - anikan (05/03/2013) [-]
"They know. They all know."
User avatar #144 - welfarekid (05/03/2013) [-]
"Hey, this is your conscience speaking.."
that's it. confuse them for the rest of their life.
User avatar #137 - agentdennis (05/03/2013) [-]
"Would you assholes shut up down there? I'm trying to take a nap."
User avatar #114 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/03/2013) [-]
Well, while you guys are sitting here thinking of what to say, I'm sitting here noticing the post said you get 1 minute to speak to everybody in the world, but he never said anything about a time limit for being God.
#107 - tesarrior (05/03/2013) [-]
someone got his priority right
User avatar #93 - foop (05/03/2013) [-]
The game
#82 - fefe (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Jesus, listen... I think they are comfortable with what they have right now instead of this "1 wish per human"-idea you have, don't you agree?"
*pause*
"YOU KNOW WHAT JESUS? I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU! THAT'S RIGHT, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR PETS YOU NEEDY LITTLE ***********! ALL YOU EVER TELL ME IS "dad, they are fighting again", "Dad, some of them seem pissed at you for some reason." WELL GUESS WHAT? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! LOOK AT THEM, DO YOU SEE THAT? ALL THEY DO IS STARE AND WAIT FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN! well they are in luck... something IS going to happen today... HELL WILL HAPPEN! THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR PET'S ARE GOING TO YOUR BROTHER STAN. BOB, STEVE, SANDY. THEY ARE ALL GOING TO HIM TODAY, I'VE HAD IT WITH THEM... well okay, Dave up in Sweden can stay. he's okay I guess. but the rest of 'em Stan... I still can't believe they think he's evil, I mean they can't even spell his name right... crap, i think i made all of them prophets... oh well, i'll fix it... aaaand do-"

now watch them.
#83 to #82 - wanicochil (05/03/2013) [-]
Ok then
Ok then
#49 - elyiia (05/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Pssst, do a barrel roll"
#19 - fefe (05/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"You are now blinking manually"
User avatar #149 to #19 - dsgbiohazard (05/03/2013) [-]
I like breathing manually better, the blinking one doesn't really work with me.
#8 - electro (05/03/2013) [-]
Hello all of the world. I am God. Did you know that sea otters will float and hold hands while sleeping so that they do not drift apart? Did you know that sea otters will use their chests as a table while they float, upon which they use rocks to break open shellfish? Did you know that sea otter feces is referred to as "spraint?" All glory to the hypnotoad.
User avatar #7 - heartlessrobot (05/03/2013) [-]
I'd tell them homosexuals are ok and to shut the **** up about restricting guns. And tell the WBC to kill themselves.
User avatar #2 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (05/02/2013) [-]
"Only you can hear me"
#146 - saone (05/03/2013) [-]
i would say : find *insert my name* who lives in "my country and my city". He is your god now.
User avatar #101 - Sinrik (05/03/2013) [-]
I'M THE LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR,No! I'm the little voice in your head, and repeat
User avatar #75 - suikerpapa (05/03/2013) [-]
better get some chipotlaway then
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#26 - fefe (05/03/2013) [-]
I would tell them hey are all ******* idiots and they should try harder not to kill each other.
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